Ronald Weasley's Coming To Town!

by Burnt Ash

This was inspired by a piece I read elsewhere, entitled, "Voldemort is Coming To Town." So, after reading that, I spent the next half hour applying it to the one and only Ronald Weasley. So, without further ado, for a bit of Christmas cheer, I present you, "Ronald Weasley's Coming...To Town!"

You better watch out
For you cannot hide
He'll move his Queen
and kick your hide
Ronald Weasley's coming to town!

He's making a list
of places to run
for when Harry kissed Ginny
he was choking inside
Ronald Weasley's coming to town!

He's sleeping while your're sleeping
And longer than that too
So if you all eat without him
He'll be grumpy and scream all day
Oh!

You better watch out
For you cannot hide
He'll kill your King
and kick your hide
Ronald Weasley's coming...to town!