Okay new story. I was reading something and this list popped into my head and I wondered what I could do with it. This is completely AU as this is Nick and Greg in their teenage years and in the same high school. They can be taken as separate stories or one big picture. Hope you like it IHC.

I don't own CSI nor am I the originator of the list.

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Friend: Will comfort you when she rejects you

Best Friend: Will go up and ask her, "It's because you're a lesbian, isn't it?"

Nick sat under the tree waiting for Greg to show, hoping that somehow no one had heard about his rejection. Stacy Walker was one of the hottest still single girls in school; she had never had a boyfriend saying she was waiting for "the one." He just knew any moment now Greg was going to bounce up the hill with that 1000 megawatt smile of his, plastered on his face. As Nick muttered to himself Greg was not in fact bouncing up the hill to meet Nick but walking up to Stacy Walker with determination in his eyes.

People started to fall silent as the messy haired teenager walked past, Nick's best friend. Soon he reached the little circle that held the object of his ire, all Greg said with a huge smile on his face was "It's because you're a lesbian, isn't it?"

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Friend: Will be there for you when she breaks up with you

Best Friend: Will call her up and whisper, "Seven days..."

Nick was bummed, his girlfriend had just dumped him for an older college guy. He was lying on Greg's bed staring blankly at his ceiling. Frankly Greg was getting sick of Nick moping around so decided to put a smile on his face and shake up the bitch. Greg never liked her anyway. Grinning evilly Greg stole Nick's phone and while kicking Nick, he called up the ex-girlfriend.

Nick was starting to get worried Greg grinning like that was never good nor was the fact he was holding Nick's phone. The phone went to voicemail and Greg whispered into the speaker "Seven days..."

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Friend: Will help you up when you fall

Best Friend: Will keep on walking saying, "Walk much, freak?"

The boys were walking up the hill towards their tree which doubled as a lunch spot and a good place to chill. They were talking about the new maths teacher as Nick slipped on the grass landing face first in the dirt. Greg just kept on walking, "Walk much, freak?"

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Friend: Would help you in a snowball fight

Best Friend: Would hit you square in the face and say "Oops! It slipped!"

Greg loved the snow, it brought everyone joy and it made him smile when he saw little kids running around hurling snow balls at each other. Nick on the other hand hated the snow, he preferred warm weather and refused to step outside with Greg. He eventually lost to Greg's puppy dog eyes and joined in the next door neighbours snow ball fight, cursing Greg the whole time.

Nick was beginning to enjoy himself when something wet, white and frozen hit him in the face. He wiped his hand over his face to clear off the snow and was rewarded with Greg's cheeky smiling face for his efforts, "Oops! It slipped!"

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Friend: Would sit next to you and watch the TV

Best Friend: Would steal the remote from you and flick through all the channels

Greg was bored of watching animal planet, he'd only been watching it for 10 minutes but he was bored beyond belief. Sneakily he eyed up the remote Nick, sitting next to him, held in his hand. "Don't even think about it Greg," Nick smirked as Greg jumped and looked guilty, he got worried when the mischievous teenager started grinning like a hyena. With a war cry Greg jumped on Nick and wrestled the remote out of his hands, Nick wasn't impressed from his seat under Greg's arse and complained loudly as Greg flicked through all of the channels.

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Friend: Would let you cheat off their work

Best Friend: Would look at you and say "Come on I need the answers!"

Nick and Greg were stuck doing homework in Greg's orange and yellow bedroom, cursing French, I mean who actually likes French apart from the froggies themselves. They attempted to struggle through the 6 page long homework before looking at each other saying, "Come on I need the answers!"

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Friend: Would get you a date for your prom

Best Friend: Would give you flowers and chocolates and say "Lets go"

Nick didn't have anyone for this years prom as his girlfriend dumped him awhile ago so when a knock came at the door Nick groaned. Not bothering to move from his spot on the couch Nick shouted that the door was open. He wasn't expecting Greg to walk in dressed in jeans and a shirt then, throw a daisy at him smirking, "Lets go."

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Friend: Would come to your house and knock on the door

Best Friend: Would burst through your window and shout "Hi Mum, hi Dad, what's for dinner?"

Nick's family had just sat down for dinner, the seat next to Nick was empty in case Greg broke into the house for food. Again. They were just starting to eat and were talking about the latest sports scores when a crash sounded from the kitchen, Nick's parents shook their heads and smiled as the customary greeting was called out, "Hi Mamma, hi Papa, what's for dinner?"

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Friend: Will make you soup when your ill

Best Friend: Would sit next to you as he giggles "I thought I was all better!"

Greg giggled as he caught sight of Nick pouting from under the covers of his bed. "I hate you soooo much right now," sniffled the ill brown haired boy as Greg had another giggle fit at Nick's expense, "Greg shut up!" The thin body continued to shake with laughter as Nick whined, pouted and huffed, eventually he got fed up of his friend laughing at him and threw his pillow. Hard. Settling back down into his other pillow Nick managed to catch what his friend giggled out next, "I thought I was all better!"

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Friend: Would cheer you on at sports day

Best Friend: Would be running behind you with a bat shouting "If you don't speed it up I'll catch ya!"

Everyone knew Nick and Greg were best friends and slightly insane pranksters, the teachers shook their head at their antics most of the time, others they sit there in shock much like today. It was Sports Day and the other high school from across the town were competing against their school. Both high schools were evenly scored and it was down to the last event for the deciding score, the 100 m sprint. Nick Stokes vs. Sam Cooper. Greg was all about team spirit and badly wanted to win so he could rub the other school's nose in it which would explain why he was running after Nick when the sprint started with a bat shouting "If you don't speed it up I'll catch ya!"

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Friend: Would bring you stuff when your injured

Best Friend: Would hug you and say, "Sorry! Didn't see you there!"

Nick was starting to think that being friends with Greg wasn't worth the trouble, the smaller blonde haired teenager was staring in horror at his broken leg. The silence stretched out until Greg looked at him with that kicked puppy look and hugged him saying, "Sorry! Didn't see you there!"

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TBC Hope you laughed IHC