Dr. Grayson come into the examination room to find his patient from the sex pollen epidemic three weeks ago waiting for him. She is holding a small white object in her hand.
He waits patiently for her to answer. When she doesn't answer after a full minute, he says, "is that what I think it is?" He holds out his hand.
Cass stared at the pregnancy test Steph had her take. Two lines? That meant...
Cass quickly left the bathroom, hurrying towards an examination room.
"Cass, what does it say?" Steph asked. "Cass?" Steph ran after her.
Cass burst into the examination room just as Elle had handed her pregnancy test to Dick.
"Cass?" he asks in surprise. "Why are you-"
Cass cut him off, thrusting the pregnancy test at him. "I don't know what to do!"
Dick stared at the two identical pregnancy tests in his hands. He puts them down and scratches the back of his head self-consciously.
"What do I do?" Cass demanded, panicking.
"You know the hospital will run their own tests. Then, you'll be examined."
Just then, Steph runs in, brandishing a test stick of her own. She rushes to the sink, puking, and then sits down next to Elle and Cass.
Cass looks at Steph in confusion. "Is that why you had me take that test?"
Steph grabs Cass' hand and nods, "yes."
Dick sighs. He's going to have to report this to Bruce. He had confirmed five pregnancies earlier.
Elle looks at Dick nervously as he goes to wash Steph's vomit down the drain.
Dick smiles at the girls, his cheeks pinking slightly. He wanted to be reassuring, but in reality, he was freaking out.
The girls kept staring at him, eyes wide. But he had no solutions or remedies.
"Do I have to be the one to...confirm these?" he asks after a moment.
The women all nod. Dick sighs. He'd seen Rose earlier...
Scene cuts to Jason's office, where Rose is sitting on Jason's desk, waiting for him to make an appearance.
Jason enters the room. "Baby, what are you doing here?" he asks with a small grin.
Rose smiles and looks down at her belly. "Daddy's talking to you."
His eyes go wide. "You're...wow..." He approaches the desk, his hand reaching out for her.
Tim comes in several minutes later. He stops, thinking the wrong thing as he sees Jason's hand gently stroke Rose's belly. "Um...Jason?" Tim looks nervous and a little scared.
Jason shoots him a glare. "What?"
"Um...Bruce wants all of us to meet him in the boardroom in 20 minutes. We...have another epidemic on our hands...kind of...um..."
"You got Steph knocked up, didn't you?" Jason asks, noticing a slight black eye.
"And maybe Cass...and maybe Elle..." Tim mumbles.
Jason grins. "What about Babs?" It was fun to see Tim's cheeks redden.
"But Dick or Bruce might be the dad to Cass' baby...or maybe you're...oh, yeah...you only cummed for Rose..."
Jason grins at Tim's uncomfortableness. "Hey, Little Bird, maybe if you weren't such a dumb slut..."
Tim shoots Jason a withering glance. If looks could kill...
Rose poked Jason. "Hey, let him alone a bit, ok?"
The boardroom, 20 minutes later...
"This is a disaster!" Bruce barks. He slams his hands down on the table. Everyone looks scared.
Babs chewed nervously on a candy bar. There had been no morning sickness yet, but she was always hungry.
Dick eyes her candy bar suspiciously. Babs never ate sweets. He exchanged a look with Bruce.
Tim sat between Steph and Cass, looking very much defeated. He caught Elle's eye; she blushed. Then he caught Dick's eye; he blushed deeper.
Babs finished off her candy bar as Bruce yelled some more.
"You've all been careless!" Bruce snaps.
Babs looks around nervously. She thought she had another candy bar, but it wasn't there! Her Payday bar was gone! She spies Rose eating a Payday bar. She tries to grab it from her, reaching across the table.
"I got that for her from the vending machine!" Jason hisses, pushing Babs' hand away. Babs looks at Bruce and Dick as though they would help.
Kate raises her hand sheepishly. "Bruce? I didn't get pregnant or sleep with multiple people. Why am I here?"
"You're going to help run some paternity tests," Bruce tells her. He points at everyone else. "I expect ALL of you to submit to DNA testing."
"I don't need it," Rose says. "I know my baby is Jason's."
"It's being done, no matter what you want or think! Did it occur to you that sperm from previous sexual contact could have traveled from..." Bruce trailed off. He growled. They weren't going to get it, were they?
Steph covers her mouth and rushes from the room, tossing the Payday candy bar she'd snuck from Babs. Babs looks at the candy bar with evident delight.
Scene cuts to a technician drawing a blood sample from Dick.
Dick tries to get Jason to have blood drawn next, but Jason, who is busy trying to calm Rose down, points at Tim. "Get in there you whore!"
Tim glares at Jason and then at Dick.
"Hey, maybe you should've controlled yourself a little more," Dick says with a smirk.
Dick blushes from the stares Steph and Cass give him.
"Slutwing," Steph says in his direction.
"Shouldn't Bruce have his blood drawn too?" Cass asks.
"Apparently, it was drawn this morning," Dick says. His face is slightly red from Steph's comment.
After Tim is Jason. He instructs Dick and Tim to at least try to keep Rose calm while he's out of the room.
Eventually blood is drawn from all of the ladies, including Selina, who insists she is not pregnant because the test she took is negative.
"Well, someone was wrong," Bruce says, shooting a glance at Selina. Selina turns red and takes the printout handed to her.
Bruce hands Stephanie's results to her. Tim looks over her shoulder at the results, even though he was sure he already knew. He smiles a little.
Next, printouts are handed to Elle and Rose. Dick looks at Elle's while Jason glances at Rose's.
Babs looks scared when she realizes Bruce isn't handing her and Cass printouts. "Bruce?"
"Oh, you're pregnant," Bruce says. "But all of the paternity tests are negative."
"Who else were you with?" Dick asks as Babs turns white and the blushes. He almost sounds like he's demanding to know.
"I can get samples," Babs murmurs to Bruce.
"Bring him...or them in." He looks at Cass, trying to figure out how to word what he has to say.
Cass looks at him questioningly.
"The results for your test were...inconclusive," Bruce says.
"Meaning?"
"We'll have to do more tests. Your hormone levels are unusually high, so we want an ultrasound. We might have to determine paternity with an amniocentesis, which we'll have to wait until the sixth week to do."