Chapter 1 Seto Kaiba
Yep! It's back! Sorry, my last 'Know your Stars' story got deleted because it was in script format. (Thanks a ton to the asshole who reported me) I will try to keep it like it was, but some of the facts may be a little different than they were in my last one. Anyway, tell me it you like it! I've also done a little fixing up, as you're sure to notice.
Know your stars...
Know your stars...
Know your stars...
Seto Kaiba
"Seto Kaiba . . . Has a brother named Bob."
"Uh . . . " Seto looks around. "No, I don't, I have a brother named Mokuba . . . Where is that voice coming from?"
"Seto Kaiba . . . Doesn't even know his own brother's name . . ."
"YesI do. His name is Mokuba."
"Seto Kaiba . . . works as a PE coach in an elementary school."
"No, I'm the CEO of Kaiba Corp. I'm a very successful person."
"Blah Blah Blah...you sound just like my old coach."
"Uh-hu . . . right."
"Seto Kaiba . . . drives an old, mustard-yellow station wagon."
"Where are you getting this information? I don't even drive!"
"Seto Kaiba...was too dumb to pass his drivers test..."
"No! I have a hired driver."
"Mmhmm, you just keep telling yourself that."
"I don't have time for this."
"Seto Kaiba...is picking his nose..."
"What?!"
"What's the matter, nose picker?"
"Well...that's mature."
"And now you know Seto Kaiba, the nose picking PE coach who can't drive."
"That's it!" He stands up. "I could have you fired for this!"
"No, you couldn't."
"Yes I could! You just wait, I'll be back! I always come back!"
" . . .He won't be back . . . "
Sorry it was so short. I deleted the chapters from my computer, so I don't actually know exactly how it went before. Basically, I'm just going by memory. Anyway, I'm not taking requests this time. I'm instead just going to interview who I feel like interviewing. And next, I think I'm going interview . . . Tea Gardner!