Okay, listen. First things first, all I knew was that this guy was an asshole. I mean, who the hell talks to a kid like that? I mean, yeah, sure, I'm not that approachable either, but I'm not gonna tell a kid off just 'cause they want a piggyback ride. Shit. And then, he sneers. He SNEERS at the boy! He's a damn KID! This guy's like what, fucking twenty-three? My age? That kid could've BEEN his kid! What a jerkoff.

"Hey! Why the hell you lookin' at me like that?!" Ah, shit. "Did you hear me, you red-head punk?"

I can't help but snort. "I'm looking at you, you ass! What kind of grown man tells a kid to fuck off! Why don't you fuck off!" The guy comes rushing towards me, whereas I'm sitting in a booth, more like vibrating through the damn seats 'cause I'm so pissed off.

"Why don't you mind your damn business, you short shit!"

"SHORT! Bitch!" I stand, literally growling at this tanned, blue-haired piece of shit. We're glaring fully at each other. He's only taller than me by a couple of inches. Cocky bastard.

"I can tell a kid to fuck off if I want to. If I don't want to be fucked with, then don't fuck with me," he growls out. Well, damn. It's not like I could top that. I literally did just make him feel more angry, for some damn reason. How did it escalate to this? We never even talked before. I don't know this guy!

Oh, fuck me. This happens all the time. Kagami, get your shit together. How can you meet people if all you do is fuck up first encounters?

"Look, man, I'm sorry, all right? I was just pissed off that you did such a shitty thing to a kid. Just 'cause you're having a shitty day, don't make other people feel bad." There, I apologized. But . . . he doesn't seem like he's getting any calmer. Did I . . . fuck things up? Again? Fuck.

"What the fuck?"

"Yeah, man," I say, shaking my head, "Not the best way to apologize. Hehe, not really from here . . ."

Dude grabs my shirt and shakes me. How the hell—?

"Fuck. Off." I look at him like he's out of his damn mind, but I nod. I shake my head "yes". I put my hands up in surrender.

"Alright. ALRIGHT. I'm fucking off. Now can you please get your fucking hands off of me? I'd be so damn grateful." He lets go and ends up storming away from me, growling curse words as he stomps away. I wonder what happened to him before the kid incident?


Hey guys, guess what? Long time no see, haven't been in a good-anything this past year or years, haven't been able to come up with anything good, which is why you get this. Not much detail in this or anything related to an actual story sprouting from this one. This is just mostly dialogue, main use of profanity which is why this is rated M. I just wanted to make an encounter between Kagami and Aomine in which both dudes are assholes to each other and they do NOT know each other. If I were to have a conversation like this, I would love to record it because I find it hilarious.

If anyone sees this and has read my previous work, sorry for the lack of good writing, my brain has been off track and it still is. So until I get myself together, good shit will pop out again! "He Needs Candy", my baby, and "Listen To Me", are obviously stories that are still going on, they just haven't been updated in a seriously long time and I apologize for the long ass wait! I am sorry! My writing ability likes to blow up and ruin everything, so, that's one more excuse.

No need to read this long thing. Skim it, whatever. But it's nice to write SOMETHING.

So, peace dudes!

-SullyR