"Look out Edward!" said Bella. "There are zombies!"
Edward turned to face the zombies, his sexy muscles rippling with rage and sexiness.
"You zombies! Go back where you came or I will kill you with my sexy muscles and awesome hair!"
But the zombies did not run away because they were zombies so Edward got angry because of all the rage in his sexy muscles.
"Now you die again zombies" he said and he pulled out a machine gun that shot nuclear warheads instead of bullets with his sexy muscles.
Edward fired the nuclear warheads into the evil zombies while Bella was looking at his sexy muscles and making love to them while he shot the zombies.
"Oh, Edward" she said. You are so romantic. I will make love to your sexy muscles while you shoot zombies with your machine gun that shoots nuclear warheads instead of bullets.
"Stop making love to him!" said Jacob who was there now. "I have sexy muscles to!"
"Oh noes ):" said Bella "You have sexy muscles to! Now I feel conflicted because there are too many sexy muscles!"
Later that week Edward and Bella and Edwards sexy muscles were at school having sexing when Jacob was there.
"You are having sexing with him but I also have sexy muscles and want to have sexing with you!" said Jacob.
"Look out Jacob!" said Edward "There are zombies behind you!"
Edward ran at the zombies and picked up a conveniently placed American flag and impaled the zombies with his flag and sexy muscles."
"Thank you Edward" said Jacob. "You killed the zombies with your sexy muscles and now I'm not killed by zombies. Now I like your sexy muscles."
Jacob started sexing Edwards sexy muscles while Bella watched and it was totally hot.
Later that day Edward, Bella, Jacob and Edwards sexy muscles went to the movies to see Twilight: New Moon.
"This movies is very good" said Edward. "It has lots of sexy muscles in it that are sexy"
"I Danube" agreed Jacob who was sexing Edwards sexy muscles.
Bella was also there
"Look out Edward." Jacob said. "More zombies."
Edward turned to face the zombies but he couldn't kill them because there was too teen angst inside his sexy muscles so he fell over.
"NOOO" said Bella as she ran to Edward and his sexy muscles but then a zombie killed her!
Later that day, Edward and Jacob and Edwards sexy muscles went to have lunch.
"I must eat lots good food." Said Edward. "For to make my sexy muscles big."
So they went to Hungry Jacks because the burgers are better at Hungry Jacks and got Edward's sexy muscles some food from Hungry Jacks were the burgers are better and then Edward and Jacob had sexing.
Later that week, Bella was a zombie and she came and tried to sexing with Edward.
"No!" said Jacob. "He is my sexy muscles to sex with!" and he tried to stop her but there was too much teen angst so he died and then Edward had sexing with zombie Bella.
Later that day, Edward and Bella found a time machine and went to Harry Potter.
"Oh noes):" said Edward. Vampires don't like the sun in Harry Potter so he died because of the sun.
Later that day, Zombie Bella went to Hogwarts where she became a student.
"You are late to class" said Snape to Bella. "as a punishment, you must sexing Hermione in front of the class that you are in front of."
Zombie Bella and Hermione had sexing together.
Later that day, Hogwarts got attacked by zombies.
"Arrrgh!" said Dumbledore "Hogwarts is attacked by zombies"
Dumbledore got eaten by a zombie but Harry Potter killed the zombies with his machine gun and then Dumbledore, Harry Potter and Bella went to the Matrix to get away from the zombies.