Designation(s): Sunstreaker & Sideswipe Subject: Ideas for pranks.
From: ----
1. Put Wheeljack's latest invention (Most likely to explode) in Prowl's office, on his desk.
2. Paint the dinobots pink.
3. Replace Jazz's music collection with the human Hannah Montannah's music.
4. Pelt Ironhide with potatoes from a potato gun.
5. Put hi-grade in Prime's morning energon ration.
6. Play the air raid siren in Red Alert's security office.
7. Hide Mirage's Electro-Disruptor, and put a note where he had it saying "Now you see it, now you don't!"
8. Put a bee hive on Bumblebee's berth.
9. Slip pop-rocks (small bags of earth candy, when it comes in contact with liquid, usually the human's saliva, it makes a crackling sound.) into Red Alert's energon.
10. Magnetize Ratchet the Hatchet's tools.
Feel free to use these pranks, or alter them to whatever you wish.
-- You'll never know!
------------------------------------------------
End message.
Both Lamborghini brothers stared at the data pad that was placed on the desk in their quarters, and eventually looked up at each other, and burst out laughing simultaneously.
They instantly began planning and marking things down for their newest pranks...Whoever wrote down these pranks was a genius.
The first prank was #6. Easy enough. And nobody would ever find out it was those two...
--------------------
Sideswipe and Sunstreaker were walking through the halls together, around 2 in the morning Earth time (when everyone was in recharge), and slipped into the security room, Sides silently trodding in and placing the small tape player next to Red Alert's sleeping head.
Sunstreaker turned the volume up all the way, and the two looked at each other, nodded, hit the play button and bolted to the shadows of the room, hiding and watching Red Alert.
Red Alert woke up, screamed, flailed, fell on the ground and shot back up, and ran out of the security office screaming something incoherent about the Decepticons attacking and comming EVERYONE, waking them all up from recharge, about the 'attack'.
As soon as Red Alert -and anyone else for that matter- was out of earshot, they both burst out laughing and fell on the floor.
-----------------
The next morning, the twins came back from a 'drive' and went into the rec room, snatching a cube for Red Alert - and payed him a visit in the security office.
The jumpy security officer was sitting at his desk watching the different screens, obviously dead tired. The two trodded up to him and handed him the cube.
Red Alert gave them an odd look, stared at the cube for a while, and took a sip.
Sunstreaker, who was standing behind him, slipped 5 bags of the "Pop-Rocks" candy into the energon when Red Alert closed his eyes and tilted his head back.
As the data-pad had said, the pop-rocks crackled and scared the living lubricant out of Red Alert.
Red spit out his energon all over the screen and dived underneath the desk, glaring at the hysterically laughing lambos.
---------------
The morning after that, they had woken themselves up early to slip hi-grade into Prime's energon, of which Prowl had to deal with a drunken Prime.
To make matters worse for the Autobot SIC, the twins had put Wheeljack's 'latest invention' in Prowl's office. A mechanical catapult that throws Wheelie's...red...hurty...ball...things, and goes off at motion detection when activated.
The catapult was facing towards the door, and sensed Prowl walking in, and abruptly pelted Prowl with them.
The twins were laughing hysterically in their room, and began preparing for their next two pranks, including a potato gun, a certain red mech, lots of really bad human female teenager music and a certain third-in-command.
------------
2 days later, the twins finally had the Hannah Montannah CDs and a potato gun big and powerful enough to pelt Ironhide with them. And lots and lots of potatoes.
The twins had somehow snuck into Jazz's quarters, stole the CDs in the racks around his stereo player, and put the Hannah Montannah CDs in the cases. They also replaced the CD's currently loaded in the stereo...this will be fun...
They snuck out and waited around until the end of Jazz's shift, where he went back to his quarters and usually listened to music.
They hid behind the wall and watched as Jazz walked in, and soon enough, the female human's terrible music filled the air.
It turned off after a few seconds, and clacking was heard.
Silence.
Jazz almost busted his door open, and screamed "SUNSTREAKER! SIDESWIIIIPE! WHERE IS MY MUSIC!?"
The twins pointed to the stacks of Hannah Montannah CD cases, and Jazz swiped one and opened it, showing one of his favourite CD's inside.
Jazz glared at the two. "Not cool man! This is gonna take forever to sort!"
The two beamed at Jazz and burst out laughing, and Jazz stood in his doorway fuming.
"YOU TWO BETTER START RUNNIN REALLY SLAGGIN FAST!"
The two instantly stopped laughing and transformed, zooming off, with Jazz following close behind.
---------------------------------------------------
Eventually, the two evade the fuming third-in-command. He'd forgive them eventually...at least they didn't thrash his CDs.
The two retreated to their quarters to fetch the potato gun, and trodded off into the rec room - Sides holding the gun behind his back.
They looked around, and the room was almost empty, besides Ironhide, Hound, Mirage and Bluestreak.
Not too bad. Mirage would force Hound to hunt them down, and kill them with his bare hands if they accidentally shot Mirage with one and messed up his pristine cleanliness though...
The two beamed and Ironhide stood up. "What is it this time!?"
Sides pulled out the gun and pelted Ironhide with potatoes, covering him with gritty white paste.
Ironhide pulled out his liquid nitrogen guns on both arms and the twins gulped and transformed, zooming away.
-----------------------------------------------------
Ratchet walked into his medbay and heard rattling.
"What...the sla--"
The medic was abruptly tackled by all his tools - with such force it made him jump and slam into the ground.
He tore a data pad off his face and read it.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Designation(s): Sunstreaker & Sideswipe Subject: Ideas for pranks.
From: ----
1. Put Wheeljack's latest invention (Most likely to explode) in Prowl's office, on his desk. Done!
2. Paint the dinobots pink.
3. Replace Jazz's music collection with the human Hannah Montannah's music. Done!
4. Pelt Ironhide with potatoes from a potato gun. Done!
5. Put hi-grade in Prime's morning energon ration. Done!
6. Play the air raid siren in Red Alert's security office. Done!
7. Hide Mirage's Electro-Disruptor, and put a note where he had it saying "Now you see it, now you don't!"
8. Put a bee hive on Bumblebee's berth.
9. Slip pop-rocks (small bags of earth candy, when it comes in contact with liquid, usually the human's saliva, it makes a crackling sound.) into Red Alert's energon. Done!
10. Magnetize Ratchet the Hatchet's tools. Done!
Feel free to use these pranks, or alter them to whatever you wish.
-- You'll never know!
---------------
::Prowl.::
Prowl jumped in his seat at Ratchet practically snarling his name through the comm. link. ::Yes, Ratchet? What was the clang that just sounded through the entire base?::
::Just my tools attacking me.::
::Y-your...::
::Sunstreaker and Sideswipe magnetized my tools.::
::Su--...I'll send Wheeljack and Ironhide in.::
::Thank you, Prowl.::
--------------
Sunstreaker and Sideswipe doubled over in laughter when they saw Ratchet the Hatchet get 'tackled' by all his tools.
They were still on the floor laughing when Wheeljack and Ironhide stepped inside.
Sideswipe suddenly stopped laughing and looked at his brother.
"Hey, Sunshine? I'm getting that feeling again."
"What feeling? And my name isn't Sunshine!"
"That feeling we get just before Ratchet slags us with his wrench."
Sunstreaker and Sideswipe looked up and saw the enraged optics of the Autobot medic.
"...It's like they're staring into your soul."
"They probably are."
"Hey Sides, we should run."
"Yeah. Lets go."
The twins transformed and zoomed off, and Ratchet transformed as well, chasing them screaming.
Ironhide watched the three and was about to say something when Ratchet's tools tackled him, only managing to push him over.
"....Wheeljack?"
"Sorry!"
Wheeljack's vocal indicators flashed in embarrassment as he ran a small scanner-like gadget over all the tools, de-magnetizing them again.
I started this when I was hyper on skittles.
So, I'm gonna make a series of Ratchet, Sunstreaker and Sideswipe fics called "Skittles".
The next one is called "Twin Terrors."
The idea for magnetizing Ratchet's tools was shimmershadow30's.
Thanks Sunny!
The rest I came up with. And I know, some of them that were written on the data pad Sunny+Sides didn't do.
WELL if you want one of them to be a slash/fluff fic of the three, then REVIEW.
REVIEWREVIEWREVIEW
It really helps -.-;
The red hurty ball things Wheelie shot at Grimlock's nose in the '86 movie, WHAT ARE THEY CALLED?