Today's a party!
Used to have them a lot, but now only sometimes. Makes it more special. Who all will be there?
Oh, Mario! He's nice! Would be better if he wore green like the one who stands behind him a lot, but he's nice. Helped save eggs from Bowser, and he trained me to beat Boshi. There are a lot more Yoshi Cookies for us since he lost - the whole island was happy! Saves the princess a lot, too.
Princess is nice too. She keeps lots of food in her castle! Parties especially have lots to eat - there never seems to be enough, though. Maybe she should make more? What there is is always good, though. Would be better if Bowser didn't steal her so much - don't like having to leave home so much to help rescue her. Bet Mario doesn't either.
Bowser... Hope he doesn't crash the party again. He does a lot. Bowser's a big, grumpy turtle - usually hurts people and takes the princess away. Messes with us Yoshis too. He stole all the eggs once, and he brainwashed all my friends another time. Of course, he never wins, because he's dumb and usually beats himself.
Even when Bowser was little he did mean things. He kidnapped the green one once when they were babies. And another time, he stole the Super Happy Tree so we didn't have food anymore. He took our food!
He also helped save Mario and the green one when they were all babies, though. That was from his normal self even. Think he wasn't even all that mean when he was little - usually he just wanted rides. Thought I was something called a donkey.
Remember when princess was a baby she didn't get kidnapped. She helped save green one from normal Bowser. And with her pink thing, we could even fly! Flying was always a lot of fun - wonder if there are any blue shells close to here. Princess even didn't sound so bad when she cried.
Mario cried a lot when he was a baby. It hurt my ears. But he was nice, and not short on words like he is now. Could still use stars like he does now but he could fly with them too. It was fun flying then too! He used to ride my back like he does now too. But he's a lot bigger now - sometimes it hurts. Almost didn't notice him when he was a baby.
Actually... Maybe babies are just always nicer?