Suburban Stupid Episode 2.5: the basketball REmatch!
It was night time, so them bros went to the basketball court. (again for Andro) ''Time to settle the score!'' shouted Andro and the dudes were still playing b-ball. ''Well, then let's fight on the court.'' said Dominic. ''BRING IT ON!'' shouted Danson, sorta knowing what happened that afternoon. ''Whoa, this rematch shit is happening in here!'' shouted Arin. ''DUDE, I am on Dom's side now.'' said Andro, because of the crappy plan that was made in a minute. ''YOOUUUUU! I'm going with Danson, this time around.'' said Arin, making a better plan. ''Wow, that was some plot twist.'' said Dominic, confused at how Andro just change sides so quickly. ''ALRIGHT, TIME FOR THE REMATCH, BASTARDS!'' shouted Fredrick, because he had nothing to do, but be a referee.
The match started by Arin getting the ball like a professional and driving uptown to Dominic's end. ''OHHHHH! We're getting in there!''shouted Brian. ''DOM, YOUR ASS is going down in the books, where it belongs!'' shouted Yarran, doing a random boast. ''Shut up, because your ass is already in the books.'' said Marden, bringing Yarran's confidence down barely, because he's Australian. Arin passed to Marden, who was running fast and he brang it uptown even further to the net and Marie was blocking Marden using a 1-on-1 style and she eventually stole the ball and passed it to Ryan. ''Man, I am getting better.'' said Ryan, with Marie running alongside him. ''DUDE, I have seen you get better! It's like were friends.'' said Marie, looking sort of embrassed. ''WE TAKING YOU DOWN!'' shouted Danson. ''Oh, no! We're done!'' shouted Marie, sarcastically, while passing the ball. ''It's over, because we are losing.'' said Ryan, also sarcastically, moving it even further uptown. ''WE'RE NOT TAKEN DOWN, YET!'' shouted Danson and he tried to take down Ryan and they jumped at the same time, but Ryan threw the ball to the basket and it went straight in the net at the uptown end. ''TWO-ZERO!'' shouted Warren, one of the few people in the crowd.
Ryan Parkson
The basketball guy of the basketball team. He knows all the ins and outs of the rules, but doesn't execute his skills well most of the time, so he falls flat on his face usually but sometimes he is useful. He also has a life outside of basketball and is one of the new hoverboard testers, and because of that he likes to skateboard and try to get some girls for the long-run. He has blond-ish/yellow slicked back hair and usually wears a university jacket, a blue and green shirt, long jeans that are baggy at the bottom and black, grey and white trainers. He hates doing ironing, so he lives with Marden as roomates.
''Well, at last, you're here!'' said Arin talking to Warren, LOUDLY. ''You lost your mind or what?'' said Warren, looking to Arin like he lost his mind. Danson and Andro were at the middle, when the referee trainers guy had ball in his hand and he dropped it like it was hot and Danson got the ball, he was going downtown, dodging everybody like they were cones and he did a far throw. ''IT'S NOT going to make it!'' shouted Danson, because the throw wasn't far enough and he ran to the net, but he didn't catch it. ''AW, DAMN! Catch me, retard.'' said Yarran, who got the ball. ''I'm going to catch you hard!'' shouted Danson and they were running fast like b-ball pros. ''I got this.'' said Marden, who has shades as well and Yarran low passed to Marden. ''THIS BALL IS GOING UPTOWN!'' shouted Marden and he passed immedately to Dominic and he did a far throw into the uptown net and it went into the net. ''FIVE-ZERO!'' shouted Warren, and he was sitting on two bleachers with his feet on one.
Sometime passed by...the score was 18-22 and one notable shot was Danson jumping and just throwing the ball from the jump. ''AGAIN! THE GUY TO OWN WILL BE MARDEN AND ANDRO, on their teams!'' shouted Warren, self-aware. ''There needs to be a announcer, who announces stuff.'' said Meg, looking cool like and, back to the match and Andro, who scored a net because of some randomass speech. ''WHAT KIND OF SPEECH WAS THAT?'' shouted Danson. ''My distract-your-ass speech.'' said Marie, with a legit smile. ''WHY YOU! THE AUDIANCE DOESN'T KNOW, EITHER!'' shouted Danson, randomly raged. ''Just stop, before everyone else gets more confused.'' said Marie, losing the smile. ''LET'S DO THIS AGAIN!'' shouted Danson and the team went in oppsite directions for the ball.
Andro and Danson were on seperate teams and the score so far is 18-24. ''DAMN, CAN THIS MATCH GET ANY MAJOR!'' shouted Meg, because this was good. ''IT CAN'T BECAUSE OF THIS LAME COURT!'' shouted Warren, looking at the court.
The not lame-ass teams were trying to get the ball to land the ball into the opposing team nets and Tim gets the ball like anyone else in the match. ''It's not over, yet!'' shouted Dominic. ''Yeah, no shit. Depends on the skill.'' said Tim, saying another obvious thing and they do battle on this urban court. ''THIS IS OVERUSED! I am going to get a shot.'' said Tim, trying to be opmistic, he swerved and jumped really high to net a ball and Arin's team got two points. ''Damn, you getting better!'' shouted Danson, liking the high jump. ''Our asses aren't done yet!'' boasted Dominic, because his team has hidden tricks.
The referee trainers guy, whose trainers are black and white had the ball, with Andro and Tim trying to get the ball. ''YOU GOING DOWN, BASTARD!'' shouted Andro. ''NO, you bastard. You're going in a fireball.'' said Tim, boasting cool and Andro got the ball and Tim ran immediately after him. ''Tim, I'm taking over, man.'' said Marden and he ran after Andro really close and then he took the ball from the norwegian guy's hand. ''I GOT SNATCHED!'' shouted Andro, the norwegian guy and Marden had not only him on his tail, but also Marie, Ryan and the main leader of opposing team, Dominic. ''FUCK! I should take them down, but it's too much.'' said Marden to himself. Marden just dribbled the ball in circles with the ''hunters'' chasing after him. ''What. He's causing half of the other team to get dizzy! Nice plan!'' shouted Arin, with enthusiasm in his voice and Marden did a slam dunk and immediately jumped off the net, making a wall-jump. ''20-26!'' SHOuted the referee trainers guy.
A quarter of a hour later, the score was 32-33 and Arin's team was winning the game so far and notable shots included just a casual throw landing in the basket, done by Yarran and a high slam dunk and Tim just letting the ball in the basket. ''Alright, IT'S FUCKING BASKETBALL! So, make it useful!'' shouted the referee. ''The match is on, again.'' Marie said, sounding bored and snatching the ball from the referee and she ran downtown with it with LITERALLY EVERYBODY FUCKING ELSE CHASING IT! ''What have I done? Whatever, let's get this down.'' she said, feeling somewhat guilty. ''GIVE THE GODDAMN BALL BACK!'' Arin shouted, epically angry. ''No way, bitches!'' Marie said, being condescending to everybody else. ''Oh, you! THAT'S IT, BITCH!'' shouted Dominic and he went fast enough to catch up soon, but Marie knocked him down and the french bitch, who looks like Raichel, slam dunked! BACK IN THE CROWD ''What the hell was that crap on the court?'' said Warren, ridiclously confused, who got it on camera. ''Beats me. That was some stupid decision, that came out of nowhere.'' said one mohawk spainish guy. ''GET OUT, MARIE!'' shouted the referee and Marie sat in the crowd and a fight started in the crowd.
''We're one player down!'' shouted Arin, who forgot which team the french bitch was on. ''NO, we are one player down!'' shouted Dominic, starting an arguement. ''WHO forgets to keep track of the team players?'' said Danson, looking them like they're idiots. The match was restarted, with the current score kept. ''32-33! Let's keep this cool!'' shouted the referee (he had black and white trainers and grey shorts, so he qualifies) and the RIVALRY got hotter.
So far the score is 32-34 and the rivalry was hot as a habanero chili pepper. ''LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH!'' shouted Warren, feelibng bored. ''ALRIGHT! We need to win this game! ONE FOR THE TEAM!'' shouted Arin, to his team on the uptown end. ''Shit, the enthusiasm is taking over Arin's team. We can still make this work!'' said Dominic, the ''coach'' of team. ''WE'RE NOT DONE!'' boasted Tim, from Arin's team.
The referee had the ball in his hand and he dropped the ball, because that was important in the sport of fucking basketball and Tim got it with his hands, so he went downtown to the other end. ''Wow, he's good as hell.'' said Yarran, looking at Tim. ''Tim's lame as you, dude. But his jumping makes him worthy.'' Marden said, insulting Tim and making him a target. ''OH, FUCK YOU!'' shouted Dominic, ready to go down. Dominic and Tim were going side to side with Marden like two on one, so it's uneven and they didn't go down without a fight, so the fight was pretty good, but it was covering a small square and Warren zoomed extra close to the fight, but it ended with Tim dribbling the ball in his hand. ''Tim is so fucking awesome.'' said Meg, in the crowd. ''Shut up, he's an fag.'' said Warren, not being friendly.
The score was now 32-37 with Tim throwing the b-ball while running downtown. ''STUFF HAPPENS, and sometimes you can't stop it.'' he boasted, trying to say he can't be stopped. ''Shut the fuck up, you can be stopped.'' said Andro, trying to ''take'' Tim down with words. ''JUST LET HIM have his moment, OKAY?'' said Danson, defending Tim's boasting and the referee got the basketball, he went to the center and then bounced it high as fuck. ''What the hell?'' said Danson, because this is apprently high-quality. ''DEFY THE RULES!'' shouted Kennedy/Darren, also in the crowd. ''It's actually part of the rules!'' shouted the referee and the ball dropped from the sky and everyone tried to get it and now, it was Danson's time to shine. ''WHOA, it's going down in the court!'' he shouted, dribbling downtown to Dom's end.
He went downtown to Dominic's end of the basketball court, where he might score some points to own the other/faggy team and almost all of Dominic's team followed him to the net area. ''FOLLOW THAT FUCKTARD and don't let him get away!'' he shouted and the ''followers'' blocked him except his teamates, because they are supportive as all hell. ''UNLIKE YOU GUYS, to think on my feet, IT'S SO EASY!'' Danson said, while sliding to a stop and he swerved/dodged between the other teams' players and he did a slamdunk finishing with him jumping off the net. ''We're going up in POINTS and down in HISTORY!'' shouted Yarran, and he high-fived Danson, because of that. ''FUCK YEAH!'' shouted Arin, being a winning team captain.
Later, things happen including Tim somehow catching the ball to slamdunk and Arin jumping over quite a few people, so...*cut to the bleachers* ''Yo, man. I could find you somewhere to relax.'' said Kennedy, somewhat stoned. ''NO, DUDE! HOW COULD I RELAX? FUCK YOU!'' shouted Warren, agitated as hell because he wanted to record with his camera. ''I bet you bet on somebody in there...yeah?'' said Marie, confused and Warren and Kennedy looked at her like she was crazy. ''Thank you, now I'll assume you guys don't know about.'' she said, looking sorta smug because she apprently owned them. ''WAIT, why would you bet anyways?'' said Meg, trying to answer Marie. ''Because one of the guys did a favour for me, but I don't know who it is.'' Marie answered Meg, and she was suprised. *back to the court*
Tim was moving really fast to the uptown end followed by three people who a bit slower than him, but not much. ''AW, yeah! Training helped this time.'' he boasted, being smug and fast. ''It didn't help last time!'' said Marden, directly behing him. ''THAT WAS A SCAM! Fuck you, I'm doing well!'' Tim shouted and he threw the ball towards the uptown net in rage and smugness. ''Crap, you failed...what?'' said Andro and he was all suprised with the what because the basketball bounced back, Tim and got it and he was chased again. ''Fuck it, that's real!'' said Marden, still looking suprised. ''Yep, it's a part of history, fuckasses!'' said Warren, being snide and stupid, just because he recorded for maximum perservation or just to upload it. ''Shut up.'' said Meg and she slapped him for emphasis.
The score so far was 44-40 and the rivalry was CRAZY AWESOME-ish. ''This is nearly over! Let's not drag this crap any further than it needs to be!'' shouted the referee. ''SHUT UP, BASTARD!'' shouted Warren, while eating hash browns. ''OMG, you are eating hash browns!'' said Meg, being dumbstruck by the hash browns. ''Alright, I'm taking one of the team! DANSON'S TEAM!'' shouted Warren, cheering on Arin's team.
Tim got the ball and now he's going downtown towards the net and people was there to defend it. ''Shut up, you know my high jumping will crap up whatever PLAN! YOU HAVE!'' Tim boasted, suddenly shouting at the end. ''NO IT WON'T!'' shouted Marie, trying to give advice to Arin's team, but they were confused. ''Nice motivation, bitch...'' said Arin, obviously being sarcastic. ''Well, we gotta have MOTVATION? So where is it FROM?'' Danson asked Arin, while doing stuff against Tim. ''I already moved on!'' shouted Tim, doing a battle with Danson and Marden. ''You really do need to move on.'' said Dominic, mockingly.
Tim jumped very high to score the next point and he ran IMMEDAITELY!
The score was 46-40 and the rivalry was stupid at this point. ''Oh, hey look. DUDDDDDDDE, this is the end!'' shouted Tim, breaking the fourth wall, because he was tired. ''Yeah, finally. I need to eat some shit and take a break.'' said Marden, because he was bored. ''OH MY GOD! LET'S DO THIS SHIT ON!'' shouted Dominic, tired but not stopping. ''Dude, it's like 9pm and we've been playing basketball NON-STOP for 2 and a half hours and THE MATCH ISN'T OVER?!'' shouted Danson. ''This shit is over! I'm getting tired of this crap! I'm calling it off!'' shouted the referee and everyone except Dominic was happy as hell that the basketball match was over. ''Eh, I won. What gives anyway?'' he said, feeling okay. ''WOOOOOT-this was terrible
Everybody left the court soon and the group split into two groups, but they weren't done yet. ''Er, will you guys congratulate me on winning the game?'' saod Dominic. ''No and who cares? Now, if you excuse me, I'm going to pretend I'm a Russian.'' Arin said, and then everybody looked at him like crazy. ''HE'S BORED OUTTA HIS MIND!'' shouted Warren, loudly. ''That's a dumb thing to do. I don't know what to fucking do, anything?'' Andro said. ''UUUUUHHHH, wow. For the first time, I'm outta ideas?'' said Danson. ''Let's go the park! It's weird how all the good things HAPPEN AT NIGHT!'' shouted Marie, loudly. ''Why you so demanding?'' said Danson, with his senstive ears. ''WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE WAITING FOR?!'' shouted Arin, really loudly. ''Let's GO THERE, DUDES AND girl!'' shouted Marden, also really loudly and the both of them started to run really fast. ''Alright, we're going too!'' said Andro, slightly embarrassed and the rest of the group walked to the park.
Episode 2 COMING TODAY and Episode 4 coming soon...