Cloud's Secret
Author: CloudS21
Rating: PG
Category: FF7
Genre: Humor
Comment: Have you ever thought Cloud could be weirder than he already is? Well, guess again after you read this fic!
Cid: Hurry it up in there, d*mn it!
Barret: Just a minute!
Tifa: That's what you said an hour ago!
Aeris: Yeah! Other people gotta use the shower!
Barret: I'm not in the shower!
Cloud: ::imagines Aeris in the shower:: Oh yeah...
Vincent: Did you say something, Cloud?
Cloud: No.
Vincent: Okay.
::loud pooping and gassing noises from the bathroom::
Cid: Oh $#@*)!
Tifa: Great! Now we need another 20 plumbers!
Barret: Argh ergh...ugh! ::loud poop sound::
Aeris: Oh !@#$%^%$@##$(*&^&$?$%!^$#!!~!@@#!
::everyone stares at Aeris::
Aeris: That's what Cid would say if he was paying attension...heh heh...
::everyone turns away::
Aeris: Phew...
::10 flushes::
Barret: I'm done! ::walks out::
Cid: I ain't goin' in, I'm going in the bushes!
Tifa: Not in this yard!
Cid: Fine! I'll go in Rufus's yard!
Tifa: Fine by me.
::Cid leaves::
Aeris: I'll just take a shower when the plumers come...
Cloud: I'll go in!
Tifa: Don't do it, Cloud! It's suicide!
Cloud: I know, but if I do somehow survive...I'll be a new man! ::walks into the bathroom::
Tifa: Be careful! ::walks away::
Yuffie: What a foo'.
Cloud: This isn't so hard...HUH?! ::a sudden stench gags him:: ::crawls faintly out of the bathroom and takes bigs breaths of air::
::That night::
Cloud: You won't get away with this, Barret...::walks into his room::
::There are a lot of black candles and a voodoo doll of each FF7 character::
Cloud: ::Grabs the Barret doll and throws it in the toilet:: MWAHAHAHAHA!!
::knock on door::
Cloud: Who's there?!
Vincent: Me.
Cloud: Oh, Vince, hi.
Vincent: My name is not Vince, or Vinny, or Vinco, or Vincey, just Vincent.
Cloud: Whatever, what do you want?
Vincent: I cannot sleep with your manical laughing.
Cloud: Okay, I'll stop...
Vincent: Cloud.
Cloud: Yeah?
Vincent: One more thing, why are you in the bathroom?
Cloud: Umm, I gotta take a wee-wee.
Vincent: Wee-wee?
Cloud: A piss.
Vincent: Piss?
Cloud: Liquid has to come out of my bladder.
Vincent: Oh. ::walks to his room::
Cloud: Better go to bed. ::tucks himself in::
::knock on door::
Cloud: WHO'S THERE?!
Vincent: Me.
Cloud: Me who?
Vincent: Me Vincent.
Cloud: What do ya want now?!
Vincent: I can't sleep while you're murmering sexual things about me.
Cloud: That's Yuffie.
Vincent: Uh-oh.
Cloud: WHAT?!!!
Vincent: I have to share a room with her.
::Yuffie can be heard from her room::
Yuffie: Gimme some sugar, Vincey.
Vincent: Do you have a spare pillow and blanket?
Cloud: Yeah.
Vincent: May I use them?
Cloud: Knock yourself out.
Vincent: Thank you.::grabs the items and walks outside::
::that morning at Rufus's house (Shinra HQ)::
Rufus: ::walks outside and yawns:: What a beautiful day! I think I'll turn over an new leaf! Huh? ::sniffs the air:: EWW!!! THERE'S POOP IN MY BUSH!! I hate this day! I'm gonna stay the same as I always was! ::kicks a trashcan::
::with Barret in the bathroom::
Barret: Ergh, ugh...::takes a big poopy:: AHHH!! DIEING!!Dieing...Dieingggg.......::is smuthered in his own poopy weight and poopy stench::
Tifa: ::knocks on door:: Barret? Are you okay?! ::Beat Rushes the door down:: Oh my gawd...::faints::
Aeris: What is it? Oh my...::faints::
Cloud: Mwahahahahahaha!!
Vincent: What's so funny, Cloud?
Cloud: ::clears throat:: Nothing.
Vincent: ::suspiciously:: Okay...
::12:00::
Cid: The special episode of Dukes of Hazards is on! ::jumps on couch and turns on TV::
Yuffie: NICKELODEAN! ::changes channel::
Cid: What the @#$%&!
Yuffie: RUGRATS!
::TV explodes::
Yuffie+Cid: AHHHHH!!!
Cid: Look what you did, BRAT!
Yuffie: ME?! It was you, GEEZER!
BRAT!
GEEZER!
BRAT!
GEEZER!
::with Cloud::
Cloud: Let's see how ya' do this...::bends over and knocks Cid doll out of window:: Oops...::doll's head pops off::
::Cid and Yuffie::
BRAT!
GEEZER!
BRAT!
GEEZER!
BR...::head pops off::
Yuffie: KICKBALL! ::kicks head out window::
::Cloud::
Cloud: Let's have a little fun! ::cuts off Tifa doll's Double-D's::
Tifa: ::looks down at where her boobs used to be:: AHHH!! MY DOUBLE-D'S!!! AHHH!! ::runs around, has a heart attack, and dies::
Vincent: ::turns to see that Tifa is...:: DEAD! OKAY! What the hell is goin on?!
Yuffie: So the vampire does have some expression!
Vincent: I am not a vampire...
Yuffie: Never think you're always right, Yuffie. ::walks away::
::Vincent walks into Cloud's room without knocking::
Cloud: Holy s*it!
Vincent: So it was you all along...
The End
CloudS21: If you want to see the face off between Vince...
Vincent: My name is Vincent.
CloudS21: Okay, anyway, the face off between Vincent and Cloud you'll have to wait.
While you wait I suggest you read:
Anime: Digimon
Digichat NOW!!!
and
It's gonna be a looooong night!
Made by Gabu RedXIII, my sis!
Author: CloudS21
Rating: PG
Category: FF7
Genre: Humor
Comment: Have you ever thought Cloud could be weirder than he already is? Well, guess again after you read this fic!
Cid: Hurry it up in there, d*mn it!
Barret: Just a minute!
Tifa: That's what you said an hour ago!
Aeris: Yeah! Other people gotta use the shower!
Barret: I'm not in the shower!
Cloud: ::imagines Aeris in the shower:: Oh yeah...
Vincent: Did you say something, Cloud?
Cloud: No.
Vincent: Okay.
::loud pooping and gassing noises from the bathroom::
Cid: Oh $#@*)!
Tifa: Great! Now we need another 20 plumbers!
Barret: Argh ergh...ugh! ::loud poop sound::
Aeris: Oh !@#$%^%$@##$(*&^&$?$%!^$#!!~!@@#!
::everyone stares at Aeris::
Aeris: That's what Cid would say if he was paying attension...heh heh...
::everyone turns away::
Aeris: Phew...
::10 flushes::
Barret: I'm done! ::walks out::
Cid: I ain't goin' in, I'm going in the bushes!
Tifa: Not in this yard!
Cid: Fine! I'll go in Rufus's yard!
Tifa: Fine by me.
::Cid leaves::
Aeris: I'll just take a shower when the plumers come...
Cloud: I'll go in!
Tifa: Don't do it, Cloud! It's suicide!
Cloud: I know, but if I do somehow survive...I'll be a new man! ::walks into the bathroom::
Tifa: Be careful! ::walks away::
Yuffie: What a foo'.
Cloud: This isn't so hard...HUH?! ::a sudden stench gags him:: ::crawls faintly out of the bathroom and takes bigs breaths of air::
::That night::
Cloud: You won't get away with this, Barret...::walks into his room::
::There are a lot of black candles and a voodoo doll of each FF7 character::
Cloud: ::Grabs the Barret doll and throws it in the toilet:: MWAHAHAHAHA!!
::knock on door::
Cloud: Who's there?!
Vincent: Me.
Cloud: Oh, Vince, hi.
Vincent: My name is not Vince, or Vinny, or Vinco, or Vincey, just Vincent.
Cloud: Whatever, what do you want?
Vincent: I cannot sleep with your manical laughing.
Cloud: Okay, I'll stop...
Vincent: Cloud.
Cloud: Yeah?
Vincent: One more thing, why are you in the bathroom?
Cloud: Umm, I gotta take a wee-wee.
Vincent: Wee-wee?
Cloud: A piss.
Vincent: Piss?
Cloud: Liquid has to come out of my bladder.
Vincent: Oh. ::walks to his room::
Cloud: Better go to bed. ::tucks himself in::
::knock on door::
Cloud: WHO'S THERE?!
Vincent: Me.
Cloud: Me who?
Vincent: Me Vincent.
Cloud: What do ya want now?!
Vincent: I can't sleep while you're murmering sexual things about me.
Cloud: That's Yuffie.
Vincent: Uh-oh.
Cloud: WHAT?!!!
Vincent: I have to share a room with her.
::Yuffie can be heard from her room::
Yuffie: Gimme some sugar, Vincey.
Vincent: Do you have a spare pillow and blanket?
Cloud: Yeah.
Vincent: May I use them?
Cloud: Knock yourself out.
Vincent: Thank you.::grabs the items and walks outside::
::that morning at Rufus's house (Shinra HQ)::
Rufus: ::walks outside and yawns:: What a beautiful day! I think I'll turn over an new leaf! Huh? ::sniffs the air:: EWW!!! THERE'S POOP IN MY BUSH!! I hate this day! I'm gonna stay the same as I always was! ::kicks a trashcan::
::with Barret in the bathroom::
Barret: Ergh, ugh...::takes a big poopy:: AHHH!! DIEING!!Dieing...Dieingggg.......::is smuthered in his own poopy weight and poopy stench::
Tifa: ::knocks on door:: Barret? Are you okay?! ::Beat Rushes the door down:: Oh my gawd...::faints::
Aeris: What is it? Oh my...::faints::
Cloud: Mwahahahahahaha!!
Vincent: What's so funny, Cloud?
Cloud: ::clears throat:: Nothing.
Vincent: ::suspiciously:: Okay...
::12:00::
Cid: The special episode of Dukes of Hazards is on! ::jumps on couch and turns on TV::
Yuffie: NICKELODEAN! ::changes channel::
Cid: What the @#$%&!
Yuffie: RUGRATS!
::TV explodes::
Yuffie+Cid: AHHHHH!!!
Cid: Look what you did, BRAT!
Yuffie: ME?! It was you, GEEZER!
BRAT!
GEEZER!
BRAT!
GEEZER!
::with Cloud::
Cloud: Let's see how ya' do this...::bends over and knocks Cid doll out of window:: Oops...::doll's head pops off::
::Cid and Yuffie::
BRAT!
GEEZER!
BRAT!
GEEZER!
BR...::head pops off::
Yuffie: KICKBALL! ::kicks head out window::
::Cloud::
Cloud: Let's have a little fun! ::cuts off Tifa doll's Double-D's::
Tifa: ::looks down at where her boobs used to be:: AHHH!! MY DOUBLE-D'S!!! AHHH!! ::runs around, has a heart attack, and dies::
Vincent: ::turns to see that Tifa is...:: DEAD! OKAY! What the hell is goin on?!
Yuffie: So the vampire does have some expression!
Vincent: I am not a vampire...
Yuffie: Never think you're always right, Yuffie. ::walks away::
::Vincent walks into Cloud's room without knocking::
Cloud: Holy s*it!
Vincent: So it was you all along...
The End
CloudS21: If you want to see the face off between Vince...
Vincent: My name is Vincent.
CloudS21: Okay, anyway, the face off between Vincent and Cloud you'll have to wait.
While you wait I suggest you read:
Anime: Digimon
Digichat NOW!!!
and
It's gonna be a looooong night!
Made by Gabu RedXIII, my sis!