Hey! So... yea, this little fic was inspired by my cousins. They were just role playing "Rights and Wrongs" in a Church performance. I fell to the floor laughing my ass off. :P Oh well...they used water as an imaginary beer. I have nothing else to say...so read it. Do it. :P Enjoy!
Give me that drink.
Somewhere around midnight in some random bar, Harry Potter and Ron Weasley happily drink their beers.
Ron: "So I was walking by the park today... and I saw someone."
Harry: "Oh really? *Takes a swig of his beer* "Who?"
Ron: *Thinks long and hard* "Hannah Abbott."
Harry: "Did you talk to her?"
Ron: "I wanted to....she looked nice though."
Harry: "Why didn't you?"
Ron: *Takes a huge gulp of beer and leans forward to Harry* "I heard something about her."
Harry: "What could you possibly hear?" *His eyes widens with curiousity*
Ron: "I heard that........ her breath stinks." *Laughs to himself*
Harry: *Throws Ron a serious look* "That's pathetic, Ron."
Ron: "It's what I've heard!"
Harry: "You shouldn't judge people like that."
Ron: "You do it." *Takes another huge gulp*
Harry: *Rolls his eyes* "Yea....only to those who start on me."
Ron: *shrugs and drinks some more* "I believe the rumor."
Harry: "Did she do anything to you?"
Ron: "No." *Drinks*
Harry:"You know what?" *Scoffs* "You're drunk....give me that drink!" *Snatches Ron's beer and collapses*
END!!!!