Death Note Parody
Part 3: Lawlilight's Birthday! Characters:L / Daddy L
LL / Lawlilight (the imaginative child of Kira and L)
BB / Beyond Birthday / Uncle BB
Kira / Light Yagami / Mummy K
W / Watari
N / Near
M / Mellow
MA / Matt
R / Ryuk
Scenario: L, Ryuk, Watari and Kira are sitting centre stage with Lawlilight in the middle (all characters must face the audience) surrounded by parcels and plastic bags and wearing party hats!Script:
L/ Kira/ Ryuk/ Watari : Happy birthday Lawlilight!
LL: Yay! Arigatou Gozaimashita!
L: well go ahead and open your presents!
LL: are you sure daddy? Christmas is tomorrow!
K: yes that's right you were born on Christmas Eve *passes Lawlilight a parcel* Now open mine first
LL: *rips open present partially* it's a book! *Rips off the rest of the paper and gasps* It's the L.A. BB Murder Case Files. Thank you mummy *squeezes Kira happily*
K: Well you said you were looking for something to read…
L: Now open mine and then Watari give yours.
W: Yes. *hands over an envelope and a large box* the envelope is my present and the box is your fathers.
LL: *opens the box* an apple *Ryuk looks around suddenly very alert * laptop computer! *Ryuk sulks*
L: now you can access to all daddies' important case files.
LL: *takes the envelope and rips it open and pulls out…* A lifetime supply of chocolates and sweets from Watari!
R: Here kid *drops a black book on top of LL's head* here is my present!
LL: *book falls into lap* AH! A death note! Yay!
R: *whispers to L* don't worry it's not real.
L: *unconvinced* Somehow I really doubt that.
K: *panicky* Lawlilight! What are you doing!
LL: *writing down slowly* Li~ght Ya~ga
K: Don't kill me! I'm your mother!
LL: Oh ok. *scribbles name out, then starts writing again slowly* L Law~li
L: In the name of justice stop! I am your dad!
K: Ah! No! I was just about to find out your name!
L: Can't you just look it up on the net?! Just look for Death Note fansites!
K: but it's more fun this way
LL: can I kill Watari? *L shakes his head* then what about Ryuk?
R: Haha! Maybe when I am alive!
K: *throws an apple annoyed* Go fetch!
R: Oh my god! An apple! *dives after Apple*
BB: *randomly creeps into scene from stage left, followed by Mellow, Near and Matt* did someone say fetch?
LL: Oh uncle BB you came!
L: *surprised* you invited him?!
K: actually I did!
L: but why?!
K: because I wasn't happy with what happened last night!
BB: Haha sucked in L!
LL: What happened last night?
BB: Well little Lawlilight *walks over to LL and sits next to her* what happened last night was that your mommy and daddy-
L: *L yells, pointing at BB* Say no more you twisted sick copycat!
BB: … is where your mommy and daddy create peanut butter jelly sandwiches together.
*Mellow slaps his forehead, Matt shakes his head and Near rolls his eyes*
LL: oh! *looks down at her death note* Uncle BB can I kill you using the death note?
L: be my guest
K: no don't he's your uncle!
BB: plus I treat you to pockey and milkshakes!
LL: oh right! Mellow can I kill you?
M: no!
LL: Matt?
M: *possesively* No!
MA: plus you won't have any friend who will play video games with you!
LL: true! Near?
N: yes?
LL: can I kill you?
N: definitely not! I am the next successor to L!
L: actually Near you are just a stand in!
N: what!
L: Lawlilight is my successor. You are just filling in till she is ready!
N: so now I am just a fill in!
LL: Yeah Haha! *pokes tongue out at Near who shuts his mouth, she then starts to think for a couple of seconds before snapping out of her thoughts and saying triumphantly* Aha!
L: what?
LL: mummy, Daddy can I kill Misa?
*L and kira think for a good few seconds*
L/ K: Yes go ahead!
BB: yeah go! Kill the blond ditz!
M: she was annoying anyway!
MA: agreed!
N: I cannot believe I am saying this but I agree with you LL. Kill the Kira obsessed mad woman
Ryuk: go on kid write the name down!
LL: *writes down* Amane Misa.
And sure as eggs at 3:00 am on Friday the 25th of December 2008, from a painful fracture of the skull because she slipped off a ladder trying to get a nude picture of Kira in the shower , Amane Misa died!