Hey readers! If you have just clicked on this story.. You can be diagnosed as insane, because it's a weird story. It's filled with numerous inside jokes that may or may not make sense. I hope you enjoy it! If you have any ideas I'll incorporate them into the story!

By the way this is my 'Secret Identity' account. But honestly I'm impatient and have decided to just tell everyone my other account is called 'Jametharamy-Dot'!

ENJOY!

Jacey Watkins was walking home from a hard irritating day at school. Suddenly, a mutant worm flies from the grey sky and screams at her for being tardy. She shrugged this off. It had been a common occurrence lately.

"Hey you with the knife.", Jacey glanced behind her at the sound of the voice. A mussely handsome man stood behind her wearing nothing but a grass skirt and duck shoes. He was looking at her intently.

In a low raspy voice he whispered in her ear sending shivers down her spine, "I have a strong urge to sing."

The man jumped back as disco lights and naked bikini girls appeared out of no where as he began to sing and dance to a unfamilar song.

"Bing Bang Digga Rigga Dong, Funny words I sing after I wake up." after a few moments of odd dance movements Jacey started to sway slightly to the tune. Closing her eyes she full out started dancing and singing. When she stopped she realized the music had long since vanished. She pursed her lips awkwardly. The man looked as if nothing had happened.

" So you killed this guy?", Jacey followed his gaze to see a gruesome sight. A man, who seemed dead, had multiple stab wounds scattered about his torso. The right foot was decapitated and lied a yard away, a toe appeared to have been bitten off. Reaching into her mouth she removed a toenail.

Shrugging she said, "Yeah, I suppose,", and looked back at the man.

"Sweet.", he responded, but Jacey seemed to be lost in her own world. She was doing some odd hand twitching while spinning in a circle saying 'Do the chihuahua' repeatedly.

"Um, odd serial killing chick. I can't help but find that a bit... Distracting.", and as if it were second nature the man struck a ridicuously provocative pose. But Jacey continued with her ways.

"I guess I'm gonna leave now.. Bye", he slowly began to inch away from the odd girl.

When he stopped abruptly and said to the girl," Just as a warning, Voldemort is on his way. He plans to vapo anyone in sight.", He smiled at Jacey and extended his hand. "I'm Finnick by the way. Also known as the 'Hairy Prince'."

Jacey was caught off guard by hearing the words 'The Hairy Prince' for he was the only man alive who was known to survive leg cancer and the humiliation of unnaturally thick eyebrows.

She fell to the ground and her body shook violently. She shrieked, "TRIANGLE TRIANGLE!".

Finnick stared at her for a moment before walking away. While heading home he thought about the lunatic girl. By the end of his inward mind battle he decided that he would like to see this girl again. Perhaps produce a play with her. Yes, that's what he would do. Finnick and Jacey would produce an amazingly awesome musical filled with AWESOMENESS!

Thanks for reading! Any confused questions ask.. PLEASE REVIEW!

This was originally going to be a ONE-SHOT. But I decided.. why not add more!

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THANKS MUCH! 'Krisanna Ezra'