One day Naruto was getting ready in the bathroom, puttin on make up and other products that he thought made him look pretty. "Hurry the kitty with a coconut on your head with a spoon full of peanut butter up", yelled Shikamaru from the hallway. "Don't rush me",
Yelled Naruto, "I can only look perfect with lots of chemical sludge on my face! And what are we going to again?" "we are going to the rodeo!, have you no hitch in your giddyup?!" "nope!"
Later that day at the rodeo.
"Presenting our first rider of the event! Choji, with his little tiny horse named Slinky!" Then Choji came out on the animal wearing the weirdest cowboy outfit ever, and his rolls of ugly fat were comin out everywhere, and he had nearly flattened the riding animal. "please kill me!" gasped the animal but know one cared because he was just a dumb old dumb old donkey!
Then Choji said, "Shut up if you want your walnut later!" then Slinky died. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! SLINKY!!!" yelled Naruto. Then when Naruto and shikamaru went back to the frat house Lee greeted them and asked, "how was the rodeo?" Then Naruto and Shikamaru yelled, "GO DIE! YOU UGLY PIECE OF GOOGLY EYES!" then Lee said, "You guys are jerks! You never consider my feelings! You guys go do stuff all the time and never invite me! You guys treat me like a used roll of poopy toilet paper!" then he ran of crying. Then Shikamaru said, "What was that thing?" Then Kakashi flew in and said " more butter for the bumpkins!" the he flew away on his broomstick.
To be continued until I can think of more crud to write.