tipsyGnostalgic [TG] joined chat.
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timaeusTestified [TT] joined chat.
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TT: Hey pop rox hows it going?
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TG: im cool
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TT: Cool
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TG: but liek not
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TG: cause my cat scrachetd me
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TT: That sucks. Whyd it do that?
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TG: i dont know, cats are werid some times
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TT: Eh. You need a bandaid or something?
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TG: no, im ok. whata bout youi?
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TT: Relationship drama
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TT: The usual bullshit
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TG: with jake?
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TG: oooooooo
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TT: Yeah with Jake who else
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TG: idk
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TG: spill the dteials liek a lizard in a kindgom of advocadoas
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TT: That makes no sense but okay
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TT: I may or may not
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TT: Have drunk asked him to marry me last night
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TT: Maybe
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TG: HOLEY FUCK DIRKUS
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TG: I HAVENT EVEN ASKED CALLIE THAT WHEN IM FULL ON DRUNKENN
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TT: Yeah well youre not a horny romantic drunk
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TT: Oh wait
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TG: yourr just stupid woww
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TG: have you done thbe frick frack yet
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TG: if so please expl,ain
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TT: Yes we have
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TT: And no I am not explaining my sexual exploits
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TT: But he topped
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TG: wow nota so coll now huh
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TG: yuir lucky thouhg
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TT: How so?
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TG: i dontu get to do any
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TG: sexuwhale activities
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TT: What with calliope?
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TG: yeah
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TG: who else with you dumbutt
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TG: janee
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TT: Well
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TT: I personally dont see why not
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TG: whaet did youi just say
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TT: I said I dont ee why not
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TT: Because I dont
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TT: See why not
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TG: with janey
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TG: ew
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TT: What jane is a beautiful girl
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TG: yeah but liek still thats like sayin i would do youi
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TT: You would
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TT: You have explicitly said so multiple times
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TG: thaets not the point
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TG: i haev a girlfriend you idiot
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TG: calliope
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TG: incasw you forgeot
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TG: plus your too easey to fiddle faddle with
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TT: Okay so why havent you done the horizontal tango with Call?
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TG: cause she liek
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TG: doesnt wanto
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TG: so im going to respect that\
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TT: Noble
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TT: Okay I havent even gotten to the worst part of my thing
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TG: kepe going then
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TT: He didnt say no
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TG: waet the fuck
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TG: dirk i call bein the made of honur
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TT: He said that hes aromantic
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TG: so hes not yuir boyfriend anymore
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TG: dont keep me in the supensee
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TT: No he still is
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TT: Anf=d he said that if I wanted to get married he was cool with that
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TG: waitt wait waiit
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TG: do you mena asuawhale
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TT: Nope
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TT: Aromantic
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TG: aromantic means hesa not inetersted in relationshibs
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TG: so i dont know whaet youir blabbin about
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TT: You think I dont know that?
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TG: dirkus
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TG: if hes not interested in relationships
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TG: why the fiddle faddle are youi gettin marred
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TT: I asked and he said he was cool with it if I was cool with the Aro thing
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TG: so your liek
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TG: platonivcale marriedd
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TT: Im as confused as you are here
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TG: yep
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TG: alright whatever
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TT: But yes I think so
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TG: ok then
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TG: my madi of honro positon still stands
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TT: Alright. Davey can be my best man.
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TG: ok theen
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TT: Shit now im mentally planning out a wedding
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TG: woww
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TG: youir liek five steps\
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TG: behind me
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TG: its tommoroww
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TG: be therre
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TT: Be where?
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TG: at your weddin
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TG: obiovulsy
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TT: Yeah but
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TT: Where
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TT: I asked last night
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TG: there dirk
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TG: goosh
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TT: Where is there
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TT: I am many things but a mind reader I not one of them
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TG: at youir house hoew thick headed are you
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TT: Oh okay fair enough
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TG: byyyyeeeee
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TT: Bye