Pranks to Play on Twilight Vampires
Disclaimer: I don't own twilight. Really.
Set them on fire (don't rip them apart though.) They will smell bad for a few days but this won't kill them.
Shoot them with a silver bullet.
Tell them that you will cut them as you hold up a key.
Walk into their house with garlic necklace on.
Stab them with a wooden stake.
Rebuke them in the name of the lord.
Slap them will garlic.
Convince them to play on a slip 'n slide (the water has to be holy water) tell them it has holy water after an hour or so.
Bring a crucifix and shove in their faces at every chance you get.
Buy them a heat lamp for Christmas.
Tell them really stupid yo momma jokes.
Yo momma so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign, it just said HD.
Yo momma so hairy, shes got afros on her nipples.
Yo momma so stupid, the M&M factory fired her for throwin away the w's.
You get the point.
Ask them if they will go to the movies and propose to them.
Kill their child.
Start singing cotton eyed Joe to Jasper.
Get it?
Continue.
Continue.
Rename THEM Demario, Aubrey, Alec, Kim, Tatyana, Taylor, and Wade.
Play them Avenged Sevenfold's Nightmare.
Avenged Sevenfold's Little Piece of Heaven.
A Day to Remember's All I Want.
Get them drunk.
Put them on ecstasy.
Torture them.
Get them coffin for their birthday.
Call their house, and ask them if you can rent a pizza. When they ask what your talking about say "This isn't Papa John's?"
Tell them to read this.
Ask them to go skateboarding with you.
Beg them to teach you to Ollie.
Throw brown play-doh pebbles at them.
Feed them red jello.
Ask them if they like Bam Margera or tony Hawk better.
Microwave their cat.
Ask them to read you the twilight saga.
Write Stephanie Meyer a hate letter at their kitchen table.
Call them a meanie fart face.
Wear body glitter to their house.
Repeat.
Yell at them.
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