Conrad and Yosak were walking through a random hallway of the castle and discussing relatively non-important things, having just been debriefed by Gwendal about the state of affairs in the Demon Kingdom. The two passed by a set of double doors when they heard the voices of King Yuri, Wolfram, and a very interesting set of noises. They stopped in the middle of the hallway once the very loud conversation taking place inside reached their ears.

Wolfram: "It isn't going in right, Yuri. You need to bend over more."

Yuri: "Ow, that hurts! Don't push so hard!"

Wolfram: "Stop complaining, you wimp." (A grunting noise ensues.) "There, it's in."

Yuri: "Finally—we've been at this for a couple of hours already." (More grunting noises are made.)

Wolfram: "Uh-oh."

Yuri: "What?"

Wolfram: "I think I'm stuck."

Yuri: "How did you get stuck?!"

Wolfram: "I don't know; I just did!"

Yuri: "Weren't we supposed to use something for this?"

Wolfram: "Oh right—grab that bottle over there."

Yuri: "But Günter told us to use that BEFORE we put it in."

Wolfram: "Let's just use it anyway; it still might help."

Conrad and Yosak hear a bottle being squeezed, and the horrified looks on their faces only intensify. More grunting noises come out of the room, and they get a little louder until something crashes and the boys are now moaning in pain.

Yuri: "Well, at least we got it out."

Wolfram: "Good—because it was starting to go numb."

Yuri: "It's your fault for pushing it in so hard."

Wolfram: "Oh shut up and hand me my shirt."

Yuri: "And look at the mess we made! It got all over the couch!"

Wolfram: "But we weren't anywhere near there!"

Yuri: "It doesn't matter. We need to get this cleaned up before Greta comes back."

Wolfram: "I can't believe how sticky this stuff is. It's disgusting!"

Yuri: "Blegh! I think I got some in my mouth."

Suddenly, Conrad and Yosak hear skipping, and back away to see Greta coming over. They instantly panic.

Both: "No, Greta, don't open the door!"

Before she can heed their words, she flings both doors open and looks inside. Her eyes grow wide and she gasps.

Greta: "Oh, wow! Is that a house for my dollies?!"

Yuri: "Um, surprise."

Greta runs inside as the two men see Yuri with a sheepish smile on his face trying to stand up next to a table that has a completed dollhouse on it. Wolfram is sitting on the floor covered in glue and lotion, with the respective bottles for each lying nearby. Yosak then catches Conrad as the brunette instantly faints, and everyone comes over to see what's going on.

Yuri: "What's wrong with him?"

Yosak holds up his friend by putting both arms around Conrad's waist.

Yosak: "I think the Captain's had a very 'stimulating' morning. I'm going to take him to bed now."

Then he begins pulling Conrad down the hall as Yuri and Wolfram turn to face each other with quizzical looks.

The End

For those of you with dirty minds, please get them out of the gutter. The few of us who are natives were here first. jk