Seven of Nine can see that Dr. Lewis Zimmerman, when designing the EMH Mark Ones' physical template, must have stuck quite closely to realism. This particular Mark One cuts a comic figure wearing exercise gear. His tracksuit bulges. Things jiggle when he runs. But on the Velocity court, he can outshoot her nine times out of ten, literally without breaking a sweat.
"What? I'm a doctor, not a jock. B'Elanna had to write me a whole new subroutine." He grins at her, hazel eyes sparkling.
For their next game, she dresses in micro-shorts and a tank top.
She wins.