Text message history:
To Light: Light, I want to be Seme tonight... :3
To L: You what? O.O
To Light: I want to be Seme. You can be Uke for once.
To L: You want to have sex tonight?
To Light: Well, yes... ^-^
To L: Well I didn't expect you to tell me, you usually sneak up on me...
To Light: Mmm, the element of surprise. I tend to do that, but I want to top tonight... :D
To L: It doesn't seem right.
To Light: Why not?
To L: You aren't supposed to be Seme.
To Light: -_-;
To L: It just sounds weird... Besides, I like being Seme. Uke sounds to girly.. :/
To Light: YAGAMI-KUN, I WANT TO BE SEME.
To L: XD
To Light: I'm not joking.
To L: Damn. XD
To Light: Never mind, you're obviously not taking me seriously.
To L: No I, aww fuck… I guess that means no sex?
Author's Note and Disclaimer:
No, I don't own Death Note or it's characters…
This is just something I came up with, may or may not do a text message history thing again XD