Nobody's POV
Edward took Bella out for a walk in the neighborhood park. According to Alice, today should be a regular cloudy, dim day in Forks, Washington.
" Edward?" Bella asked.
" Yes, love?" Edward answered.
" I'm hungry. Do you mind if we go get something at McDonalds?" Bella asked.
" No problem." Edward said with a smile.
~THEY GET A BROWNIE FROM MCDONALDS AND RETURN TO PARK. MEANWHILE EMMETT DOES~
Emmett had been left alone at home today and so he got bored (I think we know Emmett ALWAYS does something bad when hes bored!). And so he went to the local store and bought eight 6 packs of beer home to drink them all. He went home and sat on the couch with his beer. Alcohol is the only other thing besides blood that doesn't taste disgusting to vampires. And so Emmett desides to drink them all in hope that he loses his boredom. Several minutes pass before Emmett starts to feel tingly. He starts vibrating and starts jumping up in the air screaming:
" I'm a fairy princess! Ooooooohhhh I forgot to wear my pretty dress!!!" Emmett cries out. He went upstairs to Rosalie's closet and got out a fairy costume from last Halloween. It was a tight green mini- mini dress with thigh high white stiletto boots.(Imagine Emmett in THAT!) He put it on ripping the sides of it from his huge muscles. He skipped marily down the stairs and out the door to his car. He started it up deciding where to go.
" Where should I go to show people my flirty dress?....OOOOOOOhhhhhh I should show Bella my dress and she will envy me! Then she will be my slave for the rest of her human life MWAHAHAHAHA." Emmett said vibrating/laughing with foam coming out of his mouth. He started up the car and drove to the park. He spotted Edward and Bella on a bench with their backs facing him. Bella had a brownie in her hands and Edward was talking to her. Emmett skipped down the path leading to them. On his way there he pushed people on the floor if they came within a two meter radius of him while he sang,
" LALALALALALALALALALALALAAAAAA!!!!!!"
By the time he reached Edward and Bella and they still hadn't noticed him. Bella took a bite of her brownie and Emmett gasped. Both Edward and Bella turned around looking confused at Emmett. They didn't have time to do anything else because Emmett grabbed the brownie out of Bella's hand and hit her hard(vampire strength hard) on the head.
" Couldv'e had a V8!!!" Emmett yelled at her. She fell on the ground not moving or breathing.
" Emmett! What have you done!" Edward yelled at Emmett.
" Well she took a bite of that brownie Edward! What else was I supposed to do? Let her eat carbs!!!" Emmett shrieked.
*Well thats my story. It's not that good but...oh well!. =D*