+ Tala decides that he and Kai should take a bus back to their apartment, but he ends up getting rather 'excited', and so Kai helps 'cure' his excitement. At the back of the bus. Twoshot.

+ WARNINGS: Manlove, lime, probable swearing and evil glances from old women.

+ Disclaimer: Sadly, I still do not own Kai or Tala. Or anything else Beyblade-related. Or a bus.

+ A/N: I have the urge. To write, obviously. This has been planned out for a while now, and so I decided to get to work on it :-D I was going to mention something else, but in typical PKW fashion, I have forgotten. So, enjoy and review!

Fun On Public Transport

"Please, Kai?"

"We have a perfectly good car, with a perfect chauffer who is a danger to anyone who gets in his way when he drives. Why the Hell do you want to catch a bus?"

Kai turned to look at Tala, who was staring at the bus timetable on the pole next to the bus stop.

"There's one in five minutes! We could catch that one!"

"You're not listening to me, are you?" Kai sighed at his boyfriend. "And you're being really evil, making me stay outside when I have a cold."

"C'mon, let's go and sit down on that bench," Tala said, ignoring Kai completely, and grabbing his hand and pulling him to sit on the bench.

"Well, if we're catching it, I hope you're paying. Because I sure as Hell am not," Kai said, taking out a tissue and sneezing into it.

"Fine, I'll pay. It'll be fun riding on a bus," Tala said happily, getting out his wallet.

Kai raised his eyebrows. His idea of fun did not include sitting on a bus, full of moaning old ladies, screaming babies, and chavs playing their stupid music loudly.

For 10 minutes they sat on the bench waiting, with Tala happily humming to himself, and Kai tapping his foot impatiently.

"I thought you said the bus would be five minutes?" Kai glared at Tala.

"I did, and it was supposed to be. It's obviously late, dumbass," Tala said, returning the glare.

"Y'know, if we just took the car, we'd be home already," Kai rolled his eyes, wiping his nose with a tissue.

"Stop moaning. Here it is," Tala replied, turning to look at the bus that was just pulling up to the stop.

Everyone else immediately stood up and rushed to the door of the bus, which opened and let a few people off. The chavs got on first, mouthing off, showing possibly fake bus passes and generally being twats. Tala and Kai were supposed to get on next, but there were two old women next to them, who Tala let on first with a small smile. The women returned the smile, and both said 'thanks', but frowned when they noticed that Tala and Kai were holding hands.

Tala paid for their tickets once they were on the bus, and dragged Kai all the way down the bus to the very back. Kai was surprised that the chavs hadn't sat there, but they had taken residency near the front of the bus. Tala sat next to the window, and Kai sat next to him.

"Y'know, I don't like sitting at the back. Anyone can come and sit next to me, now," Kai mumbled to Tala, giving the two old women a glare, as they were still staring at the two boys.

"Oh, shush," was Tala's reply, as he looked out the window.

Once everyone was on board (and there weren't that many people at the bus stop), the bus moved off, causing the chavs to raise their voices a little more, and to get out their phones and start playing their music.

"Bloody typical," Kai said, frowning at the kids near the front.

A few minutes later, they had stopped at the next stop, letting all the chavs off, and letting two women with prams on board.

"Greeaaat. First chavs, now the babies," Kai said grumpily, sneezing into his tissue again.

They moved off again, and Tala shifted a bit in his seat, looking like he was sat on a pineapple.

"What's the matter with you?" Kai asked, giving Tala an odd look.

"Sitting at the back of the bus is really turning me on," Tala replied, frowning.

"Erm… Why?"

"I don't know. But I do know that I have a massive erection," Tala whispered to Kai, giving him a grin.

"Not here, and not now," Kai said sternly.

"Not even a blowjob?"

"No."

"Handjob?"

"No! You'll have to wait until we get home! We'd be home by now if we'd taken the bloody car, and then we could've had sex all you want. But no. You wanted to take the bus, so you'll have to wait."

"But Kaaaiiii, I won't be able to last that long!" Tala whined, not caring if anyone heard his and Kai's conversation.

"Tough," Kai said finally, crossing his arms.

Tala pouted at him, and even gave him the puppy dog eyes, but Kai wasn't going to let up that easy. So Tala took off his coat, covered his lap so that only he and Kai would be able to see what he was doing, and then undid his trousers.

Kai looked at Tala, and then down at his hands, which were teasing his erection through his boxers. Kai shook his head and looked away, but his own underwear were getting tighter, too.

Tala grinned, knowing that he was slowly breaking Kai's barriers, and soon he'd have to join in somehow. Tala pulled his cock out of his underwear, and started stroking himself, holding back groans of pleasure.

Kai looked at Tala again, and choked, seeing that Tala had gotten his manhood out on a bus - which had other people on!! It was obvious that Tala was really getting off from the risk of one of the other passengers catching them.

Kai couldn't hold himself back anymore. He reached into Tala's lap, removing Tala's hand, and started stroking Tala himself. Tala rested his head on Kai's shoulder, letting out tiny and very quiet moans as Kai pumped him faster, but trying to hide it from the other passengers.

Tala felt himself getting very close, and let his hand cover Kai's as Kai stroked him faster.

"Oh, God, Kai," Tala breathed, and pushing his head against Kai's shoulder some more.

As Kai stroked Tala, he tightened his grip a little more, and soon Tala came over Kai's hand, biting into Kai's shoulder as he did so, trying to stop himself screaming in pleasure.

Kai gave Tala a few last strokes, to tease the last of Tala's come out of him, and then let go to reach into his pocket and get a clean tissue out. He wiped his hand, and then passed the tissue to Tala, who cleaned himself up, and fastened his trousers once more.

Tala handed the tissue back to Kai, who raised his eyebrows, but put it in his pocket anyway. Kai raised his arm and put it around Tala, pulling him closer, and Tala let his head rest on Kai's shoulder once more. The boys sensed a two pairs of eyes on them, and looked over to the other side of the bus to see the two old women staring at them.

"Let's give them a show," Tala whispered into Kai's ear.

"Don't you think we've done that already?" Kai whispered back.

Tala leaned into Kai, and their lips met briefly. They looked back at the women after breaking apart, to see them tutting and looking quite disgusted. Tala grinned at Kai, and let his head rest back onto Kai's shoulder.

When the bus had reached their stop, they came up to the women, who were still staring.

"Homophobes make me laugh, Kai," Tala said loudly, as they passed the two old women.

"Me too," Kai agreed, and accidentally on purpose letting Tala's 'used' tissue fall onto one of the women's lap.

Once they were off the bus, they turned back to it, to see the woman hold up Tala's tissue, and looking horrified. Both boys laughed, and walked hand in hand up to their apartment.

"Kai… I'm horny again," Tala said.

"I thought you said you wouldn't have lasted?" Kai asked, rolling his eyes as he unlocked the door.

"I lied," Tala grinned mischievously, leading Kai towards the bedroom.

A/N: I'm sooooo sorry this is short! I'd imagined it would be longer, but, as it isn't, I'm going to make it into a two-shot )