A/N: This may be a recurring thing. I don't own Squirrel Girl, Chester A. Bum, or Anchorman. Have an excellent day! Stay classy, !
An overly peppy version of Luigi Boccherini's "Minuetto" as Squirrel Girl cheerfully hopped in front of the camera. "Hi, guys! I saw Anchorman 2 yesterday, and I decided to review it! Enjoy! Spoilers!" She cleared her throat.
"OH MY GOSH, THIS IS THE GREATEST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE! So there's this guy, and he gets fired from being a news anchor! I got fired from being a Great Lakes Avenger- Well, I left, actually, because I was holding them back. Anyway, so he's getting the gang back together!"
Tippy Toe joyfully prances around her and held up a sign that read That's a TV Trope, kids! They made a great song about it in Phineas and Ferb!
"Yeah, so they start to make a news anchor team again for a 24 hour news corporation! Also, his ex-wife and her not-mind-reading boyfriend are making this guy angry! I got angry once! Someone killed my first pet squirrel!"
Tippy Toe rolled his eyes. I'm the only squirrel who's worthy of being your sidekick!
"So, they do a good job, and Ron Burgundy- that's the guy's name- starts to date his boss and have an awkward dinner with their parents! Also, all of the anchors ingest this stuff that reminds me of powdered sugar! I like powdered sugar! Meanwhile, this guy- Brick- starts to date someone played by the lead person in Bridesmaids! I was the lead person in Bridesmaids! Oh, wait, that was just a nightmare I had after eating too many nuts."
Tippy Toe shook his head. You know that acorns aren't meant for human consumption, right? Even with the mutant abilities, oh, never mind…
"His ex-wife and his boss argue, they engage in social commentary about the news system today, Ron Burgundy goes blind- I know about social commentary! I do it all the time, in regards to the current status quo of comics!"
Tippy Toe held up a sign that read One More Day stinks! Deadpool randomly stuck his head into the room and gave the confused squirrel a thumbs up.
Squirrel Girl turned around and threw a bag of macarena nuts at his head. "Get out of here, you evil, evil man! Finally, there's a weird battle scene with a minotaur and the ghost of Stonewall Jackson and a futuristic space gun! Rob regains his sight, gets attacked by a shark, Brick marries, and Ron makes it to his son's concert! Aww...This was a good movie, despite certain moments that are incredibly inappropriate! I'm Doreen 'Squirrel Girl' Green', and this has been Squirrel Reviews." The overly peppy version of Luigi Boccherini's "Minuetto" begins to play, as she grabs an acorn-shooting slingshot and starts firing at Deadpool.