Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. That was short wasn't it?

'Welcome to my new ToD show! I'm Shii, your hostess!' –Shii

'Humph. I'm Hansuke, your host...' –Hansuke

'HELLO! I'M FRED! ANOTHER HOSTESS!' –Fred

'And I'm Tuffy the last host.' –Tuffy

'I hope all the Naruto characters are ready...' –Shii

'Just call them in. Who cares if one of them is half naked?' –Fred

Shii hit Fred with a mallet. 'YOU HAVE A TWISTED MIND!'

'Here we go again.' –Hansuke

'Let it go Shii.' –Tuffy was hit by Shii's mallet as well.

'I'LL DESTROY YOU ALL!' –Shii stopped as the phone rang. 'Hello? ...Yeah...okay...WHAT! I'LL KILL YOU WHEN I SEE YOU!' –Shii hung up and poofed the Naruto characters. As soon as she saw Naruto she hit him with her mallet. 'YOU'RE SO RUDE! I'll kill you!'

'AHHHH! Stop it! Ow...you hit harder then Sakura...' –Naruto

'WHAT!' –Sakura started to hit Naruto as well.

'I don't think this is a good idea...' –Choji

'There's BBQ here.' –Tuffy

'I'M STAYING!' –Choji

'Well...I hope you all review in later to save Naruto...' –Fred

'OW!' –Naruto

'See you all later!' –Shii

Author's note:

Please review! I'll be very happy if you also give me strawberries or Ramen or spare ribs or Mangoes...just to let you all know, strawberries make me go hyper. If you want to be in the story just ask! I'll be happy to let you in!

May you have a good day/night with lots of strawberries!

Shii