Mina: I was completely bored when writing this so don't blame me for it sucking or not making sense.
Nate: We don't own KH 1 or 2
"I'm DRUNK off my ASS!" Marluxia sings. Axel laughs while Roxas rolls his eyes.
"I'm also DRUNK off my ASS!" Axel sings back to Marluxia while taking a slip of his red plastic cup (we all know [or should know] what's in that cup).
"You guys are stupid as heck when you're drunk," Roxas slurs a bit buzzed, but for sure not drunk off his ass.
"OH, but you love us when we're drunk as hell," Axel slurs. At that moment Vexen walks in.
"What are you all doing?" Vexen asks arms across his chest. Marluxia grabs Vexen by the waist and pulls him close.
"We *hiccup* are celebrating Roxas' twenty-first Birthday," He slurs to the point where he is barely understandable.
"I turn seventeen, retard!" Roxas throws his cup at Marluxia. Marluxia artfully dodges it. Axel hands Roxas yet another red cup and as soon as he gets it begin chugging.
"Oh, Ya. You are only seventeen," Marluxia slurs.
"Then ya'll shouldn't be having this sort of party," Vexen ruins their fun. Roxas frowns.
"And what's your idea of a fun birthday old man?" Roxas glares" Oh, and by the way Marluxia is way too sexy for you." Vexen growls and Roxas smirks.
"I would spend time with friends and family," Vexen crosses his arms. Roxas frowns.
"First, all my friends are here minus you and plus Demyx. Second, my family is only one person and that's Sora," Roxas hiccups. He was beginning to be drunk.
Vexen frowns even more", I'm not your friend?"
"NO. You're not my friend. You're my friend's boyfriend, but that doesn't make me you my friend," Roxas explains drinking yet another cup of beer.
Vexen glared "Then would you like me to show you how much of a partier I can be?"
"Sure, but only if you're up to it," Roxas taunts. Vexen grabs a cup and begins drinking.
A few hours Later…
"WE'ER DRUNK OFF OUR ASSES!" They all sang together.
"So you *hiccup* old man can party," Roxas slurs. Vexen nods.
"In college you learn some things," Vexen hiccups. They all nod in agreement. And that was the awesomeness of Roxas' Birthday
Mina: Now every one please don't kill me I was bored but not drunk off my ass. So Review I prefer good comments but if there is need for civism then be my guest.