AN: Hey! Sorry I've only posted a story every Christmas! I hope to change that!
This story was written for a dear friend of mine, Eliza, that I have known for over a year now.
It was so fun to write and wanted to share it with all of you! Enjoy!
Every fan
Of skating
Liked Victor a lot…
But the Yuri,
Who stood just off the podium,
Had love uncaught!
The Yuuri idolized Victor! His whole skating career!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be his confidence wasn't screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his anxiety wound him up too tight.
But I think the most likely reason of all
May have been that his drink was two sizes too small.
But,
Whatever the reason,
His confidence or his anxiety,
He stood there at the banquet, hating his entirety,
Staring out from his corner with a sad, heartbroken frown
At the warm lighted ballroom around.
For he knew that every skater that made GPF
Was satisfied now, having their final moments deft.
"And their hanging their medals!" He cried, no cheer.
"Tomorrow I leave! And it's just as I feared!"
Then he sighed, as his coach came vigorously,
"Yuuri! Have a glass! You look quite queasy."
For
After one, you know…
...Its very hard to stop!
The Yuuri took shot after shot! Twenty glasses later he reached his top!
And then! Oh, the music! And that pole over there!
With a strut and a tango, his love met him without compare!
Then the skaters, young and old, witnessed an amazing little thing,
As the drunk off his ass Yuuri, went chuckling,
To ask his idol Victor to leave what he knew,
And come be his coach, anew!
At first he was shocked! What was this skater doing?
And then, in between humps, a thought came ringing:
"This is a hot guy, with great potential!
If I coach him, perhaps an L word will come as a pupil!"
Then the next day, as they prepared to depart,
His hope darted away, along with his heart.
The season went on,
Victor won with a yawn,
As his Yuuri did worse
And WORSE!
So Yuuri felt his love draining,
From this sport skating,
And did what he knew.
He practiced a program, with virtue!
Not just anybody's program, no, no way!
It had to be Victor's, or doomsday!
After mourning his homecoming,
He cleared his mind by this program, performing.
He went back home, to turn in for the night,
Surprise! He was videoed! By three girls' delight.
He went viral! I think he may have peed.
Little did he know he was on his senpai's feed.
Ah yes Victor, unsure of the future,
Found the drunk boy, a charmer,
Performing his program! How could this be?
Perhaps this is him calling, without the brandy.
Then he got an idea!
An epic idea!
THE VICTOR
GOT AN EPIC, CLIMATIC IDEA!
"I should go to Hatsetsu,"
He thought with a grin,
"And help this sexy guy win"
As he was leaving, out came Yakov,
His coach did not like what he saw.
"What are you doing?!" he came to caw.
"Trying out coaching, my life has become blah."
"Well if you leave now, your career's done, hah!"
And with that, on the hero went,
To a town of a foreign land,
To greet his new pupil,
And begin what he planned.
That morning, the sleeping Japanese arose,
To find his dream without clothes.
"I shall be your coach!" The naked man announced.
But Yuuri, amidst the sexiness, froze,
Looking as though he was trounced.
From then on it was decided:
Yuuri would keep Victor in his home,
And the latter was delighted.
Though they knew this season would be tough,
They stood together, prepared for the rough.