If Itachi didn't kill his clan
Warning: this story was seeded from me being very bored! This is something that popped into my head and I just had to write it down.
"I can skip better than you!" Sasuke yelled to Itachi.
"Oh no you can't!" Itachi yelled back. They were in a big field of flowers skipping along. Sasuke skipped towards his older brother, joining arms as they skipped they sang, quite badly I might add.
"Weeeere off to see the wizard,
The wonderful wiiiizard of ooooooz,
Because, because, because, beeeecause,
Of all the woooonderful things he dooooes!"
After a while of skipping along they came to a big bush. Itachi just stood there humming to himself, but Sasuke was too hyper for that. He started running around the bush while bursting into song, Itachi soon picked it up.
"All around the mulberry bush,
The monkey chased the weasel,
The monkey thought it was all in fun,
POP, goes the weasel!"
Itachi finished off the last part by popping out of the top of the bush. Immediately after finishing the song Sasuke plopped himself down onto the ground and pouted like five year olds do.
"I'm bored Itachi nee-san" he said.
"Don't worry, I have and idea Sasuke," Itachi replied, a huge grin forming on his face. As he stepped behind the bush Itachi said, "I'll only be a second." Taking some bright red berries from the bush he squeezed them and smeared the juice onto his face. When he stepped out there was bright red juice on his cheeks, lips, and eyelids making it look as if he was wearing make-up. Itachi started to sing,
"I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world,
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can do my hair, undress me everywhere"
Then Sasuke jumped in and started to sing,
"Come on Barbie let's go party!"
Then Sasuke and Itachi sang together.
"Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please,
Something la la la knees
Something something la la la la"
Forgetting the rest of the lyrics to the song Itachi wiped off the berry juice.
"Come, skip through the flowers with me Sasuke," said Itachi.
"Can we sing a song nee-san?" Sasuke asked.
"Sure," replied Itachi, "You can pick and start it up. Sasuke started singing and Itachi helped him once he figured out what the song was.
"F is for friends, who do stuff together,
U is for you and me,
N is for anywhere, anytime at all, right here in the hidden leaf!"
Itachi and Sasuke skipped off still singing, arm and arm towards the sunset.
"F is for frolic through all the flowers,
U is for ukulele,
N is for nose pickin' bubble blowin' sand lickin' here with my best buddy!"
Well, there it is, a class A crack fic! Third fic, reviews please. Please don't be insulted all of you Itachi fans, I'm one of you! If you want to flame go ahead, I can take it.