Video Game Survivor Pandora Episode 1 Which monster made this game!?
The desert of Pandora is seen as Nighteye was in a helicopter flying over.
" We are in the Borderland of Pandora where 20 contestants will be playing for one million dollars. They will have to survive the heat, the bandits, the Skags, and Rakks. Not only that they have to survive each other in this harsh environment. They have been divided into 4 tribes of 5. Already they are sizing each other up." Nighteye said
Duke's Confession: I look at my tribe and I see two veteran soliders who could kick ass a potato and a man who looks like he lost his way to a cosplay contest. Pathetic. I know that the first two votes are those two.
Jack's Confession: Hey Handsome Jack here! My tribe seems easy enough a bunch of pushover villains. I will love voting them out one by one.
Medic's Confession: I see a Pyro those guys are crazy. They come at you with no emotion. They are not human.
A look into the Pyro eyes show Pandora covered in candy canes, balloons as the Rakk's look like flying unicorns and Skag's look like happy teddy bears.
Blazek's Confession: I see a lot of hot guys on my tribe. The hotter the man the less of a brain he has. I know that I can have them wrapped around my fingers and get the others to take him out. I am an assassin you know.
Nighteye: 39 days, 20 contestants, 1 million dollars, and one Survivor!
Bubblegum Tribe Day 1
The tribe was dropped off by parachutes.
"I did not expect them to drop us off by parachutes." Guybrush said taking off the parachute harness
"They dropped a crate of supplies about a kilo mile that way." SOAP said already out of his parachute harness
"And camp is 3 kilo miles from there." Shepard said
SOAP's Confession: Instead of dropping us off some guy came in and threw parachutes at us then pushed us off followed by a crate of supplies all we have is the clothes on our backs. The map is with the crate luckily Shepard spotted our flag.
"As long as you know the way lead on." Duke said cracking his knuckles
"Umm I need a little help." Glados said tangled in her parachute
"Sure I can help you." Guybrush said picking up Glados
"Thanks…you monster." Glados said
"Wait what?" Guybrush asked confused
"Nothing" Glados replied
Glados's Confession: Yes I am in a potato. I had a super cool robot suit to transport my AI but some of my test subjects got to it first and let's just say it's on the Moon somewhere and I am in this potato again with tiny little arms and legs.
The tribe headed to the crate as Duke and SOAP went ahead of Shepard, Guybrush, and Glados.
"I know that you are strong. I've seen Call of Duty. You want to be in an alliance?" Duke suggested
"Sure. With Shepard we can be three strong." SOAP replied looking over the map
Duke's Confession: The most important part of this game next to the challenges is alliances and I want a strong alliance in the beginning. Not only strong but loyal and SOAP is loyal. Yeah the name is goofy but he can kick ass.
Guybrush and Glados were walking towards the crate.
"So I fought pirates and I sail ships. What do you do?" Guybrush asked Glados
"I test things using test subjects and portal guns" Glados replied
Guybrush's Confession: The last winner won by using a good social game. I hope to use the same strategy. Since I am carrying Glados I better start with her.
"So do you want to be in an alliance?" Guybrush asked
"Okay" Glados replied as Shepard walked over hearing that they were making an alliance.
"Can I have a part in the alliance?" Shepard asked
"Absolutely" Guybrush replied
"So who is first? Duke or SOAP" Shepard asked
"Well do we have to talk about it now?" Guybrush asked
Borderlands Tribe Day 1
The tribe was walking towards their crate.
"Hey, jerkoffs just follow me. I know we are going." Jack said
"That's nice except that the crate is the other way." Axton said pointing the other way
Everyone laughed.
"It's called a shortcut. That's how heroes win." Jack said proudly
Jack's Confession: I know how these edits work in this game. I am the good heroic character that will win the hearts of all the readers and will most likely win. Axton is the main villain and my rival. Ellie will not be noticed. Maya will be the power hungry woman that tries to play victim. And Gaige is just the annoying girl.
"I led Hyperion to victory over bandits and vault hunters." Jack said
"By killing innocents. Guess what…first boot!" Axton said
"Yeah, you tried to kill us all. Payback is a bitch." Maya said crossing her arms
"I am not sure why you guys are offended. I said it was nothing personal." Jack replied
Axton's Confession: This is perfect our first boot is Jack so we can all relax for one round at least. However we might keep him around as a goat. Can you say Vulpes 2.0?
The tribe got to the crate and opened it up.
"Awesome a machete and rice…and a map." Gaige said excited
"That is it? For a crate that is not a lot." Maya replied picking up the machete
"Yeah but on the back of the map. It has some writing and what not." Ellie said
"It says first challenge will give us a chance to win supplies for our camp. Great we have something to look forward too." Axton said
"With supplies I can build a great shelter." Gaige said "Plus I can build anything"
Gaige's Confession: I am a Mecromancer so I deal with robots and parts. I made Deathtrap. A robot that is so awesome I want to make an extra arm for high fives. After it butchered the teachers dog they only gave it fifth place.
"Come on the camp is this way." Axton said
Maya's Confession: I trust Axton and Gaige we are all Vault Hunters and would make a formidable alliance. I may ask them to ally with me later but not right now with Ellie she seems like the jealous type.
Team Fortress Tribe
The tribe opened its crate up and got the supplies.
"This is disappointing." Scout said sighing
"No food? I was expecting more food." HW Guy said
"This is Survivor. They do not hand out food, we have to find it or win it." Spy said
"Yeah we starve and survivor bitter conditions for 39 days. I weigh like 140 I expect to by 100 by the time this game is over." Scout said "If I last that long"
"But…but I need my sandvich!" HW Guy said almost crying
"Sorry only rations of rice." Scout said
"NOOOOOOO!" HW Guy yelled
HW Guy's Confession: How come no one told me that this game included starving? Which monster made this game! How can I survive 39 days with no food!
"Come on guys this way." Scout said
"No stop!" Medic yelled stopping the entire tribe
"Why?"" Scout asked confused
"A Skag. Those things are dangerous. Remember what they told us?" Medic said pointing to a nearby Skag
"I heard…maybe…wait what is Pyro doing?" Scout said as Pyro walks up to the Skag and stares at it.
"He's a dead man" Scout said
"One less guy to deal with." Spy said
(Pyro vision)
Pyro sees a teddy bear ready to hug.
(Our Vision)
A Skag screams at Pyro opening its mouth. Pyro runs at the Skag and tackles it.
(Pyro vision)
Pyro hugs the teddy bear and throws it in the air and cuddles with it.
(Our vision)
Pyro throws it in the air and starts tearing it apart piece by piece.
"No way" Spy said
"Pyro stop! We can kill them but this is just too much!" Medic said horrified
"Oh god! What is he doing?" Scout said covering his eyes
Scout's Confession: It was so horrible. I know Skags kill on sight but nothing deserves that. That will be in my dreams forever.
The tribe is seen walking towards camp with Pyro dragging the mutilated and dead Skag.
"Can we agree he is the first to leave?" Medic said
"No complaints here." Scout replied
Spy's Confession: Easy vote…unless someone decides to go against the tribe and vote out someone who could be a threat later like Medic or Scout.
"Join my alliance and I will give you some of my rice." Spy said as him and HW Guy lagged behind
"You got a deal!" HW Guy said loudly
"Shh not so loud" Spy said
HW Guy's Confession: I do not care about the alliances. I care for challenges and food. Me like food…..that Skag that Pyro has looks delicious.
"You going to finish that?" HW Guy asked as he walks off to Pyro
"MUrrrfffppphhh!" Pyro said
Pyro hugs the dead Skag
OC Tribe Day 1
The OC tribe got their supplies from their create.
"Dibs on the map!" Darwin yelled out
"Whatever, help yourself" Gyro said
"Hey I piloted mechs through pitch black darkness. I can handle a map." Darwin bragged
"Like I said whatever. You can navigate." Gyro said
Darwin's Confession: Playing this game is like driving a Mech. Each contestant is like a button or lever. You push the wrong one and you are gone. Luckily I have never lost a fight.
"This way tribe!" Darwin said
"Okay." Hunter replied staying in back of the group
"Will follow." Battlehammer said
Hunter's Confession: I am not familiar with human culture. Darwin seems to be bossy and arrogant and Gyro seems uninterested. Luckily I do not feel out of place with Blazek and BattleHammer.
The tribe started to walk down a path.
"Here is my idea. Battlehammer you work on the shelter with Gyro. Hunter you get food. Blazek…you just look pretty." Darwin ordered
"Oh you. Hehe." Blazek said acting flirty
Blazek's Confession: Found my first target. Darwin should be easy enough to manipulate. Not only that the tribe will get tired of his bossiness and vote him out without me doing much.
"So what do you do Blazek?" Hunter said asking the Lyran
"I am a slave." Blazek lied
"Hopefully you won't get voted out first." Hunter said smiling
"I hope not. I am a Lyran so I am pretty strong." Blazek said
"I am an Artillery Kbot of CORE." Battlehammer said
"Aren't you a little small to be a Kbot? I heard you guys are huge." Hunter asked
"I was redesigned to be smaller. So I do not take so much space. And to be less intimidating" Battlehammer said
BattleHammer's Confession: I joined this game out of my commander's curiosity. He was interested in what this game was and sent me. We are normally larger than a car but he made me 8 feet tall so I can safely play the game without killing someone accidently.
Bubblegum Tribe Day 1
The tribe got to their camp and saw their flag.
"What kind of pansy name is Bubblegum?" Duke complained
"Well, I kind of like it" Guybrush replied looking at their pink flag. "Except for the color."
"I don't. We need a name like KickAss Tribe or Death Dealers." Duke said
"We might get a new tribe name in the switch." Shepard said
Duke went off with Shepard to get supplies for the shelter.
"Say I know that you are strong. Would you like to join my alliance?" Duke offered
"Sure. I would love to join your alliance" Shepard replied
Duke's Confession: All I need is three. Shepard and SOAP make great strong allies and Guybrush and Glados are just useless. They are our first targets.
"We should take out Glados and Guybrush if we lose." Duke planned
"Yeah, they are weak but I prefer not to lose because they will add numbers to our tribe." Shepard said
"Me either. I hate losing fights, games, and women." Duke said
Shepard's Confession: So it looks like I am in two different alliances. Guybrush's alliance and Duke's alliance. Hopefully we won't lose or else I would be the swing vote and I would be angering whoever is left.
Guybrush is out collecting items
Guybrush's Confession: If anything can be picked up I will take it because it will become useful later. I just put it in my pockets. I mean I found a rock and that maybe useful later.
"Bad news not enough wood for a shelter. We have some bones, and dried sticks enough for a fire." SOAP said
"Bones huh? Well I collected some maybe we can make a shelter out of bones and sticks with some rope that I found." Guybrush offered taking some bones, sticks, and rope out of pockets and makes a big pile.
"How did you fit all that in your pockets?" SOAP asked surprised
"Not sure. I stopped asking that years ago." Guybrush shrugged
SOAP's Confession: Guybrush is pretty useful out here. He is an asset. He works hard and he thinks positively. Hopefully he can perform well the challenges.
Borderlands Tribe Day 1
The tribe entered their camp which was by a small lake.
"It's not much then again there is not much on this planet." Axton said putting down the supplies
"Don't worry I will make a shelter today." Gaige said looking around for some wood
"Good luck with that." Maya said
Gaige's Confession: Just give me a day and I'll make the best shelter in the history of Survivor. Just you see.
Gaige goes off on her own as Jack and Ellie go off to find the well.
"I know what you are thinking. Jack goes first." Axton said
"Duh of course. I mean he deserves to go after what he did." Maya replied
Axton's Confession: Jack has done so many atrocities in his rule that he deserves to go. I do not care if he ends up being the most useful man it's like giving Hitler or Stalin and free pass after what they did.
"The alliance is simple. You, me, and Gaige. Jack is first than Ellie. I like her but she is not built for this" Axton said
"Good enough for me." Maya replied uninterested
Jack and Ellie were looking for water.
"So I was thinkin that maybe you and me should be in an alliance." Ellie said
"I can not hold back…you are fat. I mean I've seen Nomad's before and they are fat but you are like a blimp. AHah do you like eat everything that you touch." Jack taunted as Ellie glared at him
"Listen you idiot. I am offering to save you." Ellie said angrily
Ellie's Confession: Vault Hunters stick together and once Jack is gone I am next. If I can get that jackass Jack on my side I might go farther. I cannot rely on my good looks to go farther because all these men as wusses liking only skinny chicks.
"So do we have a deal?" Ellie asked
"Yeah. We do fatty fat fat." Jack replied
Jack's Confession: Oh my God! How do she walk? Well she more like waddles. I think if she gets into my Wildlife Preservation she would eat every animal…and my guards.
Team Fortress Tribe Day 1
The tribe got to their camp.
"We have a cave." Medic said
"Sweet, and a river." Scout replied
"Nice. Shelter is done and water. We can just sit back and relax." Spy said looking around
"We need fire. Yo! Pyro can you make fire?" Scout yelled
Pyro gets some wood.
"Murrpphh Muurrf!" Pyro said waving them back
"He wants us to stand back I think." Scout said
Pyro does something and a huge explosion is formed.
Bubblegum Tribe Day 1
"What the *beep* is that?" Duke asked seeing a mushroom cloud in the distance
"I guess one of the tribes just blew themselves up." SOAP replied
Team Fortress Tribe Day 1
The camp had a huge crater.
"WHOA! That was crazy" Scout said picking himself off the ground
"We got fire!" HW Guy cheered covered in dirt
Scout's Confession: As much as Pyro creeps me out and is a psychopath. He did create fire which does raise his stock in this tribe. Now to see how he fares in challenges.
Spy goes off with Pyro.
"We have two targets in this tribe. Scout and Medic. If you join my alliance you have a choice of voting one of the two off." Spy offered
"Murrff?" Pyro said
"Uhh who is that?" Spy asked
"Murrffff!" Pyro said angryily
"Uhh can you write it in the dirt?" Spy asked handing over a stick
Pyro takes the stick and writes "Murrfff" in the dirt.
"Oh god." Spy said
Spy's Confession: My original plan was to gang up against Scout and Medic but HW Guy likes Medic and hates Scout and Pyro…well he speaks mumble. I guess I have to come up with a new plan.
Scout and Medic were by the fire talking and boiling water.
"So I am from New York City. Playing the minor league baseball. Shortstop most of the time" Scout said
"Nice. I am from Germany and I was a combat medic. Served in the United Nations on medical relief." Medic said
"Awesome man." Scout said giving a thumbs up
"Danka. We could be good allies." Medic offered
"Hell yeah. I am game for an alliance." Scout said
Medic's Confession: Me and Scout will go far. We have a solid 2 alliance and HW Guy likes me because I am the one following him and healing him in battles. It will be a good time.
OC Tribe Day 1
The tribe got into their camp. Darwin looked around for a moment before taking charge again.
"Okay here is the plan. Gyro and Hunter gather some wood." Darwin ordered "Blazek get some water and Battlehammer go create fire with your cannons."
"Except I have no ammo." Battlehammer replied "Safety purposes"
"So who put you in charge?" Gyro asked
"I did. I led an army. I can lead you. Now get some wood." Darwin ordered
"Whatever. I'll get some wood from nowhere…since we have no wood only dirt and bones." Gyro replied rudely
"Just get whatever you can find." Darwin said
Gyro's Confession: Darwin may think he is a leader. But he really is an arrogant jerk. I had an agent like him once. Got me into drugs and ran my band into the ground.
"Maybe we should think about fire or water first?" Gyro suggested
"Yeah, I can make fire with a few twigs." Hunter replied
"No! We need shelter." Darwin ordered acting offended that the others are trying to take the lead
"Why don't we stop fighting? It is getting us nowhere. Darwin can be a leader. Just give him a chance." Blazek said
"Yeah listen to Blazek." Darwin said patting Blazek on the shoulder
Darwin's Confession: Ha day 1 and I have the furry chick all over me. She's a former slave so she will be obedient and listen to everything I say.
Blazek's Confession: Darwin will be easy to manipulate. An easy first target while I feel out the rest. Battlehammer is immune since he is a robot but Hunter and Gyro are next.
"So maybe we can find a cave." Hunter suggested
"Good idea." Gyro replied
Hunter and Gyro go off together.
"I don't know about you but Darwin is pretty bossy." Gyro said looking around
"Agreed" Hunter replied
"Want to form an alliance and vote him out." Gyro asked
"Sure" Hunter replied
"You seem a little quiet." Gyro said
"Not real use to humans. I never hung out with any. My kind sticks to our own." Hunter replied
"Fair enough. Don't worry. I do not care that you have wolf ears and a tail." Gyro said "Besides I have seen weirder."
Hunter's Confession: My species comes from a world with a lot of prejudice so that's why we keep to ourselves. Gyro seems different than most humans. I guess I will give him a chance.
Bubblegum Tribe Day 2
Shepard and SOAP were trying to make fire.
"So you've made fire before?" Shepard asked
"Plenty of times. I had to learn when out doing missions." SOAP replied
Shepard's Confession: SOAP is pretty resourceful and he thinks he can make fire. He is special forces so he is use to roughing it. Where I come from we have supplies that can do that and a ship helps too.
SOAP gets fire started.
"Great job. Maybe we can cook some rice." Shepard said getting the pot already filled with well water
"Or potatoes" SOAP said looking at Glados
"Oh haha." Glados said sarcastically "OH good my sarcasm made it into this form."
"Sorry could not resist." SOAP said trying not to laugh
Glados's Confession: Laugh if they want. I have no grudges those horrible monsters.
"Any of you in an alliance?" Glados asked
"I guess the game has not begun yet." Shepard said shrugging
"Same here. No alliances yet." Glados said
"Well we have no use for alliances until we go to tribal. And we look pretty string except for you." SOAP said
"Just do not vote me off. I am very good with puzzles." Glados told them
Guybrush and Duke were off in the river.
"No fish. This sucks. We need protein. Not this wussy rice." Duke said looking into the river with disgust
"Well maybe there is algae or shrimp." Guybrush said
"That is not a satisfying meal. I do not eat some fancy shrimp. I go for the steak." Duke replied
"Well there is always Skags. There are plenty around here." Guybrush suggested
"That is what I am talking about." Duke said "Give me a knife and I will get us one."
"According to what they told us they eat and defecate through the mouth." Guybrush said
"*beep* it I lost my appetite." Duke said walking away angered
Guybrush's Confession: I can feel that Duke does not like me. Anytime I say something he tries to say the opposite. It's annoying but hey it's his personality.
"That kid pisses me off." Duke said when he was far enough away from Guybrush
Borderland's Tribe Day 2
"Shelter is done!" Gaige yelled
Gaige brings the tribe over to show off a magnificent shelter with a full roof, floor, and walls with a fire pit in the middle all made from metal and bones.
"Nice job Gaige." Axton said
"Awesome. I love it." Maya said
"Reminds me of my first home…until I outgrew it." Ellie said
"That is *beep*." Jack said crossing his arms
"I am pretty proud of myself." Gaige said proudly
Gaige: See what happens when I get some bones, scraps of metal, and raiding the producer's camp of their metal. Maybe I should have added a second floor. Oh well.
"This will keep us fully rested until the challenge." Maya said
"You guys will totally suck at the challenge. One look at me and they will surrender." Jack bragged
"Why do you think that?" Axton asked
"Only heroes win. And I am going to be the best hero." Jack said striking an epic pose
"Then just surrender already." Axton said
"Heroes do not surrender." Jack said
Maya's Confession: Day 2 and I want to throw the challenge to vote Jack out. But it would not be a good idea. Throwing challenges never works in the long run unless you are trying to get rid of a threat.
Axton takes Gaige out.
"Listen me and Maya wants a third member in our alliance. Do you want in?" Axton asked
"Sure I am in." Gaige replied
Axton's Confession: Great Gaige is in. That is a majority of 3 vs. Jack so far. 4 is Ellie is on board. That will mean that we are safe until the switch.
"Who are we targeting first?" Gaige asked
"Duh, Jack." Axton replied
"Yeah stupid question. Sorry." Gaige said a little embarrassing for asking a dumb question
Team Fortress Tribe Day 2
Spy is sitting in the cave relaxing.
"So what do you do outside of the capturing the flag and killing things?" Scout asked
"Nothing. I do nothing." Spy replied
"You must do something. What is behind that mask you are wearing?" Scout said not giving up on the conversation
"A face." Spy replied uninterested
"Okay…say would you like an alliance?" Scout asked
"Sure we need to take out the Medic and HW Guy duo." Spy suggested
"Really?" Scout asked
"Yeah they are gunning for you. I heard it from them myself." Spy lied
Scout's Confession: Medic gunning for me? That is not like him. I know that Spies hate Scouts because we sniff them out when they are pretending to be someone else. Medic's however try to help everyone that's why they are cool. They are the basketball player that does not care for points. They care about winning.
"I am so hungry!" HW Guy complained
"We have rice." Medic said
"But we ration it. I got a cup of rice a day. That is not enough!" HW Guy yelled
"We have to or else we will starve." Medic said
HW Guy takes out a sandwich and starts to eat it.
"Where did you get that?" Medic asked
"Om nom nom nom nom…producer's camp. Nom nom nom." HW Guy replied eating the sandwich
Medic's Confession: Me and HW Guy formed a bond. Without a Medic HW Guy's die easy because they are slow and big target. We heal target. He will make a good ally.
"Where is Pyro?" Medic asked
"Doing a confession." HW Guy replied
"He talks?" Medic asked
"Not sure." HW Guy said "He just muffles a lot"
Pyro's Confession: *Pyro is just staring at the camera blankly.*
Camera Man: I see death…
OC Tribe Day 2
Blazek and Darwin were sitting on a rock watching Hunter trying to start a fire.
"Keep going Wolf boy!" Darwin commanded
"You could help." Hunter replied
"I am a bit busy here." Darwin said rubbing Blazek's shoulders
"Yeah hehe. So I have to go to the ladies room." Blazek said getting up and walking away
"I will be here beautiful." Darwin said
Hunter's Confession: Looks like Darwin made friends with the Lyran girl. It may seem cute but I have an uneasy feeling about her.
Blazek goes up to Gyro.
"I know that you want Darwin out. I can help." Blazek said
"I thought you liked him." Gyro asked a little confused
"I only liked him because I thought he was in power but it is obvious that he is annoying the rest of you and I do not want to go home." Blazek replied
"Don't worry. If you perform well in the challenges you will be safe until the switch." Gyro said
Blazek hugs Gyro.
"Yay thank you!" Blazek said happily
"No problem." Gyro said
Gyro's Confession: Blazek is a good girl. She just allied with the wrong guy and she should not be voted off because of it. She dealt with enough stuff in her life.
"You will not regret it. I still will flirt with him since he does not need to know that we are plotting against him." Blazek said
Blazek's Confession: Most flirts coattail and suck at challenges. Me, not so much just wait until the challenge I will show everyone the wrath of the Lyrans. Not only am I cunning but I am strong and agile. I tricked crews to kill over a half dozen captains and I personally killed 10 crew members who got in my way.
Immunity Day 3
"Welcome to immunity. I am excited for this season looking at you guys. Duke how is your camp?" Nighteye asked
"We got fire started and I have a good feeling about this tribe." Duke said
"Maya how about your tribe?" Nighteye asked
"It's alright although Gaige made a great shelter." Maya replied
"Nice. Scout your camp?" Nighteye asked
"We have a cave and fire." Scout bragged
"Finally, Hunter how about your camp?" Nighteye asked
"We do not have fire but we have a good tribe. We may not be cannon but we will show everyone what we are made of." Hunter said
"Great love that fire in your eyes. Today's challenge will have 1 person from each tribe trying to push the others off a platform. Last one standing wins a point. First team to 3 points wins reward which is a tarp, beans, flint, and a pistol for protection. You want this. Next two teams will win just immunity. Last place team will join me for tribal council. Let's get started." Nighteye annouced
Minutes later.
"In the first round we have the leaders SOAP, Axton, Medic, Gyro…go!" Nighteye yelled
Axton and SOAP battle it out. Gyro pushed Medic off and wrestles Axton and SOAP. SOAP shoves Gyro into Axton and is the last one left.
"SOAP wins a point for Bubblegum Tribe." Nighteye announced
"That was tough. This is going to be a fun 39 days." SOAP said
"At least I lost to some good opponents." Axton replied picking himself out of the mud
"Next up is Glados, Jack, HW Guy, and Hunter…go!" Nighteye yelled
HW Guy looks at Glados.
"FOOD!" HW Guy yelled
HW Guy chases Glados around the ring.
"I am not food! Leave me alone!" Glados yelled running for her life
"That just leaves you and me. A Wolf who are always the villain in any story. Prepare to be defeated!" Jack announced as Hunter runs over and shoves Jack off and grabs Glados and throws her off.
"Go get it boy!" Hunter said
"FOOD!" HW Guy yelled running off the edge.
"Hunter wins a point for the OC Tribe. Next up is Guybrush, Ellie, Scout, and Blazek…go!" Nighteye said
Guybrush tries to attack Ellie and Ellie uses her belly to bounce Guybrush off the ledge. Blazek easily shoves Scout off and Ellie tries to grab Blazek but she trips Ellie and rolls her off.
"OC Tribe wins their second point! One away from victory. Next is Duke, Maya, Pyro, and Darwin…go!" Nighteye yelled
Duke runs at Pyro and pushes Pyro off as Darwin goes up to Maya.
"So after this game you want to go out with a real hero?" Darwin said hitting on Maya
"Screw you pervert!" Maya yelled angered as she uses Phaselock on Darwin and throws him into Duke knocking them both off
"That is one chick I never need to save." Duke said stunned
"Borderlands Tribe wins a point…next round is Shepard, Gaige, Spy, and Battlehammer…go!" Nighteye yelled
"Battle mode engaged!" Battlehammer yelled stompsing the platform making it shake then charges and knocks Shepard then Spy off the platform with ease.
"No way I am going to fight that thing." Gaige said jumping off
"OC Tribe wins immunity and reward! Next three up is Guybrush, Jack, and Scout…go!" Nighteye annouced
Guybrush tries to push Scout off but Scout pushes Guybrush off with ease then takes out Jack.
"Guybrush you wuss! He is smaller than you!" Duke yelled out angered
"Team Fortress Tribe gains a point. The three tribes each have a point. Next are Glados, Axton, and HW Guy! Go!" Nighteye yelled
Glados runs under Axton as HW Guy tackles Axton.
"MY POTATO!" HW Guy yelled as he takes Axton off the platform with him
"Bubblegum scores their second point. Next is Shepard, Maya, and Medic…go!" Nighteye yelled
Maya phaselocks Medic and throws him into Shepard knocking them both off.
"That ended quickly. Borderlands Tribe is up to two points. Next is Duke, Ellie, and Pyro…go!" Nighteye yelled
Duke rams into Ellie and falls backwards. Pyro walks over.
(Pyro Vision)
Pyro sees two cupids smiling and laughing.
(Our Vision)
Pyro attacks both of them.
(Pyro vision)
Pyro is hugging them both.
(Our vision)
Pyro is punching and kicking both of them until they fall.
"What the *beep* was that?" Duke said confused
"I do not know." Ellie replied stunned
Pyro dive bombs them both.
"Pyro that is enough! Remaining teams have 2 points each. Next is SOAP, Gaige, and Spy…go!" Nighteye said
SOAP shoves Gaige off as Spy gets behind SOAP and pushes him off.
"Team Fortress Tribe wins immunity! Last round. SOAP vs. Axton…go!" Nighteye said
Both men tumble and fight until one falls off…
"SOAP is off the platform! Borderlands Tribe wins immunity! Sorry Bubblegum Tribe but you will be seeing me at Tribal Council tonight. Everyone head back to camp." Nighteye announced as the tribes headed back to camp.
OC Tribe Day 3
"Wow we kicked ass." Hunter cheered as they got back to camp.
"I know. We did very well." Gyro added
Gyro's Confession: Pretty simple to know who is the strongest. Battlehammer, Hunter, and Blazek. I did very well against two commandos. Darwin however chose to flirt over winning.
"That challenge was satisfactory. Tribe was efficient." Battlehammer said
"Let's get this tarp up and I will make fire. I am in the mood for beans and rice." Hunter said grabbing the tarp
"I thought I was the leader?" Darwin asked a little offended that Hunter was taking charge
"Sorry but I survive in harsh conditions. If my kind is not in the slums of the city we are jungle." Hunter told him
"Fine whatever." Darwin replied crossing his arms
Hunter's Confession: For the first couple of days nothing has been done around camp. I decided to take the leadership position and try my go at it.
Hunter makes fire as the tarp was set up giving them shelter.
"We are going to rock the pre merge." Blazek said
Bubblegum Tribe Day 3
"Weakling! Guybrush you got your ass kicked!" Duke yelled frustrated
"You lost your rounds too." Guybrush said
"Against a crazy guy and a Siren chick. You lost against a belly and scrawny wimp." Duke said slamming his fist into a tree
"I have been useful around camp." Guybrush said "I had one bad challenge."
"I do not care. You have my vote to get out of here!" Duke yelled before walking away
Guybrush's Confession: I failed in a physical challenge. I could have done better but Duke failed too and he looks like one of those scary bad guys that can snap someone in two.
Guybrush gathers Shepard and Glados.
"We need to vote out Duke." Guybrush said to them both "I think us two can take him out tonight"
"What he said was low." Shepard said agreeing
"Yes, vote off the strong. I like that idea." Glados replied
"Just Duke. I like SOAP." Shepard said
Shepard's Confession: Was between alliances but now I have to vote Duke off. His explosion and attitude will doom him tonight. I hate to betray SOAP but he is more of an asset than anyone else so he should be safe.
Duke meets with SOAP
"I told Shepard already we are voting out Guybrush." Duke said
"I know Glados is weaker but she won a round." SOAP replied
"Exactly. She is smart so she can stay for one more round. But then she is gone." Duke added
Duke's Confession: I hate weaklings. If you are weak use your brains. Guybrush used neither and he should go. I know SOAP and Shepard are with me so I will not have any worries.
The tribe gathers their stuff and heads to Tribal Council.
Glados's Confession: Do I like to stay with an alliance? No I will choose the best option. I do not care for alliances it is a human weakness to seek shelter with alliances. We AI's only rely on ourselves.
Tribal Council #1
"Welcome to Tribal Council. Grab a torch and let's get started. So Duke you had a lot of promise with having three strong members what happened?" Nighteye asked
"They are surprisingly strong but we have one person on this tribe that is the weakest link?" Duke replied as he looked towards both Guybrush and Glados
"Is it Glados?" Nighteye asked
"He means me." Guybrush said "Yeah I performed badly. A few of us did but one challenge does not prove how strong you are. I did a lot around camp and I am pretty strong."
"He is useful." SOAP added
"SOAP who leads this tribe?" Nighteye asked
"I do. My background makes me the perfect leader and we have a shelter in the works and fire." SOAP said as Shepard nodded in agreement
"Shepard do you feel that SOAP is a good leader?" Nighteye asked
"Yeah, he's done a fine job." Shepard answered "I led my fair share of squads but he's done well."
"Before we get to the vote Glados how does it feel being in a potato." Nighteye jokingly asked
"Keep that fat guy away from me." Glados replied not amused
"Okay, Duke you are up first." Nighteye said
Duke goes up and votes.
Guybrush
"You are the weakest link. Get the *beep* out of here." Duke said
SOAP goes up and votes next.
Guybrush then follows up.
DUKE
"Sorry but you could have treated me better." Guybrush said
Shepard goes up and quickly votes.
Glados hops up to the voting podium and votes.
Nighteye: I will read the votes.
Nighteye grabs the urn.
Nighteye: First vote…
Duke
Guybrush
Guybrush
DUKE
First person voted out Survivor…
Guybrush
"Well it was fun." Guybrush said going up with his torch
"Guybrush the tribe has spoken." Nighteye said
Guybrush's torch was snuffed as Guybrush waves goodbye and leaves.
"Hopefully you made the right choice and your tribe grows stronger. Head back to camp." Nighteye told them
Guybrush's Final Words: I am out first and I was hoping to last a bit longer. Well Elaine was right. I guess I owe her 10 pieces of 8. Good luck guys.
Next time on Survivor…two tribe members tries to throw each other under the bus after the vote. On Team Fortress Tribe one tribe member tribe to eat another. On OC Tribe one tribe member tries to over throw another.
Voted for Guybrush: Duke, SOAP, Glados
Voted for Duke: Guybrush, Shepard
Notes on the booted
Guybrush lasted until the finals in the first draft before I rewrote the entire draft and switched one tribe for another. His edit would have been worse if he lasted until the finals but he was the perfect first boot.
I actually had the entire story until a group of jackasses got it taken down so I am rewriting the season.