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One day wario was masterbateing to child pron then waluigi called
wario king deDEDE NEDES UDS TO CLOBORTHS DAT KIRBEY
FUCK OF CUNT IM CLUBBING WITH MI M8 FUNKY
If yoU dot GO I WONTSHOW You THE AMAZEING hentai Igot
Nah waluigi Im filming my own child sex prono directed by FUNKY so fuck off wario hung up
Hehehe now to lure 9 volot and kat
(outside dimond elementary) under some trees 9 volt and kat were kissing
OH 9volt
Ohh kat
Hey try and come round my house this evening
I cant 9 volt ana will noteise
We are the same if 18 volt finds out he will he will
(kat hugs 9 volt) they are about to kiss
Suddenly a black van comes to them a bear runs to them and shuvs them in his back pack then he runs to the black van thenthe black van speeds off to a abandoned toys r us
Ok we are so close to being robotnics faverate robots
YEAH IT'S A GR8 FEEELING GR8 WORK BACK THRE BEAR
IM ONLY DO ING THIS SHIT TO PAY MY DEBTS
A BRD CAME OUT OF THE BAG FUCK ME THOSE MOVERFUCKING KIDS ARE DOING MY FUCKING HEAD IN SUDDENLY THE BLACK VAN DRIVES OFF THE CLIFF AND EXBLOWEDS LUKALY 9 VOLT AND KATT LIVE
(READ NEXT BIT SLOWLY)
OH 9 VOLT I, I HAVE NEVER ER BEENN SOOO FARR AWAY FRRROMM H-OME
CALM DOWN KAT LETS LOOK AFTER EACH OTHER AND WE WILL GET HOME
OH 9 VOLT (THEY START MADLY KISSING EACH OTHER)
THEYboth enter a nearby safe house
We will sleep hear for the night kat said but what if peple live hear 9 vlot said well no one would live hear of all places kat said suddenly they heard shouting out side we better hde 9 vlot said oh 9 volt im scared
Don't wory kat im with you
Where the fuck are they
I THINK WE SHOULD GIVE UP
LOOK WARIO I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE ACTUEL FUCK WE ARE
I KNOW LETS STAY IN THAT SAFE HOUSE.
WARIO PUNCHEDTHE DOOR OPEN
I HEAR WIMPERING FUNKY SED
I THINK WVE FOND TEM WARIO SED EXCIEDLY
WARIO RIBED THE COVERZ OF DA BED
WARIO? 9 VOLT AND KAT SCREAMED
HEY 9 VOLT AND KAT IF YOU COME WITH ME I WILL GIVE YOU THE SUPER ULTRA 3DS DLUEX AND GOLDEN KATANA AND SUSHI MACKER HOW DOES THAT SOUND
TOO GOOD TO BE TURE 9 VLOT SAID KAT LUGHED
WELL I GESS WE WILL TAKE YOU BY FORCE COME ON FUNKEY
(THEY GRAB 9 VOLT AND KAT AND CHUCKED THEM IN DA KA)
GOD WAT LUK FUNKY SIAD
WE HAV TO BE QUICK ITS WAY PAST THERE BED TIME THEN PEPEL WIL BE SASIPSHOS
MEAN WHILE AT KING DEDEDES CASTLE
WAH WAHEO IS REALLY MISSING OUT THIS BROTHER AND SISTER HENTAI IS TGOOOOD
EHEAHEHEHAH WE ARE GONNNNA SHOW DIS TO DA WHOLE OF CRAPPY TOWN
BUT I NEED A COPPY TO SHOW IN CULB COKE
SHAWT UYP PERERPLE MARIO DIS IS MA COPEY IT WILL COUSE YA 4000 COINZ FORE A COPEY
LOOK BEHIND YOU ITS KERBE WALUIGI SHOUTED
WERE DEDEDE SAID
WALUIGI GRABED THE DVD OF DEDEDE
NOWWH MA MON3EY ESCARGHOOEN
YES SIRE
GET DAT PERPLE MARIO
WAAAAAH OH SHITTT ( JUMPS IN PORTEL)
PIYO
ALRIGT KIDEYS STAT HAVING SEX FUNKY SAID
BUT TATS GROWN UPS STUFF KAT SAID
DO YA WANT TO BE ALVE FUNKY SCREEMED
YES THEY SAID WEKLE
START THN
THEY SATRTED
SORY KAT I WILL HAVE TO INSERT MY CONTROLER IN THE CONTROLER PORT
WHYAT EVER YOU NEED TO DO TO GET US OUT OF HERE
NOW IDIDNT SAY YOU 2 WERE LEAVEING
AS THEY WORE DOING IT FUCKYS LANDING GEAR CAME OUT
5 HOURZ LATER
FILMS DONE FUNKEY SAD LETS GO TO CLUB COKE TO CELER BRATE
GOOD WARIO SIAD AS HE LOCKED UP
YOU 2 HAVE A GOOD NIGHT
COME ON FUNKEY LETS HIT CLUB COKE
NI(STUTER)NINE VOLT I I DON'T FEEL NORMAL
ITS OK TOMOROWS ANOUTHER DAY
AT CLUB COKE WALUIGI WAS SHOWING HIS PRONO THEN WARIO AND FUNKEY CAME IN
WWEEEH THAT'S MY PORNO (LOUD APPLUSE)
WE GOT TO LIVE UP TO THAT
I DON'T KNOW IF WE CAN WARIO THAT WAS SMOTHEH
DONT WORRY WE GOT THIS ( THEY PLAY IT) OH FUCK WTRONG DVD
BUT IT WAS TOO LATE IT
OHOH I HAVE NEVER FELT THIS GOOD
OAAAH IM GONNA COCANUT CREAM PIE
YOU JUSTY BURSTED MY VERGINITY BALLOON
SUDDENLY THE FBI BURST IN
OHHHDFO9D SHITHJT WAAAEWAWQAAUIO FUNNBKEY YEEELED
WE HAVE HEARD REPORTS THAT YOU HAVE BEEN FILIMNG CHILD PORN IS THAT TRUE
No SAID FUNKEY
OK THEN BYE
FEWWWWWWW3H THAT WAS TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCLOSE WASTMNTIT WARHIO
EXTRA LOUD CHEERING
NOW FOR THE FEATRE PRESNTAION WARIO SHOUTED
CHEERING
WALUIGI BEGINS TO CRY
WEEHWEHEHEHEHEHEHWHHH I NEVER WIN
EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH DAT WHAT THEAFS GET
THE NEXT MORNING
9 VOLT AND KAT ARE STILL TRAPPED THEN FUNKY CAME IN
RIGHT IF YA TEL ANY ONE I WILL KILL YOU UNDERSTAND
YES THEY BUTH SAID
WARIO WILL TAKE YOU BUTH HOME
OH NO MY MUM WILL KILL ME
I MISSED SO MENNY NINJA TRAINING SESSIONS
WARIO TAKES 9 VOLT HOME
I FOUND HIM IN A BUSH PLAY N BAD GAME HE IS VERY BAAAAAD
9 VOLT I NEED A WOROD WITH YOOOU
WARIO TOOK KAT BACK
ANA SHE WAS TRAINING THE DARK ARTS SHES NOT YOUR FRIEND
I DON'T TRUST YOU ANY MORE
WARIO WAS ON THE NEWS HE WAS A HERO AND HE MADE LOTZ AND LOTZ OF MONEY OF THE MEDIA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH IM RITCH
THE END