It was an abnormally sunny day and all of my friends had decided to go to the nearest beach to enjoy the rare good weather. However I was put under house arrest due to my deluded and over-protective parents. It was stupid in my opinion to have me rotting away with no legitimate reason for it.

"We do have a legitimate reason." My father piped up from the book he was reading.

"Stay out of my head." I growled at him and got up to leave the study. Of course the walls separating us would be no barrier for his rude invasions of my mind, but at least it gave me some comfort not to look at his over-protective face as he listened in with his overly sized ears to whatever thing might cross my brain.

"I heard that Renesme." He said wearily.

"I didn't think it quietly." I said with as much acid in my voice as I could muster.

"That's no way to talk to your dad." I heard a husky voice speak quietly from my window.

"Jake!" I squealed and rushed over to kiss him.

Jacob Black had been my boyfriend for only half a year, though I had known him my entire life and loved him in all sorts of different ways. The way I loved him now was the way it was going to stay for eternity.

"I figured you'd be bored today." He said looking at the pyjamas I was still wearing despite the fact that it was 3 in the afternoon.

"Well apart from unsuccessful building a barrier around my head from all sorts of intrusions," I accentuated the last four words knowing he'd hear them and heard a faint sigh from three rooms away, "I've basically been almost bored to death."

"To death? Impossible." Jake joked and kissed me again.

"Get in here you." I said pulling him in roughly with my lips still attached to his. Usually I tried very hard to not be within a five mile radius of my family when I was like this with Jake but today I was so happy for the distraction from my boredom.

We were on my bed before I felt a sudden surge of nausea. We both pulled away with a mixture of sickness and confusion on our faces. I looked up and saw Aunt Alice and Uncle Jasper standing in my doorway both looking around my room innocently.

"Get out!" I hissed.

"Just came to warn you before your dad got to you Ness." My Aunt said to me casually.

"Urgh!" I stood up from my bed and cursed my abnormal family. I was probably the unluckiest teenager on this planet. With a mind reader for a father who intruded my every thought, a physic for an aunt who casually came in to talk about things that hadn't even yet happened, a mood-controlling-thingy for an uncle who had just made me almost throw up on my werewolf of a boyfriend. No the boyfriend I loved, the rest was something I'd trade for your average 'nag you about your homework' 'try and read your diary' snoopy but clueless parents.

"What have we said about hissing young lady?" Great. My mother appeared at my open window, probably having heard the whole thing. "Jacob is it so hard to use the door and greet us before you go all teenage boy on my daughter?"

"Oh my God!" I muttered astounded at how creepy and crazy this situation was getting. Then I saw Uncle Jasper eyeing my chest area purposefully, hinting something to me with his eyes. I looked down and saw that Jacob had managed to undo my first five buttons in the two minutes we had had together. How the hell did he do it without me even noticing either? I quickly did it up, though my hands didn't go unnoticed by the rest of my family and I heard Uncle Jasper chuckling to himself, probably at the whacked cocktail of emotions in this room.

"Jacob would you be so kind as to leave us for a moment?" The velvety voice of my father sounded from behind my uncle and aunt.

"Right on cue." Aunt Alice said with a smile in my direction and pranced of with Jasper at her side.