Authors Note: This was a random fan-fiction wrote between me and my friend Skylarkz, manly because I needed to post a story and she was all to willing to help.

If You haven't before I recomend checking her work out!

!A Day In The Life Of Usa-Chan!

Collaboration by Skylarkz and WasabiWarrior 101

Breakfast with the Haninozuka's is so much fun... Mostly because I'm fed cake by my adorable loving owner Mitsukuni Haninozuka! His grandmother made me for him when he was three and we have been best friends ever since.

"Come on Usa-Chan, it's time for your bath!" he shouts. "I got you special PINK bubble bath this time!"

Yes, that's right, I get a bath every morning after breakfast before we head to school! Hunny is always making sure I look my best before we head to school. He even put a school uniform on me once, but Takashi (Hunny's next favourite person) said I looked cuter without it! I was so glad, I really wanted to hug him for that!

On the limo ride to school, Hunny is always playing different games, like naughts and crosses and hand clapping games. He's always winning, but only because I can't lift my arms, so I guess he cheats! It's okay with me though because I love him!

When we get to school we have to hurry to get to class, which means I have to go into the evil darkness that is his school bag! It's suffocating and pretty boring but there's always cake inside for me to eat. Poor Hunny still hasn't figured out that I'm eating it!

One of the best times for me is lunch time! I get taken out of Mitsukuni's bag and get to eat all the cake I want! Hunny is always feeding it to me, and making the girls swoon over us. Mitsukuni thinks it all him, but I know the girls love me too! They're always holding me and hugging me while Hunny goes to get us some more cake!

After lunch, there's more classes which means more suffocating darkness. There's no more cake left for me to eat either, until we get to the Host Club that is!

Usually I like to have a sleep during the afternoon classes though the bag is quite squishy and uncomfortable. That means I will be ready to talk to Kuma-Chan, Tamaki's teddy bear who is a good female friend of mine... Okay, my girlfriend. Ya happy?

FINALLY it's time to go to the Host Club!

"KUMA-CHAN!" I squeal as we enter the room... not that anyone besides Hunny and Kuma-Chan heard me. "I MISSED YOU!"

"I missed you too Usa-Chan!" Kuma-Chan cried happily. Hunny sat me down next to him, and Tamaki sat Kuma-Chan next to me.

After an afternoon of commoners coffee, cake, screaming fan girls and my adorable girlfriend, it was time to go home! But, just as Mitsukuni picked me up to leave, Haruhi dropped a tray of commoners coffee (adding 3,000,000 yen to her debt) and Hunny slipped over in it. Both of us landed in the coffee, burning Hunny's skin and making me soaking wet.

"HARU-CHAN!" he roared.