Author's Note: I don't claim to be a poetry writer, I just typed this up because some lines of it kept popping in my head. My friends insisted I post it up on here, so please don't be mean that it's so corny. Reviews are love 3
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Severus Snape... but if I did, he would be well sexed.
When I become a death eater
I know just what I'll do
It'll be something fantastic
As I point my wand at you
At first, I think, I'll start off
By getting off this broom
"Confringo"
I shout loudly, blowing you across the room
Oh yes, I'll take it further,
You make it much too easy
As I cast blue flames around us
You're starting to look queasy
"Imperio!"
Now just do exactly what I tell you to
Dance around and pick your nose
I think you get the clue
Humiliation sucks, you know
Now here's a little pain
"Crucio" It's strong, you see
But your torment is my gain
These scars upon my arms,
you know, aren't 'cause i like to bleed
I know i lied, but no matter
I WILL finish this deed
Too bad you could not be better
Oh look! You're turning blue
Looks like my job is almost done
So I shall bid you adieu
At least now i will sleep well
And you won't be a bother
Severus Snape is out
Good Bye forever, Father
"AVADA KEDAVRA!"