[A/N: I got inspired to write a sorting song because of Sphinx and her
sorting song written by Snape. Her idea was that the teachers actually
write the sorting songs, not the hat (if you wanna know more read her fic).
Anyway, she proposed that someone write the 'Professor Jordan 2006 Rap
Sorting Song'. I gave it a shot, but it sort of came out a little ho-down
style, and I only decided to post 'cause I think it'd be funny, hearing the
Sorting Hat sing a ho-down. Well, I'll leave you with the song.]
Ho-down Sorting Song
I am the Sorting Hat and I am here to chose
Which Hogwarts House you belong to
The four founders gave me this responsibility,
So don't you come questioning my ability
If you're brave and courageous, the Gryffindors for you
A big heart will help you there too
They're very adventurous
And not too concerned for rules
Hufflepuffs are loyal, hard working and kind
If you want a good friend, then that's where you should try
They may not always be recognized
But they're sure worthy of your trust
To be in Ravenclaw there's something you need
Something no one else can see, no one but me
If for you intelligence is everything
Then this will be your scene
For those with great ambition, Slytherin's the place
They're sly and mischievous but with a touch of grace
Don't focus on the obstacles, keep your eyes on the prize
Slytherin's a place where the means justify the ends
There you have it folks, they're all lined up for you
This decision, I'm sure, will be very hard to do
Your future is critical, but you should worry not
Because the errors are always so minimal!
The errors are always so minimal!
[A/N: Ok, so I admit the lyrics sucked, the best strophe was the Slytherin one, because I am a Slytherin by nature. This song was written by Professor Sprout, as she's secretly a ho-down fan. Hope you like it, leave me a review, please!]
Ho-down Sorting Song
I am the Sorting Hat and I am here to chose
Which Hogwarts House you belong to
The four founders gave me this responsibility,
So don't you come questioning my ability
If you're brave and courageous, the Gryffindors for you
A big heart will help you there too
They're very adventurous
And not too concerned for rules
Hufflepuffs are loyal, hard working and kind
If you want a good friend, then that's where you should try
They may not always be recognized
But they're sure worthy of your trust
To be in Ravenclaw there's something you need
Something no one else can see, no one but me
If for you intelligence is everything
Then this will be your scene
For those with great ambition, Slytherin's the place
They're sly and mischievous but with a touch of grace
Don't focus on the obstacles, keep your eyes on the prize
Slytherin's a place where the means justify the ends
There you have it folks, they're all lined up for you
This decision, I'm sure, will be very hard to do
Your future is critical, but you should worry not
Because the errors are always so minimal!
The errors are always so minimal!
[A/N: Ok, so I admit the lyrics sucked, the best strophe was the Slytherin one, because I am a Slytherin by nature. This song was written by Professor Sprout, as she's secretly a ho-down fan. Hope you like it, leave me a review, please!]