Have a holly jolly Christmas...
"Will you turn that infernal noise off?!"
Darcy rounded the corner, giggling. A box of Christmas tree decorations weighed her down. "It's Christmas music, Loki! It's traditional!"
"Its terribly annoying, thats what it is," muttered the pouting Asgardian. He currently sat on an armchair wearing a Santa hat. He didnt like that very much.
Darcy simply rolled her eyes and set the heavy box down. She was wearing a jingle-bell bracelet that tinkled cheerfully when ever she moved her hand. Loki didnt like that very much either.
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Loki grabbed Darcy's wrist as she was about to put the star on top of the tree. He pulled her gently down off the footstool she was on. "Darcy..." he murmered. "Take that thing off of your wrist."
Darcy looked down at the jingling bracelet. "Why?" she pouted. "I like it."
"I dont," he growled.
Darcy smirked. She loked where this was going. "Then take it from me."
"My pleasure." The dark haired man leaned forward and took the bracelet in his teeth. He tugged gently until the hated object was off of Darcy's wrist.
Darcy's heart was beating ten times too fast as this unfolded. She reached out and took the bracelet from Loki's perfect mouth.
This may or may not have been followed by passionate kissing under the Christmas tree.
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Loki was attempting to read a book. Darcy wasn't letting him. "Come on, Lokes! Please?" She made her best sad puppy face.
Loki pushed her away again. "Darcy. No."
Darcy moaned dramatically. "But Loki! You have to make Christmas cookies! It's like... A law of something."
Loki glanced at her over his book, his eyebrow raised.
"Okay, maybe it's not a law... But still! You have to! Pllleeeaaassse..." She drew out the word for a few seconds.
"Fine!" Loki exclaimed, slamming the book down. "I'll make cookies with you."
Darcy grinned, feeling extremely triumphant, not to mention proud of herself. She'd broken the god of mischief himself.
Loki was going to bake cookies.
A/N: Ehehe, a Christmas Tasertricks fic! It hasn't been edited, and I wrote it on my iPod, but I wanted to get it online. If you ask nicely, I'll post a sequel with them actually making cookies.
I don't own Marvel, Loki, or Darcy. But I sure as hell wish I did.