Don't worry I love Harry potter but I'm kinda going to make fun of it.
Harry Potter WHOOPS!
Harry Potter: and the crap story that makes no sense.
Chapter one Privet drive gets nuked
Harry sits in Dumbledore office daydreaming about Cho Chang when suddenly a huge explosion shook the room.
"BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" privet drive was just blown up by a nuke,
but not any kind of nuke,(wait for it) a magic nuke (who would of thought it).
"Damn you Harry pothead (woops, harry potter). I'll get you next time Potter, well at least those damn Dursley's are dead", Voldemort cursed.
"Harry I have horrible, ahh heart attack I'm too old for this ahhhhhhhhhhh the pain, cough cough uragggghhhhheryurrrgassssss, news for you", Dumbledore started, " the Dursley's have been eradicated along with Privet drive I'm sorry(laughs to himself)."
Harry inwardly said, "FINALLY GOD DAMN, I THOUGHT THEY WOULD NEVER DIE."
Harry leaves the room pretending to be sad until he finds Ron and Hermione and rejoices.
"THEY'RE DEAD THEY'RE GUYS. THE DURSLEY'S ARE DEAD YIPEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"Harry are you on crack, now you have no home", Hermione told him.
Inward thoughts of Harry: maybe I can stay with you Hermione (raises eyebrows at the thought.
"You can stay here then Harry, because I'm kicking you out of my house", Ron smiled.
"Fine I'll just go cry in a corner and wait for us to become friends again", Harry sobs and runs away.
"Just great", Hermione runs after him.
"Oh Bloody Hell (with English accent)," Ron runs after Harry.
To be continued...