Juuni Kokki Fanfiction
Title: The Taiho's Diary #1 - The Beginning
Written by: Enki-sama
Fandom: Juuni Kokki
Pairing: Keiki and Yoko
Rating: PG
Disclaimers: Juuni Kokki and all its characters belong to Ono Fuyumi. I am
merely borrowing them to have some fun.
Summary: What really goes on in Keiki's mind... (companion series to The
Empress's Diary)
Dear diary,
And so, it started.
What started?
Well, let me recount the happenings of the morning.
I met Yoko on the way to morning assembly and greeted her good morning. The girl got one of her funny Hourai ideas again, and just pulled me down slightly and planted a kiss on my cheek.
There. A simple Good Morning kiss.
Did she honestly expect me to believe that it is THAT simple? As far as I know, rulers do not go around kissing their kirins good morning. I may look dumb, but I certainly am not. After all, I had to deal with a woman madly in love with me once.
So I told her that her breath stinks.
I knew she had eaten meat last night. She always eat meat when I am out for business. I appreciated the fact that she doesn't eat them in front of me, but it does not mean that I do not know anything about it. Besides, I am not that weak. I just cannot stand the smell of blood. If I really am that weak, I might as well throw myself over the nearest cliff.
Anyway, Yoko was so angry she looked as if she would like to push me over the window ledge. I braced myself for transformation in case she does that. At least I can fly in that form.
But she did not try to murder me. Instead she slapped me and stomped away.
Ah, one point to myself, zero to Yoko.
Once bitten, twice shy.
After the previous incident, I will never give the wrong signals again.
Let's see how Yoko tries to get my attention and fail.
Mwahahahahaha!
"Don't you think the Taiho is looking kind of strange" Shoukei whispered to Suzu.
"I agree. He seems to be grinning in a sort of maniac way while writing just now." Suzu nodded.
"You don't think that slap Yoko gave him earlier damaged his brain, do you"
"I think it may be better if we call for the physician now."
End
A/N: Ah... I finally posted the first few chapters of this series... I had planned this for a long time, since the start of The Empress's Diary. They are both meant to be humour fics...
I feel so evil... (cackles)
Completed: 2nd January 2005