AN: Hey guyz thankz so much for reviewin muh stories!!!! My Chemical Phantom got rly popluar so I decyded to bring back Evangelina and match her up with Prof Severus Rape. Ive been working rly hard on my writing skillz so I hope u guyz like this even more. Btw flamez are for looserz.
Hello my name is Evangelina Lilliana Destiny Devine. I am a 15 year old teenage girl and I go to Hogwarts. Ppl say I am really pretty and I think I agree. I am rly tall but not fugly tall like tyra Barks (cuz she's a DAWG) but hawt tall. My hair is rly long and blond like the color of snow or sunlite or sunlite on snow or snow on sunlite.
I dress rel prety to show off my big brests and my creemy white thighz. I do this cuz it helps makes me popular in skool w/ the boyz and teh professorz so I get RLY good grades. But that is becuz Im rly smart too!!!
i also have this rly skinny wayst and every1 sayz I look lyk Keira Nightly. I think we culd almost be twins x-cept shes' a Muggle and I'm a witch. but I think we r actual sisters tat have been separated for many yearz cuz i just look just lyk her only hawter cuz she haz a real fugly jaw and no boobz and my boobz are HUGE. Plus she was rly stoopid in tat movie Pride and Prejudick i mean wtf was up w/ that piece of SHIT????
People are always lyk..."Evangelina, you are so pretty you must be really dum! U should be a modal or sumthin!!!'
And I'm lyk "HEY STFU WE HAWT GURLZ CAN BE INTELEGENT 2!!!!111"
Ne way, I'm on the train to Hogwarts rite now sittin next to my BFF Shauniqua Loquacia Brown and were talkin about shit lyk how im not a racist or ne thang. U know? Ne way, this fugly beeyotch cum walkin by and shez lyk "Hello my name is Hermeony Granger. can we be friends? im kinda unpopular cuz I lyk to reed and I dont jigglez when ah wigglez.'
N THEN SHAUNIQUA GET OUT OF HER CHAIR AND SHE IS LYK "WTF YOU HO DON'T BE GETTIN UP ALL IN MY THANG WE AINT GONNA BE SEEN W/ THE LYKES OF YO SORRY WHITE ASS!!!!!!!!!1111"
im like 'yeah stfu lol!" and shaqua laffz and teh beeyotch runz off crying like a beeyotch
Sudenly i see this note fall into my lap and Im like OHMYGOD. i pull it open and read it.
I am a pawn, a usless being
Controlled by simpletons of greater power
No will have i,broken and beaten
A slug to follow the masters trail
Watch me as i grovel at your feet
Control my spinless whimpering body
Defeat my thoughts, my wishs and idea's
Punish me as i fall out of line
An empty shell, i am nothing
A slave
A drone
Your servant till death
You have destroyed my creative mind
to an empty
Barren
Wasteland
Forgotten.
LUV UR FUTURE PROF SEVERUS RAPE
'wtf?" sayz Shauniqua as she leanz over to read. "He must be my professor at Hogwarts," i sayz back. Sudenly I get tis really warm feling.
Culd this be luv?