I got bored.
"Hey Odd, how come you have that stupid hair?" asked the narrator then Odd was angry and confused at the voice and said "I don't know, why is your voice gay?"
"Shut the fuck up you fatso." Yelled the narrator and Odd screamed "Well look at who is talking ugly." Then Ulrich woke up "What is the commotion?" he murmured then the narrator yelled "Shut it buck tooth loser!" then Odd screamed "GO FUCK YOURSELF!" then the narrator screamed
"THE DELETE BUTTON IS RIGHT HERE! I WILL CLICK IT AND END YOU!" then Odd sarcastically said "I'm so scared." Then Ulrich was mad and yelled "SHUT UP." Then narrator said "That's it." And clicked the button. Odd disappeared and Ulrich just went back to sleep.
Who do you want the narrator to fight next?