Ryuugaki has entered the chat room.
Ryuugaki: Hm. So this is the famous Dollars, that I've been hearing so much about.
Taro Tanaka: Ah! Welcome to our chat, Ryuugaki-san.
Setton: Good evening!
Kanra: Nice to meet you!
Ryuugaki: My sincere apologies for rudely joining this room. I clearly wasn't aware of my actions… But I am thankful of the warm welcoming.
Setton: No need to be so formal, you can relax. We don't bite.
Ryuugaki: Indeed. That would prove to be… cybernetically impossible.
Taro Tanaka: So what brings you here to Dollars?
Ryuugaki: I suppose it was became of my boredom.
Taro Tanaka: Bored, huh? Why not just go find yourself an adventure, or something?
Ryuugaki: Well, I'm stuck here doing work.
Taro Tanaka: I see…
Kanra: Perhaps you should pay a visit to Ikebukuro!
Setton: Where did that idea come from?
Kanra:C'mon~! There's plenty of exciting things going around there.
Ryuugaki: Ah, right. The place filled with myths, and gang violence.
Setton: Yes, that would make that place dangerous…
Taro Tanaka: Those rumors do spread quickly, don't they?
Setton: I think news is a better to describe it, since those rumors have proved true. S-so I've heard.
Ryuugaki: About the Headless Rider, I would presume?
Kanra: Bingo!
Taro Tanaka: Oh, sorry! I've got to sign off now. See you guys later!
Kanra: Bye-bye!
Ryuugaki: Good night.
Setton: Have a good night's rest.
Taro Tanaka has signed off.
Setton: I think it'd be best for me to leave too. Good night, then?
Ryuugaki: Pleasant dreams.
Kanra: Don't let the bedbugs bite!
Setton: E-eh?
Kanra: I'm joking!
Setton has signed off.
Kanra: Then that just leaves the two of us!
Ryuugaki: So tell me.
Kanra: Yessss?
Ryuugaki: Why pretend to be a female, when you are obviously a male?
Kanra: Whaaaaat~? I don't know what you're talking about! Are some kind of stalker?
Ryuugaki: Oh, my bad. Did I come out a little too strong?
Kanra: I am just a lonely little girl. Who needs a certain somebody to keep her company!
Ryuugaki: Are we the type of person to trace fantasies?
Kanra: What do you mean? Ryuugaki-san? 3
Ryuugaki: You're either sadly delusional, or you're trying to manipulate me.
Kanra: Me? I don't think I'm capable of doing any of the said things~
Ryuugaki: People lie on the internet all the time.
Kanra: To protect themselves… And sometimes to nobly protect those who are connect to them.
Ryuugaki: But sometimes those people aren't always good people.
Kanra: … Ryuugaki-san. It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
Ryuugaki: Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere's Fan, 1892, Act I… Perhaps?
Kanra: Correct! Most people wouldn't even guess.
Ryuugaki: I wouldn't call myself most people. But then again, it does serve a purpose.
Kanra: So what do you do?
Ryuugaki: I use my brain.
Kanra: Don't we all? Even the lowest form of life knows how to breathe.
Ryuugaki: I know that most females would be offended by the things I've just said. And that they would either sign off or make some sort of empty retort like "GO F-CK YOURSELF". Or if it were a prostitute, they'd probably just get straight to the point. OR if it were a pedophile, they'd quickly deny it and send me some sort of nude image of themself.
Kanra: Is that so?
Ryuugaki: So I can only conclude that you're in fact a man. Who probably enjoys manipulating people for his own enjoyment?
Kanra: Ohhhh~! Could you be a detective?
Ryuugaki: Probably, maybe, quite possibly.
Kanra: Now you're messing with me?
Ryuugaki: I can't confirm your name though… That would be impossible, as the situation stands. And creepy.
Kanra: Why not? You're already ahead.
Ryuugaki: Perhaps any other time.
Kanra: Then, will you accept my challenge?
Ryuugaki: Challenge?
Kanra: My invitation for you to come to Ikebukuro!
Ryuugaki: You are proving to be rather sadistic.
Kanra: But you're shaking with excitement… am I wrong?
Ryuugaki: Kudos to you.
Kanra: Will you accept?
"Watari…"
Piles of mountainous papers had invaded the floors and desks of that room. Not to mention, there were trash scattered in various areas. And the lingering smell of sweets that filled the air, was a nice touch to help distract him from the mess.
"Let us a take a little vacation to Ikebukuro." L Lawliet said casually.
Author's Notes: Oh, the inhumanity! Another crossover? Another story? God, what's wrong with you? LOL. IDK. I honestly, don't know. But where the case was for me when I wrote this side story, I was definitely thinking about how I always… ALWAYS wanted to see Orihara Izaya and L Lawliet go face to face. And I'm talking brains and brawns. And I believe this crossover is a pretty decent match up…
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And future chapters will be longer. Since this is only the prologue.