Fratello

Because I can totally see Feliciano as a yandere. Shut up. And yeah, it's short. SHUT UP, THE DAMN IDEA WOULDN'T JUST DIE OFF AND LEAVE ME IN PEACE.

Warning! Not THERE exactly, but some disturbing stuff is implied, and there's some cussing.

Disclaimer- I DON'T OWN.

"Vee~! Fratello, fratello! Guess what!"

"What d'you mean, you don't like guessing games? Okay, I'll tell you anyway! Spagna isn't going to be annoying fratello anymore!"

"I mean that Spagna isn't going to annoy you anymore. Fratello didn't like Spagna annoying him, right?"

"…Don't lie, fratello! I know that he annoyed you! So, I made him stop. Besides, he was always making messes and not cleaning them up, just like France. Oh! I almost forgot! France won't be bothering fratello anymore, either!"

"I made him clean up his mess. That's what I mean. Vee~! Fratello can be so silly sometimes, but that's okay, I like fratello anyway. Fratello likes me, too, right? RIGHT? FRATELLO LIKES ME, RIGHT?"

"Yay! I'm glad that fratello likes me and not those DIRTY BASTARDS. Oh! But, well, they're not really dirty anymore, not after I made them clean up!"

"D'you wanna see? I have pictures! I even made France get rid of his NASTY DIRTY beard, fratello! Look! LOOK AT THE PICTURES, FRATELLO."

"What do you mean, what did I do? I told you already. I made him clean up. He has such dirty hands and lips and eyes and skin, I made him clean it up! Don't you think they look better?"

"W-where are you going, fratello? Don't be scared, fratello isn't dirty like Spagna or France!"

"You can't go in the bathroom, fratello, I didn't finish cleaning! Don't go in the bathroom, you'll get DIRTY- fratello! DON'T GO IN THE BATHROOM!"

"…I told you not to go in there. Turkey isn't clean yet."

"I just gave him a bath, fratello. Look, all his dirty skin, it's all gone, and his hands won't touch you again!"

"I used special water. FRATELLO. WHERE ARE YOU GOING, FRATELLO?"

"You can't leave, I think you got dirty, from Turkey in there!"

"NO! LET ME CLEAN IT, FRATELLO!"

"Don't run away, silly, you can't leave anyway. I locked all the doors. Vee~! Fratello, you look really dirty. DID YOU LET THAT SPAIN-BASTARD GET YOU DIRTY?"

"Don't LIE! I SAW YOU WITH HIM! You let him get you DIRTY, fratello! I couldn't believe it! But, don't worry, I'll clean you up even better than I cleaned up Spagna and France!"

"What do you mean, you're not dirty!"

"I SAW YOU WITH HIM, FRATELLO, DON'T LIE."

"Oh. You were telling him to stay away? WITH YOUR TONGUE?"

"YOU'RE DIRTY, FRATELLO! Almost as dirty and France and Spagna and Turkey! But, I guess that's okay, I'll forgive you…If you say we'll be together forever!"

"W-what do you mean?! I'm not sick, fratello, I love you! How is that wrong?"

"IT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE DIRT IN YOUR EARS! That's why you don't understand, you can't hear me!"

"It's okay, after I clean you up, you'll be just fine!"

"…You're running away AGAIN."

"Fratello, stop running, YOU CAN'T GET AWAY FROM ME!"

"…Now look what you did. You made me spill all my special water all over you. Oh, well. Look, you're getting cleaner all ready!"

"Shh, stop screaming! It doesn't hurt to get clean, fratello. Shh…It's okay, I love you."

Ahahahahahahaha…ha? Whatever. Sulfuric acid, anyone? It burns off the skin of people, eats away fats and muscle and stuff. It's grossly awesome.

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-kiri