Title: Real World: Pirates of the Caribbean

Disclaimer: I don't owe anyhting in this story except for the plot, the nameless host, and Hailey. Pirates of the Caribbean belongs to Disney, I believe. The Real World belongs to MTV.

A/N: There is some Elizabeth bashing in this because she aggravates me to no end. And the characters may seem a little off...but that's because that's how I wanted it. So get over it.

A/N(2): The PotC cast has been brought into the future to be on the show. Some of my friends who read this were confused so I figured I'd let you know.

Real World: Pirates of the Caribbean

A nameless host walked out on stage and said, "Welcome to a new season of the Real World." The audience clapped loudly. "Okay, okay calm down. This season we have a surprise for you all. Instead of asking people from all over the US to send in videos, we decided to bring in special guests."

She paused and the audience cheered even more. When they quieted down, she continued. "To help introduce our special guests, we'll bring one audience member up here." The audience got even noisier than before as they jumped up and down, hoping they were the lucky audience member that would be picked. The nameless host looked around and called on a girl with a Jack Sparrow t-shirt on.

The girl walked up on stage and was handed a mic. "So what's your name?" The girl sputtered and finally answered, "Hailey." The host smiled and asked, "Do you like Pirates of the Caribbean, Hailey?" Hailey smiled and said, "Yeah, I love it. I've seen both movies a million times." "Alrighty, then you'll love this season's housemates." Hailey gave the host a confused look. An assistant ran up and gave Hailey some cards. "Read these but not until we give the signal." Hailey nodded and listened to the host blabber on about the new season.

"The house will be in Topeka, Kansas and they will have to live there for two months." Hailey raised an eyebrow. "Why Topeka?" The host turned to her. "Because we haven't had a house there yet," she said through gritted teeth. She turned back to the camera as the assistant gives the signal. Hailey looked down at her cards and started to read.

"This is the first time the housemates have been in the same room together. After this introduction show, they will get on a plane and fly to Topeka." She took a deep breath. "The first housemate is….WHAT!?" She turned toward the grinning host. "Are you serious?" The host nodded and Hailey continued. "The first housemate is Will Turner!" The audience clapped and Will got pushed on stage. He looked around and shielded his eyes from the bright lights. "What am I doing here?" he asked. "How did I get here?" He turned toward Hailey and the host and screamed. "Oh my God!! You're the woman who knocked me out aren't you?" He yelled pointing at the host. She just gave him a crazed smile and shook her head threateningly. Will shivered and stood by Hailey.

"Oh my God! Well, anyways," Hailey said looking down at her cards. "The next housemate is Elizabeth Turner." Elizabeth walked out. Suddenly, the audience got mad and started throwing things at her. She got hit in the face with a shoe and started to cry. "You are all horrible people! My father will see that all of you are put in the gallows!" she yelled at the rampaging crowd. The host pulled out a pistol and shot the ceiling. Everyone shut up and looked at her. "Knock it off," she said and put the pistol away.

Hailey cleared her throat. "And next, the Undead Monkey!" The monkey swung out from backstage and landed on Hailey's shoulder. "Cool."

She looked at her cards again and her eyes went wide. "Wow. The next housemate is Davy Jones!" Everyone froze and watched in fascinated horror as he clunked his way out and stood by Elizabeth. He glared at Hailey to continue.

"Okaaaaaaay! Next, Tia Dahlma!" The strange witch lady came out and smiled at everyone. "Ye all have a touch of destiny about ya. Except you," she said looking at the host. "You will die soon. Very soon." She smiled again and stood by Davy. Everyone's eye twitched and Hailey continued.

"Our sixth housemate t is former Commodore James Norrington." Norrington staggered out and fell on his face. He mumbled something into the floor and stood up, regaining his composure. He coughed and straightened his jacket. Elizabeth giggled and pointed. "Haha! You fell!" Norrington sneered at her. "Thank you for pointing out the obvious," he said as he stood next to the nameless host. "Your welcome," Elizabeth said, oblivious to the sarcasm dripping from Norrington's words.

Hailey shook her head and read the next name. "Barbossa!" Barbossa stomped out eating a green apple. He had juice on his chin so Hailey pulled out a handkerchief and handed it to him. "Here, you got something on your chin." He looked at the handkerchief in disgust and pushed her hand away and walked to stand by Norrington. The Undead Monkey jumped from Hailey's shoulder to Barbossa's. "Aww…"

Hailey sighed and looked down at her cards. Her hand clutched her sweater where her heart was like she was having a heart attack and started breathing heavily. Will looked at her and said, "Oh my God! What's wrong?" "The-the name…." Will ya read dit already!" Tia Dalma yelled at her. "And last but not least," Hailey said regaining her composure slightly. "Captain Jack Sparrow!!" She looked toward the entrance expectantly.

Crashes were heard and someone screamed. Then Jack came running out. He took a look around. "Oh bugger. You're all here to kill me aren't you?" Everyone stared at him as he walked up to Hailey and poked her in the chest. "Why you got my face on your womanly parts?" Hailey sighed and fainted. Luckily Will was there to catch her. He laid her on the ground and fanned her face. "Wonder why she did that," Will said. Jack just shrugged and turned to the host. "So, what am I doing here?" The host smiled crazily again and said, "I'm glad you asked."

Plane Ride

"Please sit down, sir!" yelled the flight attendant. "It's not 'sir'! It's Captain Jack Sparrow," Jack yelled back. A big security guard came up behind and said in a deep voice, "Sir, please sit down or I will tazer you." Jack turned around confused. "What is 'tazer'?" "Here, I'll show you," the guard laughed and stabbed the tazer into Jack's neck. Jack went into convulsions as electricity shot into his neck. "Oh my-" Jack screamed as he fell on the floor. Will, Elizabeth, Tia, Davy, Barbossa, and Norrington all looked at him and laughed. "Jack's trying to be a fish!" Elizabeth said.

Jack stopped convulsing and the guard set him in his seat. The guard laughed and patted Jack's head. "Stay seated." Jack tried to swing at him and mumbled, "Don't…touch…my dirt.: The guard chuckled again. "Funny." He walked back to his seat laughing. Norrington, who was sitting next to Jack, listened to the rum-obsessed pirate mumble about a turkey stealing his rum and sighed. "This is going to be a long flight. Can I get some alcohol over here?"

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