Why would I own any of these character?!

A/N Well guys I'm new here and this will be my first story. I'm going to rate this story M just because subject matter. That means no sex... probably.

If for some reason I'm not feeling this story I'll make sure to add a "discontinued" or something. There are too many good fics that lead you on.

Would love to have honest reviews! Just make sure they're made to help me become a better writer. You can say I suck ass or something along those lines, but I'll never know why I "suck ass". I don't even care if you use the same vocabulary. Just tell me why I "suck ass". I guess I can't control what you say, but just keep that in mind.

VERY IMPORTANT(ish) even though it is 2016 I'm going to use brawl instead of smash4 because at the level I'm at right now I can't handle that many possible character interactions. Although this is Brawl I'm basing Pit off the Kid Icarus Uprising game.

Well without any further ado 3...! 2...! 1...! GO!

What would an extremely powerful and bored interdimensional being do if he only had his psychotic brother to keep him company? Apparently he would create a 500 square mile land mass open to everyone in the universe through complex dimensional portals. With Master Hand's total reign over the land mass, he is able to control who comes into the island. That means: hand picked residence so there's no criminal activity, hand picked shop keepers for the best service, and hand picked guards just in case. It's practically a utopia. Although the island is made to comfortably hold 1 million residence, it can support much more if needed to. For about a year and a half it was just a simple meeting ground that sometimes held royal discussions about what to do if there was ever a possible inter dimensional threat. This captivated Master Hand's interest for a long time. He was happy, but why stop now? While watching a warrior by the name of Link, he wondered who could match his power. He had started to make complex spread sheets detailing different match ups, but then he finally just said "Screw it" and decided to create The Smash Tournament!

The smash tournaments is a harmless competition where neighboring galaxies and/or solar systems have the chance to represent their worlds. It was popular ever since the first tournament, even with only 12 competitors, but now it's peeked almost everyone's interest. After Fox McCloud won the Melee Tournament the universe got into a frenzy. "How in the world can a pilot with a low powered laser pistol possibly beat the likes of Samus who has full body armor and an amazing weapons arsenal?!" It turns out that Master Hand was able to make it so that once contestants entered the arena they would turn into more balanced fighters and therefor create an even fight. Now more beings then ever were taking the entrance exams, not only for legal passage to the city, but to become a fighter as well. There was 16 new spots to be filled and the newcomers were finally going to be reveled at the hotel known as Hanafuda.

At the hotel, an exhausted and portal lagged Samus wakes up from a casual nap to find out that she is late to greet the newcomers. Although this definitely was not her cup of tea to greet random strangers, Master Hand wanted to try and make it a tradition for the original 12 to greet the newcomers with a warm hand shake. So she rushed out of her bed put on her power suit and changed out her arm cannon for another armored hand to make for a symmetrical clean look. After hurrying up and leaving her room she started a light jog to get to the entrance of the hotel with heavy metal foot steps.

As Samus walked towards Zelda she looked around only to find the gaze of every other smasher landing on her. "Damn, they're already starting" Samus said under her breath. It was extremely rare to find Samus late to anything, even if it's only by a few minutes. Once Zelda noticed Samus she immediately ran up to her and gave her a quick hug. Then, immediately after, she put her hands on both of Samus' shoulders and turned her towards the rest of the original twelve who were all standing in a single file line shoulder to shoulder adjacent to the large double doors. Samus, a bit embarrassed, walks to the end of the line right next to Captain Falcon. She stood up straight and took her helmet off to place it in between her arm and her waist. Captain Falcon gave her an eye brow raise observant of how it was unusual for her to be late. In return she gave the "So what?" look. Samus looked around the small crowed to see the fighters and the supposed friends of the fighters there for a visit. She also noticed four cameras moving across the floor (most likely meant for televising the event)

Master Hand faced the crowed of smashers and with a strong voice said "Now, shall we introduce the newcomers?" light cheers and clapping came from the audience. With a thunderous snap of Master Hand's fingers a giant light blue vortex replaced the two giant 15 foot double doors.

"Let's start with the neighbors!" Master Hand announced. (A "neighbor" is a new contestant that is from an already represented world) As the portal started to glow brighter Master hand read off the first neighbor. "Coming from Super Mario World! The scoundrel with a fart of gold?..." "Who wrote this?" Master hand thought. The audiance was waiting in anticipation. This person would be with them for around almost a year. As people/things were crossing their fingers/appendages Mario, Luigi, peach, Yoshi, and Bower's mouths dropped when they saw "...WARIO!" There was no cheer just stares. Master Hand noticing this gives a subtle explanation "I assure you all, even though he looks disgusting and overweig-" Wario struck Master Hand a glare "Eh... cough* he is an excellent fighter deserving to be here!" A small awkward clap came from the audience. Wario walked down the isle looking very proud as he was shaking the original twelve's hands. Once he shook Mario's hand he burped in his face and laughed somehow at the same time. Samus was the last one to shake his hand. After inhaling his putrid smell she looked down the line to see people coughing and Link rubbing his hand frantically on his leg. Samus then looked at her hand to see a slimy substance covering her armored hand.

Master Hand was in a trance thinking if it was really a good idea to let him join... Master Hand jumped out of it though after Fox dropped a not so subtle cough. "Uhh... Next up! We have TWO new representatives from Dreamland!" Kirby started to beam a large smile starting to get excited "The first, the king of Dream Land! KING DEDEDE!" Kirby stayed happy. Although he was his main villain in his relationship, they had a complected relationship. It turns out King Dedede (unsurprisingly) has an eating disorder. So Kirby usually looked past everything he did since in the long run it didn't really hurt anyone except for his own troops. Dedede popped Kirby a smile as he shook his and the rest of the 12's hands.

As Master Hand observed him finishing up he introduced the next fighter "Now to introduce the second brand new representative of Dreamland!" Kirby was getting excited again. "...The Masked Swordsman!" That is, until he found out who it was... "META KNIGHT!" Kirby was starting to sweat and on top of that Link could see that he was visibly shaking. As Meta Knight walked down the isle way he only shook Fox's hand and stared down Kirby. As Meta Knight walked away he said in a deep villianesc voice "Seniority is trivial, only the strong have my respect." Samus started to snicker. It was pretty funny to hear from a being no taller then her knee.

"Master Hand, where is my room key?" Meta Knight said.

"I'll give it to you after the Ceremony. For now just enjoy watching your new competition enter"

"Give me it now!" Meta Knight said this in almost a child like fashion.

"Meta Knight! Do I have to repeat myself? I said After the ceremony!"

"It's an honor to have me appear in, let alone actually attend this wretched tournament. The least you could do is grant my simple request!"

Master Hand had enough. He snapped his fingers and suddenly Meta Knight was in front of him. "You said you only respect the strong, right?"

"Yea?" Meta Knight replied.

Master Hand snapped his fingers again which instantly removed Meta Knight's mask. Meta Knight hurried to cover himself with his cloak. "How about you respect the fact that I can disintegrate you and your crew aboard the Halberd in a single snap of my fingers" Master hand then made a gesture with his pointer finger which lifted Meta Knight off the ground "Now, you will stay hear until the ceremony is over, am I clear?"

In a sheepish reply "yes"

"Good" He then snapped his fingers and suddenly Meta Knight was back to his original position with his mask on. For some reason his mask was abnormally cool.

After that fiasco everything was more or less paling in comparison. In other words Samus was getting bored. "Just More kids, more freaks, and more anthropomorphic animals" Samus thought. Samus was in a trance. All she could hear was master hand saying "Blah blah blah something something... IKE!" and then the crowed blew up, especially Marth and Roy. Although Roy and some other smashers were not on the roaster anymore they were still allowed to stay at Hanafuda and get front row seats to the action. Samus looked to see a man with a giant gold sword, blue hair, and an incredible physique.

"Damn..." Samus thought. She noticed Zelda looking at her with a smirk. Samus simply mouthed the words "Shut up" Zelda almost died laughing.

When Ike finally reached Samus he took her hand and kissed it. "You know I'm not a princess, right?" Samus said with a microscopic blush

"Could have fooled me" Ike said with confidence in his eyes.

Samus was trying her hardest not to laugh in his face. Never in her life has she heard such a corny pick up line.

Ike noticed and left with a bit of a frown.

"And the last of the neighbors! We have the Pokemon trainer... RED! Pikachu broke formation and leaped in his arms to get embraced in a warm hug.

"Although he himself won't be fighting, he will definitely contribute to the overall health of the Pokemon. So I would like you all to treat him like a fellow fighter."

"So he's like a nanny?!" Crazy Hand shouted from across the room.

"Well... um..." Master Hand was slightly dumbfounded. Even though that was out of tone he wasn't wrong. "Cough* Now let's introduce the new worlds and there fighters!"

The whole crowed erupted. The smash tournament is an opportunity to bridge new worlds. Who knows who they could meet?

"From the ferocious and wild world of Pikmin... The veteran astronaut! Captain OLIMAR" A short and stubby man with a beige spacesuit came out of the portal with several multi colored...things...trailing him. Link was trying not to laugh. Olimar looked like a Muppet. Olimar was so short that he forced the majority of the original 12 to bend over to shake his hand. Nevertheless, the crowed still gave out a hefty cheer.

"Next! Representing the world of Sonic... The blue blur himself... SONIC!" The crowed went nuts! this was the first time someone has joined all the way from another dimension. After the applause died down a bit, all the 12 saw was a literal "blue blur" as they felt all of there hands griped and their arms yanked. They all took a quick glance at there hands and then took an even quicker glance to their right to find a blue hedgehog with a grin eating a chili dog "Just a little bit of what to expect" Sonic then winked. The crowed went nuts... Out of all the new comers he looked the most likely to win. But how will he fair once he's balanced?

"Representing earth, the Robotic Obliterating Buddy! ROB!" The crowed was at a loss for words. It was a robot?! depending on which world you came from, you may have never seen anything like it. Take the people from Fire Emblem for example. Once R.O.B walked down the isle way Roy literally poked it with the tip of his sword. "hmmm... never thought I would ever have to practically fight my own suit... oh wait..." Samus thought

"Representing the land of Skyworld... The Captain of Lady Palutena's guard... PIT!" An angel bearing a white silk toga and a beautiful gold reef stepped out of the portal. He looked very gentle as he wore a beaming smile across his face. As he walked down the isle his smile seemed to infect every one of the 12 except Samus. Samus was entranced. She couldn't put her finger on it, but he definitely looked familiar. Once he got to her she could smell the faint fragrance of lilacs. He smiled in her face as he shook her hand. He seemed soft... "This isn't right" Samus thought. That smile was... odd. She had done enough interrogations to tell that it wasn't genuine.

Master Hand started talking again, but her eyes/attention followed Pit towards a group of smashers. "His wings are beautiful" She mentally shook her head "I-It would be pretty annoying to deal with a flyer" Cough*Cough* She nearly jumped out of her suit when she noticed a scruffy looking soldier with a cigarette in his mouth. In a masculine rough voice he said

"So? You into Victoria's Secret over there?"

Samus started to blush slightly, but quickly regained composure. "Certainly not" she said with an awkward smile.

"I'm not so sure. You seemed pretty entranced"

"You're mistaken. I'm simply here to congratulate the new fighters and to examine my competition. Speaking of which..." She extender her hand "from your introduction you sound like you deserve to be here" He shook her hand.

"You don't even know my name, do you?"

"...Umm ahh... well.." Samus started to blush

"That's what I thought" Snake said victoriously.

Master Hand's voice burled again "All smashers can pick any room they desire! First come first serve! I will announce the tournament schedule tomorrow. That is all." The crowed then dispersed through the building.

After Samus was severely embarrassed by Snake, she wondered why. She was an intergalactic bounty hunter for God's sake!"God dammit what's wrong with me?" she thought.

As she walked back towards her room with her head down she saw Peach running at her

"Samus!" Peach stopped in front of her and started panting pretending to be tired.

"What?" Samus said slightly perplexed

"What do you mean what? There had to be someone you were eying. I know you were looking at Ike. Although I dare say he might be out of your league"

"Please stop"

"oh Sam I'm just playing. From what I've heard nearly every guy in this building tried to get with you. I was jus-"

"No I know you're joking, it's just..."

"What?"

"That angel..."

"You mean Pit?"

"Yeah... He looks familiar"

"Then why are you SAD?!" Samus was understandably confused by this statement. "That's a perfect conversation starter!"

"Wait what?"

"I can picture it now!"

"Oh God..."

"You're going to get something to eat, when you see a lone angel sitting by himself. You finally get over your fears to talk to him and walk over there. You start off the conversation with hey, then once he says hey back you tell him he looked familiar. His eyes light up and then he starts talking about how you were his childhood friend that he used to play with in his past life! A flood of memories hit you! You remember the way you two used to playfight with sticks instead of swords and how he loved your long hair and how he LOVED YOU! AND-AND-"

"FOR CHRIST'S SAKE PEACH!"

"I-I'm sorry"

"Sigh* It's fine... Just don't start making fanfictions about my life"

"Okay I won't do it again... You got pretty emotional when I said he loved you though..."

"Well of course I did. What would you do if someone told you that a guy as adorable as that loved you..."

"..."

"...shiiiiiiiiitttttt..."

"Sammy..."

"don't call me that..."

"Sammy!"

"I said don't call me th-"

"SAMMY!"

"Dear God..."

"You love him!"

"No no no no no no no no! He's just a child!"

"NOPE! LOOP HOLE! He's actually in his hundreds!"

"Wait really? How do you know that?"

"I have my ways. Oh you two would be so cute together! The height thing might be a little weird though; he's like a foot shorter then you. But that doesn't matter! Now you won't be lonely!"

"Since when did I say I was lonely?"

"Oh Samus... I can see it in your eyes"

"Okay! I've had enough of this! I'm going to my room. And I swear to God if you play match maker I'll kill you" Samus then shot Peach a glare that would make even Bowser cower in fear... But Peach wasn't Bowser. So she just stood there waving goodbye while thinking of a plan to get them together.

Samus was still in an ornery mind set when she approached her room. She had it ever since the first tournament, but as soon as she opened it she found it was somehow occupied. In the dimly lit room she saw Pit along with beautiful cloud formations engulfing the room. "Oops, sorry about that" Samus said, a little bummed that she didn't get her favorite room. "Man, Master Hand must of reset the rooms after the ceremony" There was a reason that she liked that room. It had a perfect view of a large pond outside the building. So she decided on the next best thing, the next room down.

When Samus opened the door it was a blank white room with a blinking scanner in the middle. She approached it, took out her smash ID card, and scanned it. As soon as she was done the scanner dissolved into thin air and the room around her started to change. With metallic panels surrounding the walls and blinking lights for God knows what. The room started to look like the inside of her ship. After releasing her power suit along with a sigh, she laid down on her mattress. Then something clicked. She just realized what she observed a moment ago. She had a lot on her mind and the room was unassumingly dark so she didn't really think much of it, but what she saw put her in a lot of confusion. She saw Pit on his bedside with his wings drooped along with his head and furniture smashed all along the room.

Being one of the original 12 she thought it would be appropriate to see what was wrong. But when she got up and knocked on Pit's door she was greeted with the same old smile. "Yes?" Pit said. A little shocked, she tilted her head and did a quick half a second search through the room to find a heavenly (no pun intended) room behind him. It had a beautiful golden glow with everything looking neat and organized. At this point she was mentally face palming herself for not suggesting a new room layout from Master Hand.

"Umm, can I help you?" Pit inquired.

Samus snapped out of her trance to see two bright blue eyes staring up at her. "Yeah, umm I was jusssst..." Samus didn't know what to say, she was obviously hallucinating before, and she doesn't want to sound like a psycho calling him out on stuff he didn't do. "...gonna say that if you need anything I'll just be next door"

"Awesome! To be honest I might just have to take you up on that offer. I don't really know anybody here so it's always nice to have someone to rely on"

"Yeah anytime. Don't be a stranger" Samus said with a slightly awkward smile. She hadn't really figured out how to deal with him yet.

"You too!" Pit then proceeded to close the door

She gave a sigh of relief, still in front of his door.

"Don't be a stranger?" Fox said with a grin

Samus simply replied with a lazy/defeated "Shut up..."

Fox simply let out a chuckle.

After she walked back into her room. Samus grabbed a glass of water and sat at her bedside. "I should probably ask Kirby what was up with Meta knight; he seemed worried. Is Meta Knight really that strong? Well whatever" Just then. CRASH! She dropped the glass due to Master Hand's voice billowing through the speaker in her room. "Just want you guys to know that dinner will be ready in around thirty minutes!" No one really understood why he was so loud all the time "Great, now I have broken glass on my floor" Samus went to her closest to see if there was anything to clean it up with, but when she looked back she found that there was no glass on the floor. Instead she found her glass of water perfectly intact and sitting on the desk like nothing happened.

"Wait what?" she thought. "hmmm... Master Hand must of added some new features to the rooms" Her eyes then widened a bit.

IMPORTANT! Red seemed to be a generally accepted name for Pokemon Trainer, so I just stuck with that since I can't think of anything original. But hey if you guys can come up with another name that's clever and easy to say I wouldn't mind editing this chapter later to change his name.

Trivia: every introduction (except for Red) was word for word of Little Mac's boxing ring stage in SSB4.

Trivia: the hotel's name "Hanafuda" is a reference to what Nintendo used to be known for. The Nintendo card game Hanafuda.