Author's Note/Disclaimer: I don't own Wild ARMs 3, it belongs to Media Vision and not me at all. This is all just for silly fun.
Never thought I'd be writing about this game again. Huh. So yeah. I should not be allowed to write at three in the morning when I'm wired and can't sleep. It's really short, and mostly dialogue, but I think it's amusing. Or at least it was at three in the morning. That's all I have to say about this. Tee hee.
"Flicker"
By Skylark Starflower
Started and finished January 21st, 2009
Clive flicked Jet in the head.
"Ow! Hey! What did you do that for?"
"Do what?"
"What do you mean, do what!? Why did you flick me in the head?"
"I did no such thing. You must have imagined it."
"Argh."
Jet huffed, crossed his arms and continued to wait for Virginia and Gallows to return from town. Clive flicked him in the head again.
"What the? Stop that!"
"Stop what? I did not do anything."
"You did so! You flicked me in the head again!"
"I am not a child, and would not lower myself to such a level for simple entertainment. Perhaps you dreamed it?"
"I did NOT dream that you flicked me in the head! Now cut it out!"
All fell silent for several moments. Then Clive flicked Jet in the head once more.
"Dah! That's it! Flick me one more time and I will shoot you!"
"Please, I wish you would not stoop to threats. Especially when I have done nothing to deserve them."
"What is wrong with you?"
"What do you mean? There is nothing wrong with me."
"Then why are you suddenly acting like Gallows?"
"Am I? How so?"
"You keep flicking me in the damn head!"
"I do not."
"ARGH!"
Jet stood and stormed off, a string of obscenities trailing behind him, fading into the distance. It was probably for the best that he did not look back, for he would have seen the grin that had crossed Clive's face.
"I suppose it is fun to mess with his mind once in a while, as Gallows has said."
The End