I read another fanfic and found out it was a certain Shadow's B-Day (not to be confused with D-Day) and here's a song I'm sure all her characters can relate to. Inspired by Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville, here's Visser Three's Maple-and-Ginger-ville.
Disclaimer: Sargimf accidentally lit the disclaimer on fire. Sorry, folks.
Happy Birthday, Sinister Shadow!
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Maple-and-Ginger-ville
Nibbling on Quaker, watching a crazed blur,
All of those Controllers covered in blood,
Strumming me impatient, my blade not so hesitant,
Smell that smoke, my career's in the mud.
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Wasting away again in Maple-and-Ginger-ville,
Searching for my lost journal of mind,
Some people claim that there's an Andalite to blame,
But it's nobody's fault you'll find.
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Wondered as I glanced at a mirror, why I stayed here all year,
Went down to Purgatory, but with nothing to show,
But some new girls from a Sharing roast, that Iniss made into hosts,
How he lured them in I don't wanna know.
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Wasting away again in Maple-and-Ginger-ville,
Searching for my lost diary of mind,
Some people claim that there's a dragon to blame,
But maybe it's my fault you'll find.
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Edriss burnt me with a Dracon, a grizzly stepped on my bacon,
Nearly drowned by Norm, had to fly on back home,
But there's oats in the microwave,
And their meal shall save,
What little concoction of sanity that hangs on.
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Wasting away again in Maple-and-Ginger-ville,
Searching for my lost notepad of mind,
Some people claim that there's a Visser One to blame,
But they're wrong, it's both our damn fault you'll find.