That Cheesecake!
Chapter 1
"Welcome to Morrison's! Welcome to Morrison!" The slightly old greeter greeted smiling kids and creeped out men. "You will have the time of your life and the food of your life!" Morrison's was a tiny but famous little resatraunt hidden in the desert. They had the best food in the area…and she knew it.
"Welcome to Morrison's! Welcome to…ah hello young lady, welcome to Morrison's! Where's your date, gorgeous?" Gorgeous she was too. She was Asian, had long black hair tied in a ponytail and was about medium height with a nice size about her. She was wearing a sleeveless white tee and jeans with gold hoop earrings and pink lip gloss, but not a lot.
"I heard you guys have good food and I came to...try it out." She said this with a twinkle in her eye. "And yes I am single but I am way too expensive for you…just kidding!" she smiled at the nervous old man and stepped inside. She walked up to the bar and gazed at the two men sitting next to her, who both gazed back at her, amazed.
"How may I help you, miss?" he asked
"I'm here for the Morrison Mountain competition. Do you know where I could sign up?"
"Miss you must be kiddin me or pullin my leg or something! The Morrison Mountain is only for the world's most competitive eaters…big, huge men not little…women like you!"
"But the beauty pageant is a couple miles down the road and tonight is beach night! I could escort you down the road a couple of miles in my Impala and we can call it a date, beautiful?" the man sitting by her laughed after saying this.
"What do you think because I'm a women I can't win?"
"Lady", said the bartender, "I'm just saying you have to be at least a 200 pound woman just to attempt this. I'm looking at your flat stomach right now and it seems to me all eat is lettuce! Heheh!"
"Don't underestimate me." She smiled and pulled out 10 hundred dollar bills. "If I don't finish I'll give you a thousand dollars no questions asked and if I do finish you give me your respect." The bartender thought for a moment.
"Okay I'll do it but first you have to pass the test and get registered then we'll start. "Just follow me to this back room."
"Okay you two men come with me so I have witnesses, but other than than that, the rest of the guests can't see me eat, you guys will have to wait until after the competition!" She smiled and waved and went into the back with bartender and two men. One man turned away from the confident women and back towards his family and uttered two words to break their silence.
"She's doomed."