Have You Seen Her? Chapter 1: Not Living Next Door to Alice Anymore, a twilight fanfic

So, as promised, here is my new story, co-written by yours truly and katiushabb (who, by the way, has a new story you should totally check out).

It's just a silly story that we have been having loads of fun with. Not much real Twilight included but sillier and dumber versions of ourselves. Any resemblance with reality is merely a coincidence (or maybe not so much, like Kat, you know how blondes are...).

By the way, in case you haven't noticed, we're totally obsessed with Alice and are seriously considering doing this for real. If only we had the money... *sigh*.

Ok, so, hope you like it, hope you have fun and that we make you laugh a bit.

Read, enjoy, review and check the author's note at the bottom.

Disclaimer: We do not own Twilight, no matter how many times we try to possess Edward or more recently Jacob. *sigh* And we also do not own Smokie's very fitting "Living next door to Alice".

Chapter 1: Not living next to Alice anymore.

The sun shone through the windows and Mave's eyes fluttered open, a few seconds later realization hit her and she smiled widely.

"It's Christmas morning!!!!!" She shouted at the top of her lungs thus managing to wake Kat up, who in return screamed in delight as well. They stepped out of their rooms and ran down the stairs side by side to the huge Christmas tree that stood next to the fireplace.

"Santa came and ate the cookies!" Kat exclaimed, looking at the empty plate and half drunk glass of milk. They shared a goofy grin and then Mave stepped towards the presents.

"Me first!" she said shoving Kat aside who landed on her butt on the couch still grinning happily.

Mave grabbed the first present with her name on it, a small jewellery box which she ripped open and found a black choker with a bluish oval pendant. She gasped in delight and immediately put it on with the help of Kat who had now -after her fourth attempt- successfully managed to stand from the couch.

After helping Mave, Kat grabbed the biggest present with her name, her eyes shining with excitement. She tore the paper apart and inside the box she found another box, slightly smaller, which she opened to find yet another box, which contained a smaller box, with an even smaller box within.

Mave got bored of watching Kat unwrap her present and reached to grab one herself, but Kat and her boxes were blocking her way. After the 9th box Kat glared angrily at Mave, stuck her tongue out and inside the 10th box she found a pair of butterscotch contact lenses, which she knew better than to put on in a rush after her last experience in which she almost blinded herself with her own fingernails.

Finally, Mave was able to retrieve her second present which turned out to be a black spiky wig which she decided she would wear next Halloween, while Kat's next present was a pair of blue knitted gloves.

A sad look came upon both their faces when they realized there was only one present left for each. The boxes looked pretty much the same and they opened them slowly in order to prolong the moment. Once they saw their presents they gasped in unison, a single tear sliding down each their faces as they saw Alice's portrait before them.

"Alice!" they exclaimed in unison. "We miss you Alice!"

Before they even knew it they were crying inconsolably, mumbling and weeping non-stop. Kat reached over the couch for the eggnog and two shot glasses which had been placed on the table. She poured the liquid in the two glasses and handed one to Mave.

"To Alice!" Kat toasted.

"Wherever she may be." Mave added.

As the day went on, they finished about three and a half bottles of eggnog and after much sobbing Mave yelled menacingly to Kat "I can't believe you losht Alish!" as she tried to stand and point at her.

"Meee? Shou were the one who lest her in the shoopping mall's parking lost and she got lot!!!"

"Shhhhut up, bosht of you!" Mave stumbled over one of Kat's many boxes.

"No, shou dree shut up! Shou...re wayyyy too loud!"

Mave stood up warily and turned on the radio so she wouldn't have to listen to Kat.

"Living Next Door to Alice" blared out of the speakers and without a minute of hesitation they both started singing along at the top of their lungs.

The guard called when he got the word,
And he said: "I suppose you've heard -
About Alice".
When we rushed to the parking lot,
And we looked around,
And we could hardly believe my eyes -
She was nowhere to be found
Oh, Alice's car...

Oh, we don't know why she's left us,
Or where she's gonna go,
We guess she's got her reasons,
But we just don't want to know,
'Cos for over twenty years
We've been living next door to Alice.
Over twenty years just waiting for a chance,
To tell her how we feel, and maybe snatch her credit card,
Now we've got to get used to not living next door to Alice...

We grew up together,
Three kids in the park,
We carved our initials,
Deep in the bark,
Us and Alice.
Now she disappears in the lot,
Without telling a soul,
Just for a moment, we can see her eye,
It was nowhere to be found
Oh, Alice's car...

And the guard called back and asked how we felt,
And he said: "I know how to help -
Get over Alice".
He said: "Now Alice is gone,
But I'm still here,
You know I've been waiting
For over twenty years..."
And that just grossed us out...

Mave looked confused and wondered "Wat were wi saying, again?"

"I miss Alish..." Kat said and they both burst into tears again.

By the end of the night, after many drunken discussions and gallons of salty water they both decided to do the only thing they could.

They would find Alice.

There was no other way.

Soooooooooooo, what did you think? No, stop! Don't! *ducks behind couch to avoid the rotten fruit and veggies heading her way*

We suck at drunken babbling so if you had a hard time understanding please let us know and we'll translate, hehe.

We take any suggestions or comments.

There will be hidden references throughout the story from the books, the movies, varied other movies and T.V. shows and several other fanfics. In this one two objects from the movies star. Those who find them will get a sneak peak to the following chapter. So review!!! You know it makes us smile!!