Note: Obviously, by the genres this story is listed under, you should know it's a parody. Nothing in this story is serious, it's just for laughs. Characters will be OOC, and the story may not make sense, but this is a deliberately bad roundrobin by the TVF members (mostly the admins). Flames are accepted, so we can LOL and move on. I have combined to entries into one for a special long chapter! Enjoy!

Warning: GirlxGirl, BoyxBoy (I think), Violence, Character Death

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Chapter 1

Once upon a time, in a school in Hollywood called Hollywood Arts, eight teenagers were about to have their lives changed dramatically. New relationships would be discovered. New hateships (A/N: Is that like... a word?)would be formed. Alliances would be created. Songs would be sang. Plays would be played. And most importantly, everyone would live happily ever after... maybe.

Jade West walked down the dark spooky hallway to Sikowitz's classroom. She open door and looked around. "OMG!" she screamed when she walked in. "Beck! Why are you kissing Tori!"

Beck turned around and looked at Jade. "I... This is Tori," he said.

"Obviously!"

"And we were kissing."

"Why?" Jade screams at the top of her lungs.

"Because we love each other!" Tori tells Jade angrily. "Can't you tell by the way we rarely interact that we have an extremely obvious thing for each other? And can't you tell by the way I flirt with Andre at times that I'm in love with your boyfriend! Or should I say, ex-boyfriend!"

Jade started crying and ran away. "You're all horrible!" she screamed. She ran into the janitor's closet and cried while cutting up trashcans.

Suddenly, the door flew open. A young red haired girl flew into the room and wrapped her arms around Jade. "Jade," she says. "Everything will be okay."

"My boyfriend cheated on me with Tori!" Jade cried into Cat's shoulder.

Cat lifted Jade's head up. "Everything will be okay, Jade," she whispers to the crying girl.

Jade smiled a little and kissed Cat on the cheek. "You know, even though Beck and I just broke up about five minutes ago, I'm completely in love with you now," Jade says to Cat.

Cat smiles back. She stands up and grabbed Jade's hand and pulls her up. "Let's get to class," she said to her. Cat leaned over and kisses Jade on the lips really quick and then drags her out of the closet.

The new couple ran into Sikowitz's classroom and they saw Beck and Tori sitting together. Cat took Jade to the front of the room and they sat down together. Cat rested her head and Jade's shoulder and kissed her on the cheek.

Beck saw this and he freaked out because Jade had moved on already. Tori noticed his eyes and smacked him on the hand. "Stop it," she says. "You're mine now." She leaned over and kisses him.

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Beck kisses Tori back, but notices a feeling deep within himself that he can't possibly ignore. Is this really what he wants? Well, of course it was. If he didn't wanted this, then why did he just leave the girl he has so much chemistry with for a girl he barely interacts with?

"Because she's a monster and I'm perfect," Tori whispers so only he can hear. It's as if she's just read his mind - he didn't know she had so many amazing talents. This is just so utterly romantic to him somehow that he can't handle it and begs the writer to move on.

The others of their group of friends make their way into Sikowitz's classroom. Beck notices Robbie immediately, before he even sees him. Something in the room changes... (Then again, it could just be because Rex is yelling at Robbie again.) Beck tries to ignore whatever it is that's going on within himself - he's feeling so many different emotions -and waits for Sikowitz to make it to class while Tori clings to him.

There is only one problem, however. Sikowitz doesn't show up after five minutes...after ten minutes...and everyone begins to worry. You can see it on Jade's face most of all since she and Sikowitz have that father-daughter thing going on.

"What happened to Sikowitz?" Tori asks, standing up out of her chair to command the room for no apparent reason.

"It's probably no big deal," Andre says, seemingly a little peeved about Tori and Beck's new relationship.

"Yeah, this is Sikowitz after all," Robbie adds.

"Jade, did you have something to do with this?" Tori asks condescendingly, her angry mom face showing.

"Why in the world would you blame me for Sikowitz being late for class?" Jade asks, her voice more bitter than usual. "I'm not the one trying to sabotage people's personal lives today."

"Say-bo-tahge?" Rex says, but is ignored.

"Beck, did you hear what she just said to me?" Tori asks, needing back up so Jade knows she can't just walk all over her with her negative comments.

"Oh, guys, I just got a text from Sikowitz!" Robbie exclaims, redirecting everyone's attention.

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End note: This chapter was written by InsaneBlueberry (first part) and TheMidnightRainfall (ending). So you got through the first chapter of the bad fic? Congrats! Since we have pre-written, I'll update tomorrow, and daily for the next few weeks or so. Wanna contribute to the story? Join Truly Victorious! The link is listed as our "homepage" on our profile! Review, flame, whatever!