Disclaimer: Bleh. I do not own JtHM, nor am I Jhonen. I AM MEEEE DAMN YOU!
Um.Heh.Sorry.
[Oh, yes, and also,the stupid plot of this story is what if Johnny was a
girl. I`m writing this at midnight,so please forgive me for the idiotic
plot. I`m doing this to keep you people happy.Eh..]
This is some random, horny idiot who thinks women are whores. "Hey Morticicia, you wanna come screw me,eh?"
Jon evilly smirked. "Why don`t you come to my house?"
"Alright, I got a babe!" Jon went over and hoped in this strangers car, hearing her heavy boots hit the car floor. "Hey hey now, this is a nice car, don`t step on it so hard!" And of course, it was a little ugly-ass blue car. Lovely, how this man had his fantasies. "Just hurry up and get the fuck to my house.Its over that way." As she continued to direct him to her house, she was contemplating on how to kill him. The wall Needed a new coat of blood. It hadn`t been painted in weeks, and she could hear it getting pissed. The wall monster had come back again,even after her trip to heaven and hell,where they said she Probably wouldn`t ever be a waste lock again. Bullshit. She was feeding the damn wall monster again, This time without the Doughboys. Just a Bubs Burger Boy constantly yelling to feel things again. Again and again and again. "Oh, and by the way, my name isn`t Morticia. Don`t judge me by my appearance If you want sex from me." She paused for a second,hearing herself say the word "sex". Still a virgin.. "My names Jon,and your going to die tonight." "WHA--?!" She smirked and out of nowhere pulled out a rag with chlorofoam all over it. The egotisitcal asshole instantly passed out. She threw him in the back and grabbed the wheel before crashing into a light pole,and finally pulled up to her house.
[People, reviews. I don`t like this story to much.so tell me what you think. I could delete it, and I could also add another chapter. GIMME SOME FRIGGIN IDEAS,PEOPLE.]
This is some random, horny idiot who thinks women are whores. "Hey Morticicia, you wanna come screw me,eh?"
Jon evilly smirked. "Why don`t you come to my house?"
"Alright, I got a babe!" Jon went over and hoped in this strangers car, hearing her heavy boots hit the car floor. "Hey hey now, this is a nice car, don`t step on it so hard!" And of course, it was a little ugly-ass blue car. Lovely, how this man had his fantasies. "Just hurry up and get the fuck to my house.Its over that way." As she continued to direct him to her house, she was contemplating on how to kill him. The wall Needed a new coat of blood. It hadn`t been painted in weeks, and she could hear it getting pissed. The wall monster had come back again,even after her trip to heaven and hell,where they said she Probably wouldn`t ever be a waste lock again. Bullshit. She was feeding the damn wall monster again, This time without the Doughboys. Just a Bubs Burger Boy constantly yelling to feel things again. Again and again and again. "Oh, and by the way, my name isn`t Morticia. Don`t judge me by my appearance If you want sex from me." She paused for a second,hearing herself say the word "sex". Still a virgin.. "My names Jon,and your going to die tonight." "WHA--?!" She smirked and out of nowhere pulled out a rag with chlorofoam all over it. The egotisitcal asshole instantly passed out. She threw him in the back and grabbed the wheel before crashing into a light pole,and finally pulled up to her house.
[People, reviews. I don`t like this story to much.so tell me what you think. I could delete it, and I could also add another chapter. GIMME SOME FRIGGIN IDEAS,PEOPLE.]