GAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! WHAT THE HECK?! Oh, that last "Love is Undying was the 'Unedited' version. I cleaned it up a great deal, but the original copy got posted by mistake. Note: Never let friends help you post stories. Anyway, here's the edited version. "PHEW"
Love is Undying.
A beautiful girl
Her breasts are sculpted so well
no girl can compare
Ash wrote these words on a scrap piece of paper. He thought of Misty, a girl he thought was the most annoying person in his life, until a few hours ago, when their love life began.
He smiled and stroked the crimson-haired girl beside him in the lobby, a welcome alternative to where they had been a few hours ago, and she purred in her sleep.
To be with you, love,
is like resting in heaven.
My heart leaps for joy!
Haiku. A way he expressed his love for her. He longed to be with her. To marry her. To take her into his house and.. well, he'd see to it Misty would have a very exciting night.
Virgin of Water,
please come, come and be my bride,
I long for a mate.
Ash stroked her again, this time along the back. She moaned in pleasure.
To hear cries of joy
escape from you when I touch,
gold could not compare.
It happened so fast. At first, they had been arguing, then kissing each other in what seemed like a few minutes.
Damn. He wished it could of been longer. That little 'playtime', as Brock teasingly called it, was heaven on earth.
Hours ago..
Ash: That girl is so annoying! I try and try, I train and train, and all she does is complain! Man, that's it. I have had it. I'm going to give her what she wants and tell her to scram. That remark about my Charizard being as weak as a Magikarp was low.
Ash turned to Brock. 'I'm going to go get something.' He stated, and started heading off for the Silicon City Bike shop.
'Hey! What are going to do?'
'Something I should of done a long time ago!'
Misty: I don't believe it. I really hurt him. You baka! You know he tries, yet you taunt and taunt, just egging him on. And has he ever made fun of you? NO, he simply takes it. Like a man. But now I've upset him. He's probably going to get the bike, and tell me to scram.
Ash was walking so fast, Charizard's pokeball cracked open.
(Hey! Why the heck are you walking so fast?!) he roared angrily.
'I'm going to give Misty the bike and tell her to go away!' Ash snapped.
Charizard normally would of been happy, as he wouldn't have any more water pokemon than Squirtle to worry about, but he sensed Ash was acting to fast.
Pikachu gave Charizard a knowing look. (Misty said you were as weak as a Magikarp, so he's ticked.)
Charizard's normal response would of been to stir-fry Misty, but Ash had took offense for Charizard. Daimen never did that. Charizard silently admitted. He put a crimson paw on Ash's shoulder.
(Ash, wait. You're making a mistake! Misty cares for you!)
Ash jerked away. 'Yeah, the same way Daimen cared for you!'
(That's not true. She does care. She just doesn't know how to show it.)
Ash was resolute. 'Well, I've given her chance after chance, and she just keeps taunting me! I've had it! Forgiveness is out of the question!'
Charizard snorted. (Listen and listen well, kid. I'm gonna give you some advice I needed to know when I was a Charmander.)
Ash stopped. The only advice Charizard gave was never to bother him.
(When I was a Charmander, I lived in a nice volcanic vent. I had a girlfriend, Charina. I could of stayed with her, and had the best days of my life.. but I wanted adventure over love. I went with Daimen, saying we'd be the best team there ever was.) sadness grew in Charizard's voice. Ash wondered, 'What could be so agonizing to make Charizard cry?'
(He abused me. Put me in tough, no, impossible situations. Against strong Water pokemon, like Poliwrath and Blastoise. When I lost, he'd beat me.) Charizard saw Ash had a look of sympathy on his face, and he continued. (The reason I was so disobedient to you when I evolved is because it reminded me of what I originally wanted: To evolve, mate with Charina, and have babies. So the upshot of this story is this: You only get one chance at love. Seize it, before it's too late..) Charizard began to cry. Ash, feeling sympathy, hugged the fire pokemon. 'I understand. But I'm still getting the bike.. as a present.'
Charizard growled happliy. (So, after you serenade her, what say we whip the gym leader into shape?)
Pikachu and Ash agreed eagerly. When Charizard decided to do something, nothing less than a flash flood could stop him.
Misty saw Ash with the Bicycle. Unfortunately, she didn't see his forgiving look.
'Hi, Misty! I got you this great bike, and..'
Misty interupted him. 'I know, "go away." I've been so mean, and I..know you hate me for insulting you..'
'Misty, no!'
Too late. Misty ran towards the forest, leaving Togepi behind.
'Misty! Wait up!'
Pikachu and Togepi started to follow Ash, but Charizard held them back. (It's better if he handle's this. She needs to know his true feelings.)
Misty ran, trying to outrun the pain. She tripped, and fell headfirst into a mud puddle. It wouldn't of been so bad, had it of been shallow, but no, it was at least three feet deep. Nor was it muddy water, but thick, gooey mud. It covered her entire body as she plunged into the ooze, and she sobbed as the muck bubbled from her wallowing in it.
'Now I've done it. I've abandoned Togepi, and I've left Ash, and now I look like a female mud wrestler!'
Ash came running up behind, and had the same experience as Misty did, tripping and falling headfirst into the mud, burying himself in layers of muck.
'Now he say it. "Misty, you lunkhead! Look at my hat! It looks like it was worn by a Muk!"'
'Misty! Are you okay?'
Misty: What? He cares? I insult him, abandon him, get him dirty, and he still cares?
'Yeah, (sniff) I'm fine. You probably hate me, don't you? I insulted you day and night, and now I've gotten what I deserve.. Just say it! You..'
'Love you.' Ash interrupted, his words caused Misty to blush, almost illuminating the mud that covered her.
Misty: Love me.. he loves me. HE LOVES ME!
'I..I love you too, Ash.'
Ash smiled. 'We look like monsters from the Black Lagoon!' he joked. Misty giggled, then sighed. 'I'm sorry, Ash. I screwed this trip up royally. Can you forgive me?'
Ash answered with a simple kiss on the lips, and Misty's face blushed twice as red as her face. The result of the impromptu gesture of love? A mud wrestling match broke out, but a passionate one.
Ash: Whoa! This is great! How could I ever want to break up with her? Aw, man. My hat's a mess.. hey, you know what? I DON'T CARE! I don't care, because a beautiful girl is mud wrestling me, and I am enjoying it, for crying out loud!
Misty: Ya-HOO! This is great! Too bad we're not married, or I'd get really naughty! Oh yes, yes, YES!
'You know, you look beautiful when you're dirty.' Ash remarked. Misty in response, shoved herself on top of the lovestruck trainer, burying both deeper in the mud. They failed to acknowledge this, because they were busy wallowing in love, so to speak.
Charizard walked up along with Brock, and both of their jaws almost hit the ground.
"What the heck...?"
'Well, I'll be damned.' Brock muttered, seeing as the ever quarreling Ash and Misty were now expressing their feelings for each other.
(So! They finally realized they love each other!) Charizard smiled, then smashed the video camera Togepi and Pikachu were aiming at the two mud-wrestlers.
(Awww...)
(Just when it was getting good!)
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Ash smiled at the memory. "Thank God for Laundry detergent." he remarked, as it took a good washing to get the smell out. Not to mention the smell that Ash and Misty had to take several showers to get rid of. He decided to write another haiku.
My love ,if you think
mud wrestling was the best, wait
until our honeymoon.
Misty, unbeknownst to Ash had woken up, and was reading the haiku Ash had wrote. 'So, you do care.' She stated, her voice barely above a whisper. Ash turned and blushed. 'Those haiku, do you mean them?'
Ash nodded.
Misty got out of her sleeping bag and climbed into Ash's. He didn't mind, as he had purchased a extra large bag for such an occasion.
'You look tense.' Ash lied. 'Mind if I massage you?'
Misty purred as his hands rubbed her back. Ash felt her smooth skin, so warm, so inviting.. why'd he'd ever want to lose this?
Oh, yes, the gym leader got flattened in two seconds by Charizard. Funny, a Porygon doesn't fare well against a Charizard, especially when it's angry.
You see, Porygons have a bad habit of insulting their opponents type, color, moves.. and girlfriend. When it hit girlfriends, Charizard let all hell loose.
By the way, anyone for stir-fryed Porygon? No? Oh well, more for me.
The reason I wrote this is because, well, heck. This could very well be the next episode!
Pikachu: (Yeah, and they'll probably rate it what, MA-13?)
I DID NOT PUT THAT MUCH ROMANCE OR SWAERING IN THIS!
Please give me positive feedback. I'm working on A Sailormoon?Pokemon crossover. If you thought the last one was crazy.
YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN' YET! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Love is Undying.
A beautiful girl
Her breasts are sculpted so well
no girl can compare
Ash wrote these words on a scrap piece of paper. He thought of Misty, a girl he thought was the most annoying person in his life, until a few hours ago, when their love life began.
He smiled and stroked the crimson-haired girl beside him in the lobby, a welcome alternative to where they had been a few hours ago, and she purred in her sleep.
To be with you, love,
is like resting in heaven.
My heart leaps for joy!
Haiku. A way he expressed his love for her. He longed to be with her. To marry her. To take her into his house and.. well, he'd see to it Misty would have a very exciting night.
Virgin of Water,
please come, come and be my bride,
I long for a mate.
Ash stroked her again, this time along the back. She moaned in pleasure.
To hear cries of joy
escape from you when I touch,
gold could not compare.
It happened so fast. At first, they had been arguing, then kissing each other in what seemed like a few minutes.
Damn. He wished it could of been longer. That little 'playtime', as Brock teasingly called it, was heaven on earth.
Hours ago..
Ash: That girl is so annoying! I try and try, I train and train, and all she does is complain! Man, that's it. I have had it. I'm going to give her what she wants and tell her to scram. That remark about my Charizard being as weak as a Magikarp was low.
Ash turned to Brock. 'I'm going to go get something.' He stated, and started heading off for the Silicon City Bike shop.
'Hey! What are going to do?'
'Something I should of done a long time ago!'
Misty: I don't believe it. I really hurt him. You baka! You know he tries, yet you taunt and taunt, just egging him on. And has he ever made fun of you? NO, he simply takes it. Like a man. But now I've upset him. He's probably going to get the bike, and tell me to scram.
Ash was walking so fast, Charizard's pokeball cracked open.
(Hey! Why the heck are you walking so fast?!) he roared angrily.
'I'm going to give Misty the bike and tell her to go away!' Ash snapped.
Charizard normally would of been happy, as he wouldn't have any more water pokemon than Squirtle to worry about, but he sensed Ash was acting to fast.
Pikachu gave Charizard a knowing look. (Misty said you were as weak as a Magikarp, so he's ticked.)
Charizard's normal response would of been to stir-fry Misty, but Ash had took offense for Charizard. Daimen never did that. Charizard silently admitted. He put a crimson paw on Ash's shoulder.
(Ash, wait. You're making a mistake! Misty cares for you!)
Ash jerked away. 'Yeah, the same way Daimen cared for you!'
(That's not true. She does care. She just doesn't know how to show it.)
Ash was resolute. 'Well, I've given her chance after chance, and she just keeps taunting me! I've had it! Forgiveness is out of the question!'
Charizard snorted. (Listen and listen well, kid. I'm gonna give you some advice I needed to know when I was a Charmander.)
Ash stopped. The only advice Charizard gave was never to bother him.
(When I was a Charmander, I lived in a nice volcanic vent. I had a girlfriend, Charina. I could of stayed with her, and had the best days of my life.. but I wanted adventure over love. I went with Daimen, saying we'd be the best team there ever was.) sadness grew in Charizard's voice. Ash wondered, 'What could be so agonizing to make Charizard cry?'
(He abused me. Put me in tough, no, impossible situations. Against strong Water pokemon, like Poliwrath and Blastoise. When I lost, he'd beat me.) Charizard saw Ash had a look of sympathy on his face, and he continued. (The reason I was so disobedient to you when I evolved is because it reminded me of what I originally wanted: To evolve, mate with Charina, and have babies. So the upshot of this story is this: You only get one chance at love. Seize it, before it's too late..) Charizard began to cry. Ash, feeling sympathy, hugged the fire pokemon. 'I understand. But I'm still getting the bike.. as a present.'
Charizard growled happliy. (So, after you serenade her, what say we whip the gym leader into shape?)
Pikachu and Ash agreed eagerly. When Charizard decided to do something, nothing less than a flash flood could stop him.
Misty saw Ash with the Bicycle. Unfortunately, she didn't see his forgiving look.
'Hi, Misty! I got you this great bike, and..'
Misty interupted him. 'I know, "go away." I've been so mean, and I..know you hate me for insulting you..'
'Misty, no!'
Too late. Misty ran towards the forest, leaving Togepi behind.
'Misty! Wait up!'
Pikachu and Togepi started to follow Ash, but Charizard held them back. (It's better if he handle's this. She needs to know his true feelings.)
Misty ran, trying to outrun the pain. She tripped, and fell headfirst into a mud puddle. It wouldn't of been so bad, had it of been shallow, but no, it was at least three feet deep. Nor was it muddy water, but thick, gooey mud. It covered her entire body as she plunged into the ooze, and she sobbed as the muck bubbled from her wallowing in it.
'Now I've done it. I've abandoned Togepi, and I've left Ash, and now I look like a female mud wrestler!'
Ash came running up behind, and had the same experience as Misty did, tripping and falling headfirst into the mud, burying himself in layers of muck.
'Now he say it. "Misty, you lunkhead! Look at my hat! It looks like it was worn by a Muk!"'
'Misty! Are you okay?'
Misty: What? He cares? I insult him, abandon him, get him dirty, and he still cares?
'Yeah, (sniff) I'm fine. You probably hate me, don't you? I insulted you day and night, and now I've gotten what I deserve.. Just say it! You..'
'Love you.' Ash interrupted, his words caused Misty to blush, almost illuminating the mud that covered her.
Misty: Love me.. he loves me. HE LOVES ME!
'I..I love you too, Ash.'
Ash smiled. 'We look like monsters from the Black Lagoon!' he joked. Misty giggled, then sighed. 'I'm sorry, Ash. I screwed this trip up royally. Can you forgive me?'
Ash answered with a simple kiss on the lips, and Misty's face blushed twice as red as her face. The result of the impromptu gesture of love? A mud wrestling match broke out, but a passionate one.
Ash: Whoa! This is great! How could I ever want to break up with her? Aw, man. My hat's a mess.. hey, you know what? I DON'T CARE! I don't care, because a beautiful girl is mud wrestling me, and I am enjoying it, for crying out loud!
Misty: Ya-HOO! This is great! Too bad we're not married, or I'd get really naughty! Oh yes, yes, YES!
'You know, you look beautiful when you're dirty.' Ash remarked. Misty in response, shoved herself on top of the lovestruck trainer, burying both deeper in the mud. They failed to acknowledge this, because they were busy wallowing in love, so to speak.
Charizard walked up along with Brock, and both of their jaws almost hit the ground.
"What the heck...?"
'Well, I'll be damned.' Brock muttered, seeing as the ever quarreling Ash and Misty were now expressing their feelings for each other.
(So! They finally realized they love each other!) Charizard smiled, then smashed the video camera Togepi and Pikachu were aiming at the two mud-wrestlers.
(Awww...)
(Just when it was getting good!)
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Ash smiled at the memory. "Thank God for Laundry detergent." he remarked, as it took a good washing to get the smell out. Not to mention the smell that Ash and Misty had to take several showers to get rid of. He decided to write another haiku.
My love ,if you think
mud wrestling was the best, wait
until our honeymoon.
Misty, unbeknownst to Ash had woken up, and was reading the haiku Ash had wrote. 'So, you do care.' She stated, her voice barely above a whisper. Ash turned and blushed. 'Those haiku, do you mean them?'
Ash nodded.
Misty got out of her sleeping bag and climbed into Ash's. He didn't mind, as he had purchased a extra large bag for such an occasion.
'You look tense.' Ash lied. 'Mind if I massage you?'
Misty purred as his hands rubbed her back. Ash felt her smooth skin, so warm, so inviting.. why'd he'd ever want to lose this?
Oh, yes, the gym leader got flattened in two seconds by Charizard. Funny, a Porygon doesn't fare well against a Charizard, especially when it's angry.
You see, Porygons have a bad habit of insulting their opponents type, color, moves.. and girlfriend. When it hit girlfriends, Charizard let all hell loose.
By the way, anyone for stir-fryed Porygon? No? Oh well, more for me.
The reason I wrote this is because, well, heck. This could very well be the next episode!
Pikachu: (Yeah, and they'll probably rate it what, MA-13?)
I DID NOT PUT THAT MUCH ROMANCE OR SWAERING IN THIS!
Please give me positive feedback. I'm working on A Sailormoon?Pokemon crossover. If you thought the last one was crazy.
YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN' YET! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!