Hobbit talk is mine but the hobbits, elves, wizards, and other creatures we
may encounter are not mine.
Jade is a half breed hobbit she is also an elf
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However on a side note PLEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got really depressed last time I only got bad reviews.
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jade stood silent in the elevator as it went up , up , up and up, till it reached 14 where she always made it stop before going one more floor just to try to catch a glimpse of Frodo, although this time she had a reason to walk those 88 steps to his door, yes that's right she counted. Exactly 88 steps one foot in front of the other before she was in front of his door.
So she started walking. 22 steps 23, 24-
"Jade?" She spun around so fast that the person behind her dropped what he was holding.
"PIPPIN!!" she could barely utter anything but a tense whisper. "Pippin what are you doing here?" "Sam paid me five bucks to go get his and Frodo's groceries" Sam rushed out of his apartment, as the elevator doors opened to reveal Merry.
"OH NO THE FOOD!!" Sam and Merry said in unison. "What's with the-" "sixth- sense" they said together once more. "We can both tell when food has been spilled within a 10 mile radius" merry said. "Pippin I'm thoroughly ashamed of you, spilling food" Sam added. They all gathered up the food and put it back in the bags then Sam and merry gathered it in their arms and ran into the apartment. "Hang on why are you here?" pippin asked "oh well I-" "hello what are you all doing out here the foods in there" Frodo said teasingly. Jade tightened her grip on what she was holding gave a piercing stare to Pippin who clued in automatically understood so he got up and said "well I better go and earn my five bucks" and then he walked into the apartment. "So how are you jade?"
Suddenly the screen turns black and white.
"Frodo I've been meaning to tell you this since the first moment I met you Frodo I love you!!" "Jade I feel the same way I always have" Frodo grabed her around the waist and neck gave her the most passionate kiss in history.
The screen turns back to normal.
"Jade?" "I-..Uh.wel-.i-er-a." "Ok..what's that?"he pointed to what she was holding in her hand. "Oh. (She flushed) ha...Heh.he he he heh heh" she opened her hand to reveal a very crumpled looking envelope. "Oh! Finally I was wondering when veronica was gonna write me back. Heh heh."
'What!!' jade thought to herself 'there's another girl in Frodo's life!!' who was she kidding Frodo doesn't even know if she can talk! Every time she attempts to talk to him she sputters well she wasn't fooling herself or anyone else seeing as she was only thinking it, well anyway she had to find out everything she could about this 'Veronica'.
Pippin sat alone in a dark room full of brooms. Suddenly the door opened and light filled the room for 30 seconds before the door shut again to reveal jade. "Jade what am I doing here? Last thing I remember is.. Nothing!! I don't remember anything!! Wait I remember a white cloth" "yes chloroform, it was necessary, I knew you wouldn't come on your own free will." "You know, actually I would've come on my own free will!!" "Well maybe you should say that before I pay people to chloroform you, it does cost money you know!!" "Wait how am I supposed to tell you or them if they come up behind me with a cloth full of chloroform and stick it on my mouth and nose before I can say anything?" "You've begun to annoy me!!" jade pressed a big red button and pippins chair tipped forward dumping him into a whole under the table.
Suddenly the ceiling opened and Sam fell through. "Mr. Sam I'm sure you already know why you're here but I'll humor you, I'm here to discuss the person named 'Veronica'. As I'm sure you know Frodo has been writing to her I want to know if it goes beyond that into passionate circumstances." "to tell you the truth for one: your crazy, for two: your crazy, and for three: IT'S HIS LITTLE SISTER!!" "Frodo doesn't have a sister!!" "Well not technically but he adopted her three months ago."
"Oh Well your free to go!!" "Where's merry and pippin?" "Oh fine" jade pushed another button and merry fell through the ceiling and pippin came up through the floor looking rather tattered and merry rushed over to him and helped him up. "Well sorry about all this" jade said. "Here's a hundred dollars each buy something pretty" "thanks jade!!" merry pippin and Sam said in unison. And they all walked out of the room and into Jade's limo and back to the apartment.
When the limo stopped they all pilled out and began walking towards their apartment when Sam said "why did you make this out to be so big? I mean why do you care if Frodo has a girlfriend?" "Man are you that far behind?" pippin replied "She's liked him for ages!!" "Oh. well for making me feel stupid I'M GONNA TELL HIM!!"
The next scene was the blurs of Sam Merry Pippin and Jade, as Sam ran at full speed away from Jade, Merry and Pippin. But Sam's full speed isn't that much so they caught him in the hotel lobby. "Hey what the-" "you dirty rat" "secret teller" and "you untrust-worthy little-" were heard in the struggle until finally pippin noticed what they were standing in the midst of. "Hey you guys look!!"
There were white balloons and streamers everywhere, and tables, with table cloths!! And sitting at the bar was-
"LEGOLAS!!! What are you doing here? You live next apartment over!!" "meh appartymenty don' gots an freeee bar- nother around bar-keepey!!!"
DUN-DUN-DUNNNNNNN!!!!!!
Sorry to leave it hanging I have to do this early in the morning before my brother wakes up because its his computer truth there is 2 computers but this is the only one with Microsoft word
Sorry if it's crappy or to short I just wrote what I felt like and when I was out of ideas I stopped.
Next chapter: legolas's hangover and girlfriends and boyfriends
well anyways REVIEW PLEEEEEEEZZZZZZ!!!!!!!
Jade is a half breed hobbit she is also an elf
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However on a side note PLEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got really depressed last time I only got bad reviews.
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jade stood silent in the elevator as it went up , up , up and up, till it reached 14 where she always made it stop before going one more floor just to try to catch a glimpse of Frodo, although this time she had a reason to walk those 88 steps to his door, yes that's right she counted. Exactly 88 steps one foot in front of the other before she was in front of his door.
So she started walking. 22 steps 23, 24-
"Jade?" She spun around so fast that the person behind her dropped what he was holding.
"PIPPIN!!" she could barely utter anything but a tense whisper. "Pippin what are you doing here?" "Sam paid me five bucks to go get his and Frodo's groceries" Sam rushed out of his apartment, as the elevator doors opened to reveal Merry.
"OH NO THE FOOD!!" Sam and Merry said in unison. "What's with the-" "sixth- sense" they said together once more. "We can both tell when food has been spilled within a 10 mile radius" merry said. "Pippin I'm thoroughly ashamed of you, spilling food" Sam added. They all gathered up the food and put it back in the bags then Sam and merry gathered it in their arms and ran into the apartment. "Hang on why are you here?" pippin asked "oh well I-" "hello what are you all doing out here the foods in there" Frodo said teasingly. Jade tightened her grip on what she was holding gave a piercing stare to Pippin who clued in automatically understood so he got up and said "well I better go and earn my five bucks" and then he walked into the apartment. "So how are you jade?"
Suddenly the screen turns black and white.
"Frodo I've been meaning to tell you this since the first moment I met you Frodo I love you!!" "Jade I feel the same way I always have" Frodo grabed her around the waist and neck gave her the most passionate kiss in history.
The screen turns back to normal.
"Jade?" "I-..Uh.wel-.i-er-a." "Ok..what's that?"he pointed to what she was holding in her hand. "Oh. (She flushed) ha...Heh.he he he heh heh" she opened her hand to reveal a very crumpled looking envelope. "Oh! Finally I was wondering when veronica was gonna write me back. Heh heh."
'What!!' jade thought to herself 'there's another girl in Frodo's life!!' who was she kidding Frodo doesn't even know if she can talk! Every time she attempts to talk to him she sputters well she wasn't fooling herself or anyone else seeing as she was only thinking it, well anyway she had to find out everything she could about this 'Veronica'.
Pippin sat alone in a dark room full of brooms. Suddenly the door opened and light filled the room for 30 seconds before the door shut again to reveal jade. "Jade what am I doing here? Last thing I remember is.. Nothing!! I don't remember anything!! Wait I remember a white cloth" "yes chloroform, it was necessary, I knew you wouldn't come on your own free will." "You know, actually I would've come on my own free will!!" "Well maybe you should say that before I pay people to chloroform you, it does cost money you know!!" "Wait how am I supposed to tell you or them if they come up behind me with a cloth full of chloroform and stick it on my mouth and nose before I can say anything?" "You've begun to annoy me!!" jade pressed a big red button and pippins chair tipped forward dumping him into a whole under the table.
Suddenly the ceiling opened and Sam fell through. "Mr. Sam I'm sure you already know why you're here but I'll humor you, I'm here to discuss the person named 'Veronica'. As I'm sure you know Frodo has been writing to her I want to know if it goes beyond that into passionate circumstances." "to tell you the truth for one: your crazy, for two: your crazy, and for three: IT'S HIS LITTLE SISTER!!" "Frodo doesn't have a sister!!" "Well not technically but he adopted her three months ago."
"Oh Well your free to go!!" "Where's merry and pippin?" "Oh fine" jade pushed another button and merry fell through the ceiling and pippin came up through the floor looking rather tattered and merry rushed over to him and helped him up. "Well sorry about all this" jade said. "Here's a hundred dollars each buy something pretty" "thanks jade!!" merry pippin and Sam said in unison. And they all walked out of the room and into Jade's limo and back to the apartment.
When the limo stopped they all pilled out and began walking towards their apartment when Sam said "why did you make this out to be so big? I mean why do you care if Frodo has a girlfriend?" "Man are you that far behind?" pippin replied "She's liked him for ages!!" "Oh. well for making me feel stupid I'M GONNA TELL HIM!!"
The next scene was the blurs of Sam Merry Pippin and Jade, as Sam ran at full speed away from Jade, Merry and Pippin. But Sam's full speed isn't that much so they caught him in the hotel lobby. "Hey what the-" "you dirty rat" "secret teller" and "you untrust-worthy little-" were heard in the struggle until finally pippin noticed what they were standing in the midst of. "Hey you guys look!!"
There were white balloons and streamers everywhere, and tables, with table cloths!! And sitting at the bar was-
"LEGOLAS!!! What are you doing here? You live next apartment over!!" "meh appartymenty don' gots an freeee bar- nother around bar-keepey!!!"
DUN-DUN-DUNNNNNNN!!!!!!
Sorry to leave it hanging I have to do this early in the morning before my brother wakes up because its his computer truth there is 2 computers but this is the only one with Microsoft word
Sorry if it's crappy or to short I just wrote what I felt like and when I was out of ideas I stopped.
Next chapter: legolas's hangover and girlfriends and boyfriends
well anyways REVIEW PLEEEEEEEZZZZZZ!!!!!!!