Oi! Brave Captain Usopp here. Me and my faithful crew of 10,000 men just finished fighting a nail-biting blood bath of a battle with some badly misinformed pirate conspirators. Heheheh, they didn't stand a chance what with my amazing marksmen-like skills. You had to be there, I swear!
Well now, back to my official obligation. I have decided to grace you people that have fallen upon my glorious presence with my most coveted advice. Exciting, isn't it? Don't worry, you'll be alright, don't wet yourselves! Anyways, what I am trying to get at is that at the price of well, NOTHING, (except maybe your time and sanity) you may partake of the advice of the best, the valiant: Captain Usopp!! One by one, you readers may dispose of your burning questions/ problems upon my presence. I will not judge you, I swear! So without further ado, enjoy my amazing advice column.
The Brave Amazing Captain Usopp
Ps: If you really want to, I can get my faithful crew to answer some of your questions as well. Although, I don't think Luffy will be of much help. Oh well, stranger things have happened. Up first is your's truly: ME!